Author has written 9 stories for Warriors, Inuyasha, Fullmetal Alchemist, and Basara.

♫♫♫♫♫♫♫FEAR MOKONA! ♫♫♫♫♫♫♫

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"I pledge allegiance to the tuba section
of (insert my high school here)
and to the tuba with which I stand
One section under Reggithetubaman
With laziness and Louie Louie for all"

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ALL CREDIT GOES TO THE REPECTIVE PEOPLE I QUOTE FROM. ok. I don't own anything I quote from or people I quote from or fanfics I quote from. I asked the authors of the fanfics I quote from first.

NEED HOLIDAY SONGS but please tell me which holiday I need them for my fanfics

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ok if any of you people care (which you probably don't) epobbp (pronouced epob (pob rymes with bob)stands for Evil Penguin Of Buggyness Bob Penguin (I didn't come up with the entire name AnOtHeR-EpObBp-LuVr helped)and is a stuffed penguin that is somewhere. I lost him a while ago WAH! I MISS HIM!

I am female (though I have been called a boy 20 times. "I'm a girl...WHY DOES EVERYONE CALL ME A BOY!"-me) and 16 years old

"A band geek and an anime freak a Chorus brat and obsessed with cats" :-P this describes me perfectly and strangely...it rymes

name/ nicknames: I forgot...no wait it's Frank Lee Don'tgiveadamn. :-P (quote of Whose line is it anyway)... no wait that's not it. One person calls me Gollum my brother calls me Squid or Crazy Routes or Stinky. A friend calls me Monkey. Someone else calls me anime freak now shortened to Me (pronouced may not me).People I know don't call me this but if anyone ever wanted to they could call me Jupiter. Also you can call me Grim Reaper #25,423. My name on another site is Moonpaw or Moonrain or Hazepaw. Then there's Crazyjapanesepaw. :-P on runescape im ShippoLuver or tubaflute. Also there's Fruit Loop, Moonpal, and millipede cat. Epo, Wind, warrior, WindClan warrior, manga, Madeleine. Anyone else think i need to find a name and stick with it?

Also my flute's name is Alphonse.

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Quotes

"I remember in kindergarden I used to hate spelling my name because it was too long." - a friend whose name is 4 letters long

"for the mass murder of inaniment objects"- friend #2

"Sugar cubes are the key to hyperactivity." - AnOtHeR-EpObBp-LuVr.

"Breaking news...Looking at a cat upside-down on the stairs makes you feel lightheaded" -me (it does too..OW my head)

"I am out plotting your downfall come back later." -Reggithetubaman

"If the light at the end of the tunnel is red turn back." - friend #3

"I can't feel my fingers and I can't feel my toes.I may lose an ear or two or possibly my nose. But I'm in marching band. My tuba's made of brass and if you touch my tuba I'll kick you in the -------- FACE!" -the tuba chant that's on some sweatshirt I found online. Don't own it.

"I don't possess the ability to think"- me (true isn't it?)

"Insane Freak on the loose! If you see this girl, DO NOT APPROACH HER! Can freak u out! Obsessions run wild!"- my friend (she wrote this about me on her website)

"Mathieu fond!" (Matt's melting)- my French class. don't ask cause I can't remember why

"Ow. My brain." -me.
"I thought you didn't have a brain" -a friend.
"...Ow my...spiderwebs."- me.

"2+2= fish except in science class where it equals 22" -me

"how to make a human bomb: 1. drink 1000 cans of soda 2. jump up and down 3. burp" -Sunsetfur

"this calls for professional idiots...i mean work" -Sunsetfur

"the perfect band has the same ingredients as the perfect pie: disipline and excelence in both the parts and the maker"- Reggithetubaman

" You are all doomed to failure. Enjoy."- Reggithetubaman

"Fluba- the combination of the dainty flute and the mighty tuba.

I, saddly, once played the flute. Then I saw the light, didn't like it, and switched to the dark side, I nowplay tuba.

Pain is much more enjoyable when you are not the one experiencing it." -Reggithetubaman

"I can live with being dead"-me + friend #4

"band geeks are gonna rule the world" -another friend (COUGHiagreeCOUGH)

"Blah, Bleow, boke, plah" - me + AnOtHeR-EpObBp-LuVr

"Someone's going to the electric chair gonna fry gonna fry." -Wayne

"Welcome to Hawaii how'd you get here in a car"-Ryan

"hand over your money or I'm gonna blow off my head." Ryan

(three above quotes from Whose line is it anyway)

"Foolish little nose picker" -Cornello

"Smells like something died- multiple times"- Ed

"I'll take an educated guess and start pulling levers until something happens. Eenie, meenie..." -Ed

"(after blowing up chains holding floodgates up with a cannon) I call that piece 'Cannon in D'" -Ed (a mix of anime and band geek...me like)

"What do you make of this ring?" -Ed
"Whats this" -Roy
"I just told you it's a ring"-Ed
"I'm sorry... I can't accept a gift like this from another man." -Roy

(above quotes from 2nd FMA videogame)

"TOP 5 REASONS WHY INSANIY IS AWSOME:
1. You're never alone. you can make up all the friends you want.
2. It's always easy to find someone to talk to. Inanimate objects are great listeners.
3. You don't need to try at all. People have low expectations of you.
4. You're never homeless. Insane asylums are warm and give you free food.
5. Fun times are easy to find. Pretend to be insane and see how many funny looks people give you on the steet.
6. People are nicer when it's "not your fault, you're just crazy."
7. You can get away with anything just by pleading insanity.
8. Clothes aways fit. Straight jakets are one size fits all." - Reggithetubaman

"You wicked, wicked child. That was a deadful, terrible, cruel, utterly horrible thing to do. Well done, Elliryanna. Well done." -Nuic

"I've never met a death trap I didn't like" -Henni

"I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid."

