Funny Quotes

Quote that!- Jason G.

Google Power, activate!- Chaplin

It's a hill, I'm scared. -Brandy P.

Aaron "Hotch" Hotchner: Well, I hope I didn't hurt you too badly.
Dr. Spencer Reid: Hotch, I was a twelve-year-old child prodigy in a Las Vegas public high school. You kick like a nine-year-old girl.

Elle Greenaway: How do you think he'd feel about Mom?
Dr. Spencer Reid: Let me know when you're going to do that so I can, uh, run.

FBI Student: What, are you a genius or something?
Dr. Spencer Reid: I don't believe that intelligence can be accurately quantified, but I do have an IQ of 187, an eidetic memory, can read 20,000 words per minute.
[pause
Dr. Spencer Reid: Yes, I'm a genius.

Ross: Shame on you, Ugly Baby judges you.

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Fogell: Hey!
Seth: Don’t tell Fogell about the party, man…
Fogell: Gangstaaaaaaaaaaasss… what’s up guys?

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1. Don't You Forget About Me » reviews

You never forget your first love, esp. when they were torn from you. When Reid reunites with his first love, and her first case hits close to home, can they finally get it right or will the past destroy them again? reidoc, morgangarcia.

Complete - Criminal Minds - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,180 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 5-23-08 - Published: 2-9-07

2. My Brother, My Lover My Sister, My Wife » reviews

They named her Delilah and then they left her to die. Raimundo's adopted sister comes to the temple when their mother dies, armed with a secret they vowed never to speak of . Warning: It is a tad disturbing! Do not read if easily offended!

Xiaolin Showdown - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,098 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 1-15-08 - Published: 11-3-07

3. Fairy Tale reviews

One of the Eds lost the girl he loves.

Complete - Ed, Edd n Eddy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-8-07 - Published: 1-8-07