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If you scream, "ZACK!" whenever he shows up during the Bones theme song, copy this onto your profile.

If you wish Sweets would just break down and admit that Zack is innocent, copy this onto your profile.

If you wish Hart Hanson would finally wake up and realize that the quality of Bones has decreased since he kicked Zack off, copy this onto your profile.

I love geekboys. Zach from 'Bones' is my number one. My sister and I have agreed to a duel if someone he becomes 'real'. Needless to say, she's going down!

Signs Your Love For Zach Addy Is Getting Weird (Not That There’s Anything Wrong With That).

1. If you somehow missed ‘The Pain In The Heart’ you refuse to watch it because of what happens to Zach.

2. If you missed ‘The Pain In The Heart’ and was told what happened by someone else, you burst into tears.

3. Whenever you first see Zach during any episode, you squeal.

4. When you saw ‘The Pain In The Heart’, you cried so hard that anyone within a fifty foot radius came running.

5. When you see the cow during ‘The Mummy In The Maze’ that has to be Naomi from Paleontology, you scream ‘I see you bitch!’.

6. During Booth’s monologue at the end of ‘Death In The Saddle’ and it shows Zach when he says that line about giving up hope on finding love, you go ‘Aw’.

7. During ‘The Boy In The Bush’ you ‘Aw’ when Zach gets emotional.

8. When you saw the promo for the Season Four finale and saw Zach, you started jumping up and down and screaming ‘ZACH’S BACK, ZACH’S BACK!’.

9. When you realized Zach wasn’t back for good, you threw something or cried.

10. You’re mad at Sweets for not telling people Zach is innocent.

11. When Zach returned in ‘The Widow’s Son In The Windshield‘, you squealed so loudly, that dogs came running.

12. You watch ‘The Man In The Fallout Shelter’ every chance you get just to see Zach in a towel.

13. When you watch the above mentioned episode and Hodgins says that it was punishment to shower with Zach, you yell something like ‘I WILL GLADLY DO IT FOR YOU!’

14. You can debate for hours whether he looks better with floppy or short hair. And 40 of your argument is ‘he’s adorable’.

15. Naomi from Paleontology is or was on your hit list.

If you've ever had your friends of family yell 'HE(or she) IS A FICTIONAL CHARACTER' when you talk about your crush, copy/paste this