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life"

"If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive"

"Police Suspicious After Body Found in Graveyard"

"Typhoon Rips through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead"

"A tuba is much larger than its name"

above quotes from 1001 Dumbest Things Ever Said

friend (don't really feel like puting name currently): you get ANOTHER cookie
me: YAY COOKIE...brb... back
friend: did you acually get a cookie
me : ...yes...
later
me: brb
friend : cookie break?
me: no getting quotes. i was quoting a videogame
friend: from cookies. about cookies
me: no what do u think im obsessed with cookies
friend: yeah
later
friend: good go get another cookie and bring one for me
me: YAY!...brb..."

-IM conversation with friend

"i always thought a plume was a dead chicken on the shako"- friend

ONE MORE TIME: We'll do this chunk over and over just like we have been doing for the last ten minutes until it's perfect. The ultimate directors lie.

CONCERT: Extremely dangerous form of torture for both students and audience. Fatal if used in durations exceeding one hour.

Dr. Beat- A type of metronome; a violation of the 8th amendment (cruel and unusual punishment). that is bestowed over a loudspeaker when working on already-learned music.

DRESS: Something you wouldn't mind seeing your band director in.

EARLY: To never be (or dead). Reasoning: To be early is to be on time, while to be on time is to be late, but to be late is to never be (or dead). Following this through, early is to never be. (or dead)

F.C.P.L. - An abbreviation for the brass dynamic "Forget Control - Play Loud".

HELL: Inferno Saturday rehearsals, and camp food. early AM rehearsals, having to wear uniforms in 90 degree weather

Music: The succession of these notes that, in theory, should sound good. Unfortunately, we're not all in "Theory" - we're in "Marching Band". a complex organizations of sounds that is set down by the composer, incorrectly interpreted by the conductor, who is ignored by the musicians, the result of which is ignored by the audience

PIGEONS: A truly unique bird that has only one known natural enemy: The windshield of a bus at 65 MPH.

Shut Up - If you make any type of noise you will be dragged out into the street and beat with a large blunt object by every other member of the band until you are a bloody corpse.

REST: What tuba players do during rehearsal. Also known as: zzzz...

from band dictionaries (if anyone wants to hear more PM me. I went to many different sites and have a list of them) I also have band jokes that I went to many different sites to get.

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Likes

animal: cats and foxes and penguins and weasels

anime/manga: Inuyasha, Crescent Moon, Card Captor Sakura, Fushigi Yuugi, Petshop of Horrors, Fruits Basket, Magic Knight Rayearth, Fullmetal Alchemist, Basara, Please Save my Earth, Pokemon, Digimon, Yu-gi-oh, YYH, Dragon Knights, xxxholic, Tsubasa, Negima, DNAngel, X-Day, Chrono Crusade, Hana-kimi, and MANY others.

books/book series: Warriors, Harry Potter, Tamora Pierce Tortall book,The Riddles of Epsilon, Young Wizards, T.A. Barron books, Piers Anthony books,plus many many others

video game: Conkers bad fur day, bugs bunny lost in time,Golden Sun, Golden Sun: The Lost Age, Dark Cloud, all the Inuyasha games, RPGs, all Fullmetal Alchemist games, The Legend of Zelda, Runescape, Super Mario games, Kingdom Hearts and others

Sports: DODGEBALL, soccer, ultimate frisbe,(can't spell) MARCHING BAND IS THE BEST!

T.V shows: Whose line is it anyway and a good portion of the shows on Nick and Cartoon Network and Disney NOT ALL OF THEM

BAND BAND BAND BAND BAND! I LOVE BAND! ( I got told by two different people that when I sleep I say things like "I can't remember my flute notes" or something like that. And these are on nights when I don't dream of anything.) I'M SWITCHING FROM FLUTE/OBOE TO TUBA! YAY TUBA! AND NOW I'VE SWITCHED TO BASSOON!

Movies: most disney movies, Harry Potter ones, Inuyasha ones, Full Metal Alchemist one (its awesome),Spaceballs, Robin Hood Men in Tights, most Mel Brooks movies,Undercover Brother, Shikoku + many others mainly comedy.

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DISLIKES: love, romance,spiders, love, romance, people who think that all girls think about are boys make-up and stuff like that, love, romance, make-up, love, romance, dresses/skirts, love, romance, pink, love, romance, Valentine's day, love, romance, PEOPLE WHO NEVER UPDATE (which says I hate me), love, romance, teachers who have no clue what there trying to teacher,love, romance, gossipers, love, romance, people who think your going out with someone just cause you talk to them often, love, romance, band being cancelled, love, romance, kissing, love, romance, people who thinks flutes like boys and lipstick and all that other junk, love, romance, Inuyasha being cancelled, love, romance, Full Metal Alchemist being cancelled (IT'S OVER!), love, romance, Any of my fav. shows being cancelled, love, romance,oh and did I mention love and romance.

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...and by the way BAND GEEKS RULE! ♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫

If you've read the whole thing you got too much free time. ♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫

YAY TOBY