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Author has written 14 stories for Yu Yu Hakusho, Digimon, Twilight, Warcraft, and Dark Visions series. Name: KJ aka Kim aka Lee aka Kimberlee. Call me what ever, I really don't care any more. Just anything but Kimber. DO NOT EVER CALL ME THAT. Age: 18 Height: 5 ft 3" w/out shoes, w/ shoes, I'm about 5ft 4 1/2" Sign: Cancer Zodiac: Ram Fave Food: Pasta Fave Books: Scorpian Shards, Twilight Lexicon Series, Speak, The Shadow Children Series, The Truth About Forever, Night World Series, Dresden Files, Dark Visions (GENERAL DISCLAIMER) Ai: P.S. Here's a disclaimer for everything, since we're too lazy to say it at each chapter. KJ, Niki, and Kitty do not own Yu Yu Hakusho, Good Charlotte, Green Day, Digimon, or whatever else is owned by someone else. We only own the following: Ailias, Lee, Shitiezu, Kida, Rei, KJ wishes she owned Kouji, Jade, Ruby, Lotas, that evil rapist dude who showed up in Hopeless and KJ wishes shewasn't responsible fer him, Jade's evil parents, the teach, and n e oneelse who shows up in the fics who aren't part of some show.(Ai: does she even show up? CMH: Ah no know. Ai: Ah well), and our ideas and signature lines and quotes! Ai: See ya all later. CMH: Byes! (Quotes) "Nobody wants a uni-brow" 8 Crazy Nights "This is worse than the loin cloth incident..." Me and my friends at the lunch table. Don't ask. "Well, the woman's bathroom is lovely." "Dad... how would you know that?" "I made a wrong turn." Me and my dad at Red Lobster when he went into the women's bathroom supposedly on accident. "I need to go to the bathroom, Bob, mind telling me where it is?" My mom making fun of my dad at Red Lobster when he made a wrong turn. Yes, my dad's name is Bob. For real... "That oil is spicey!" My Granpa complaining about the cinnamon candy oil being too hot. "Wimp." My dad chewing on a very tiny piece of cinnamon candy. "Are you following me for a reason? (MY BACKPACK SAYS IT!) "Can I shine your oboe?" Sarah, trying to be perverted. "I LOVE THE CONDOM TEST!" Sarah again. "EW! Smell my shoes, they stink." Sarah after she sniffed her shoe out of boredom. "They call my son Tater Tot" TATER SALAD! "You gave me the best lovin I ever had, but now I have ta tell ya, I'm cheating on you with my other hand." Whose Line, love that show. "I was driving by you and I saw the back of your head, and I said, 'Is that Kim?' And I checked in my rearview mirror and it was you, so I just want you to know I'd know you anywhere, even if I just see the back of your head!" Mrs. Moore said that while I was walking around the beach... she was my teacher in the 6th grade. "Me? I'm dishonest, and you can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest. honestly, it's the honest one's you have to look out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly stupid." Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Carribean. Niki also says it. "Well... we can't have THAT crawling around, can we?" Amber, the oboe princible player in our band. She squished a baby spider that was crawling on our music during our concert. "Emesurally..." A word from the Keechism dictionary. He's our band director and slightly creepy. The word means: to better your tone quality and intonation through firming the mouth formation. "Renee, go lock it and make sure he doesn't come out til 5 before." Mr. Keech, after Sean hid in the closet. "Shh, hold on a second. I think I'm having an epiphany." (Bella Swan) "If you replace random words in famous phrases with the word Bawls, everything suddenly makes sense." (My friend Travis.) "Be still my bawls," (Me. I said it after what Travis said XD) "Hey KJ, we should totally make the little mermaid perverted again." (Jaz. tee hee hee) "Hey Tay, I need to borrow your lips." (Me. It's not like it sounds, but it was still funny XD) "If men had periods, they would fight over how big their tampons were." (Me) CmH | |||||||||||||
1. Dark Nights reviewsNot NW, Dark Visions by LJ Smith Several years after the Zetes Institute debacle, another frightening occurance is sure to come. Kait gets a series of disturbing premonitions, but can she figure out what it is that she is predicting before it happens?Dark Visions series - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-10-092. Blue Moon » reviewsShe was quiet, weak, seemingly insignificant. However, she was far more important than any human should be. She could start a war between those like us, and those not like us. The question is... how did we not see it coming? Rated TTwilight - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,039 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 3-9-07 - Published: 1-25-073. Masked » reviewsKouji's relationship with his dad isn't the best. His band is releasing a new album, and everything he's kept bottled up inside is coming out. And there's only one person he wants to reveal it to. Not what you think. Believe me .Digimon - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,230 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 2-16-07 - Published: 4-22-06 - Kouji M./Koji & Kousei K. - Complete4. Hello reviewsShe was in a daze. She was a sleeping soul. She wasn't living. song by EvenescenceTwilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-25-065. Vengeance of Anatherin » reviewsWhen her brother was killed in battle, Ly'syn became a warrior to avenge his death. However, she didn't know she was fighting for a lie. She finds that rebelling against two factions can be deadly, especially when everyone wants you dead.Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,954 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 10-23-06 - Published: 9-4-066. Because I Love You reviewsWhen Edward loses control, he will do anything to ensure Bella's safety, especially from him. How will he keep her safe from himself? R&R PLEASE! Rated T for some themes not suitable for children.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,867 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 8-2-06 - Complete7. DM Wars, Chronicle 1: The Chambers » reviewsThe Season 4 gang had been frozen in the chambers for being completely innocent! Now 1000 years later, they face a war at hand between the Humans and the Digimon, and it's all because of them! Now they must stop it, but it's easier said than done.Digimon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,114 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 7-6-06 - Published: 1-17-068. Class S Part 2! » reviewsPArt 2 of Class S! Tis now available for ur viewing rights! REVIEW Or else... Hm... what could da future hold?Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,915 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 3-10-06 - Published: 7-1-059. Punk'd » reviewsHigh school, hell isn't it? Especially when you have a fire breathing teacher giving you detention for every little thing! Once the detentions pile up, how will Kouji and his new compainion, Kida, coupe? When will they snap and let the teacher get theirs?Digimon - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,468 - Reviews: 55 - Updated: 3-1-06 - Published: 7-2-05 - Kouji M./Koji & Takuya K.10. A New Life » reviewsEver wonder what happened in the time where Hiei was weak from his Jagan eye implant? Well, he ended up with a daughter! Thinking, WTF? Read to find out just exactly WTF is going on!Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,187 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 11-22-05 - Published: 11-17-05 - Hiei & Kurama M.11. Funny Quotes of Class S » reviewsIt's T since, just because. All the funnies from Class S without having to scan through all the chapters! Live long and eat donuts!Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,430 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 11-16-05 - Published: 6-3-0512. Class S » reviewsThe yu yu hakusho gang is sent to stop two girls who are on a murder spree. What happens when they bite off more than they can chew? Why are the girls even murdering people? Read to FIND OUT! fin. Read Class S Part Two For more Class S pleasures.Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 24,863 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 7-9-05 - Published: 4-30-05 - Complete13. Amusment For Demons reviewsThe Class S gang go to the amusment park! But, what happens when Ailias's blood lust and Hiei's love for chocolate and icecream mix? You get, dundadunDUUUUUN! This bonus chappie! Enjoy.Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-1-05 - Complete14. Surprise, a birthday! reviewsThis is a side story to Class S Part 1. It is only PG13 because KJ and I curse a lot. Features KJ and Niki, authoresses, and Kitty, a fellow amiga!Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-3-05 - Complete
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