Hello. I'm milady.otaku. I would be lady.otaku, but someone already has that screen name. I plan to check them out. And judge them. Just in spite. And just for the record, I'm very aware that those past two "sentences" were actually just fragments. Don't judge me. Well, not like I would know.

Well, you obviously came here to learn more about me. In the case that you didn't, my stories are here. Really. Just scroll down. Of course, if you aren't here to know about me, I cannot fathom why you're reading this in the first place. But that's really besides the point.

I love satire and irony. Especially irony. No, really. Like, the other day I went grocery shopping, and when I was ready to check out, the guy at one of the cash register and I made eye contact ((just for the record, it's one line, many registers.)) Now, I must say that he was pretty cute, but I try to avoid good looking guys at all costs ((because I'm shy like that)), so in an attempt to keep me from going to his register I asked the couple behind me if they would like my place in line. Right after we switched places, the nice lady at the cash register right in front of me finished with her customer and took the next person in line... I ended up going to the very guy I was trying to avoid. Oh irony. How I love/loathe you.

I got off topic again. The truth is, I'm not hard to approach at all! I'm a very happy ((?)) person and a complete otaku! At the moment, Beck-- is my favorite anime ((I don't know, something about kicking a fish's ass really makes me connect with a show)) while my favorite manga is ((Naruto? Bleach?)) NO! I'm stuck between Welcome to the NHK and Yoru Made Matenai! Go ahead. Call me a pervert. I also love to draw, and I plan to put my manga up onto deviantart when I finish ((of course, it won't be very good, but oh well.)) I'm in love with shoujo, but I like shounen, too :D Unfortunately, my manga collection is a sad 113 ;.; Oh, woe is me. I'm also into gaming, but mostly JRPG's for the PS2 and DS. Just cause I'm a loser like that :3

Well, my aim is pandaoompa1o1, my email is lady.otaku@yahoo.com, my Gaia and DeviantART is lady.otaku, and my account on roleplayerguild is Anita Watanabe. So shoot me a message. I'm all for it :3

Oh, and please be sure to check out dillz and Dreamers Deranged. ((I think I got their names right, But really, damn them for changing it >.

Right. Well, please treat me kindly. Onto the fanfiction! :D