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Author has written 12 stories for Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak, and Harry Potter. Name: Wail Halls (Yes, that is my real name!) Age: 13 Location: USA Appearance: Dirty-blonde hair, grey-blue eyes, a bit overweight from not enough exersise, no muscles either. General information: I'm straight, I am a long-time big fan of the Darren Shan saga. I spend most of my time reading and writing, and have even almost succeeded in abandoning T.V. entirely. (almost!) I'm a cat person, I have no fashion sense at all, I don't where make-up. I don't believe in getting piercings, even if it's only your ears, I can't tell the difference between a hot guy and an ugly one, (thier all beautiful to me!) I can space out on you in the blink of an eye, and I have really bad hearing (don't ask me how!). I alsolove making anagrams of my name and others' names, and wrting parodies. Favorites: Authors: Darren Shan, J.K. Rowling, Dianna Wynne Jones, Lemony Snicket, Eoin Colfer, myself :), Books: Cirque Du Freak, Inkspell, Howl's Moving Castle, Bucking the Sarge, Maximum Ride... Movies: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, HP and the Goblet of Fire... Music: I don't know. Jesse Mcartney I guess, and the Harry Potter soundtracks. Links: www.darrenshan.com -- web home of the genious himself! www.darrenshan.blogdrive.com-- Darren Shan's blog www.clubpenguin.com-- safe chat www.homestarrunner.com-- a fun cartoon sight www.amiright.com-- song parodies School: I get good grades in most of my classes, I'm considered oneof the smartest people on my team, but I can't do math and I get caught often reading in class (shame on me, I know). Writing: In fanfiction I mostly write Darren Shan stuff, and mostly parodies at that although I will do romance sometimes. I also enjoy working on original parodies (that is, song parodies that have nothing to do with another book/move/etc.) but the main thing I'm doing right now is my twelve-book saga, which isn't a parody but is quite funny at times. I started writing because of Darren Shan, who's books were the inspiration for my saga. (but it's become my own original story now.) | |||||
1. The Terrible, Horrible, NoGood, Very Bad Night reviewsRemember Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, NoGood, Very Bad Night? Now, just apply the same basic principal to everyone's favorite orangehaired vampire...Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 9-7-062. Fan Mail » reviewsVarious characters from the Darren Shan books answer fan mail...Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,178 - Reviews: 44 - Updated: 4-15-06 - Published: 4-5-063. Brokeback Freak Show reviewsFor lack of a better title...Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,911 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 4-10-06 - Complete4. The Amazing Singing Death Eaters! » reviewsCome see the Amazing Singing Death Eaters sing like OompaLoompas! Parodies of the OompaLoompa songs from Charlie and the Chocolate FacoryHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-11-06 - Complete5. SHAN, and Other Darren Shan Song Parodies » reviewsOriginally it was just going to be SHAN, but I've decided now to make a collection. Enjoy!Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 6,099 - Reviews: 47 - Updated: 1-4-06 - Published: 6-15-056. The Dementor reviewsJust a little something I came up with. Hehe. Bet this has never been done before...please RR!Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 12-28-05 - Harry P. - Complete7. Harkat Mulds? reviewsJust a little something I thought up. Oneshot, takes place during book 4 right after the bear incident.Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 12-21-05 - Complete8. Beautiful Soul reviewsNEWSFLASH! Jesse McCartney's song has a double meaning! contains spoilers for books 10 and 12Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-21-05 - Complete9. Evanna the Teenage Witch And Hibernius Too! reviewsBeing a teen can be hard, especially when you've got a father like Desmond Tiny. My account of what the said duo's teen years were like. Mild spoilers for books 12 and 11!Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 9-13-0510. Thanks for Keeping me Sane reviewsYes, well...is embarrassed this is actually a piece of DarrenHarkat slash fluff and...don't look at me like that! I'm not crazy! hides under coversDarren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 9-5-05 - Complete11. Trouble in Paradise reviewsSERIOUS SPOILERS FOR BOOKS 12 AND BELOW! See inside for full summery.Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-15-05 - Complete12. A New Beginning reviewsWell I was rather saddened by the ending of Sons of Destiny, so I rewrote the fight between Steve and Darren...kinda lame I guess, but at least it's not nearly as sad. R&R!Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,473 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 7-14-05 - Complete
