Heya, It's EGC here!

Real Name: Jenny

Living In: New England

Birthday: October 25th, I'm 15 1/2 at the moment

Gender: Female, duh

Favorite Color: Pink, Purple, and Green

A little ditty about me: I'm a very geeky person (that's only if you talk to me though), I'm very brash, random, and loud. I'm the kind of person who wears tank tops in the winter, even though I'm always cold, unless it's like 70 degrees or above. I love love love to cook, especially baking sweets. I'm pretty intellectually mature for my age. I like to make my own jewelry (Glue and Starburst wrapper bracelets included).

Favorite Movies: Dirty Dancing, Romeo + Juliet, Newsies, Harry Potter, Mighty Ducks Trilogy, Old Disney movies, Sixteen Candles, The Breakfast Club, American Psycho, Transformers (But I didn't like how Bumblebee didn't have horns), Dark Knight, Blood Drips Heavily on Newsies Square, The Notorious Bettie Page, Naked, Total Eclipse, Swing Kids, The Professional, RENT, C.H.E.A.T.E.R.S., Thirteen, Zwartboek, Pirates of the Carribean, Fight Club, Star Trek: 2009

Favorite Shows: House M.D., Dougie Howser M.D., Law and Order (SVU, regular, and Trial By Jury), Intervention, Dead Like Me

Favorite Books: Lush, Perfect, Tortall Saga, Harry Potter, The Late Hector Kipling, Bloody Jack, Les Miserables, Romeo and Juliet, and a whole lot more

Favorite Musicals/Plays: Miss Saigon, The Lion King, Equus, Bare: A Pop Opera, Les Miserables (I got to see the revival and Judy Kuhn was Fantine!), RENT, Avenue Q, Legally Blonde, The Secret Garden, Sweeney Todd, Aspects of Love, Hairspray, Notre Dame de Paris (The French version is my favorite), Les Dix Commandements, Spring Awakening, Next to Normal (It's the story of my life, seriously)

Hobbies: ballet, pointe, dancing in general, singing, acting, reading, languages (I love to learn them, they come easily to me), baby sitting, writing

--My Writing--

I love writing, let's get that straight, but I do know I'm very inconsistant with updates. And i also know my writing isn't perfect, I can write things in paragraphs or stay on topic very easily. I have a problem putting my stories together.

When I write I have a tendency to sound British, really weird.

Mary-Sues get on my nerves so badly, I hate them. Now I certainly don't mind OCs, but they have to be pretty damn good.

Slash for me is my favorite, USUALLY it's better than het stories. But there are a few out there that are excellent het stories, which when I find them, I stick with them.

--Quotes--

Blister'd be thy tongue
For such a wish! he was not born to shame: Upon his brow shame is ashamed to sit; For 'tis a throne where honor may be crown'd
Sole monarch of the universal earth.
O, what a beast was I to chide at him!
-Juliet Act 3, scene 2 (Romeo and Juliet)

“Just great,” he said to Harry, “They gave her Reginald McBitchyPants for a lawyer. I’m glad I’m not on the stand.”

“Why do you call him McBitchyPants?” Harry asked.

“That’s his last name,” Draco replied, “literally.” Harry made a face.

“Sustained,” Amelia said, “Mr. McBitchyPants (that’s gotta be hard to say and keep a straight face at the same time) ask a different question.” Reginald grumbled a little before turning back to Nicholas.

“Mr. Farbor,” he started. Nicholas looked him straight in the eye.

“Yes, Mr. McBitchyPants?” he asked innocently, causing some of the courtroom to crack up. Reginald’s eye twitched.

-Gaara's New Family, Chapter 8, By RuneWitchSakura

He knew who this was of course who else had a beard three feet long and acted like everyone was his grandchild it was Albus Dumbledore the most manipulative goat fucker in the whole British wizarding community.

-The Assassin Brother, Chapter 5, By The Darkest Soul

“Nothing, nothing,” he said, grinning in the way Naruto thought a tiger would grin before pouncing on an unsuspecting gazelle. Then he had a terrifying thought.

What if Gaara knows?' he thought fervently. What if he knows that I like Neji? I mean… I don't like Neji. No sireebob. But what if Gaara knows? OH MY GOD! HE'S A TIGER AND I'M A GAZELLE! A POOR UNSUSPECTING GAZELLE! Or maybe an antelope. What do tigers eat, anyway? I'll have to ask him some time.'

“Naruto, are you okay?” Haku asked, catching the distant look on Naruto's face.

“Oh, yeah, I'm fine,” Naruto said. But inwardly, he screamed, I'M A GAZELLE AND GAARA'S GONNA EAT ME!'

Gaara watched his friend for a moment.

“Naruto-“ he started, but before he could finish, Naruto cut him off.

“DON'T EAT ME!” the blonde screamed, before tipping back on the bench, and hitting the linoleum floor. Sasuke blinked.

-From Here to Eternity, Chapter 18, By Arctic_Fox999 (MM.org)

Alix: bird eating man

awww they jumped off a cliff

poor pig girl

EGC: lol "poor pig girl"

-Talking with my friend about The Hills Have Eyes

EGC: the fanfic on that site paper lanturn its will/warren and so cute and fluffyish while still being level headed

Alix: lol wow

EGC: what?

and a bit smutty too

Alix: haha

and this is why i luv u

EGC: im like a gay guy in a girls body

who loves his boobies

Alix: haha

ur so weird

EGC: but it makes sense!

im such a fangirl

Alix: lol

EGC: and a sci fi geek

awww yea

star trek

mmmm. kirk. both pine and shatner

and chekov

and sulu

and mccoy

aw yea bones

and spock

Alix: um ok

EGC: and scotty

lol that show was such a sausage fest so its easy to make them slash

Alix: lol

EGC: exactly

Alix: i think this is probly the best conversation ive ever had with u

-A conversation about fanfictions with my friend yet again