Da cookie say:
Man who sneezes without hanky takes matters into his own hands.
Name: KJ aka Kim aka Lee. Call me what ever, I really don't care n e more.
Age: About 16
Height: 5 ft 3" w/out shoes, w/ shoes, I'm about 5ft 4 1/2"
Weight: soriwa imetsu desu. If you can speak japanese, you might know what that means. I may have spelled it wrong too... .;;
Sign: Cancer
Zodiac: Ram
Fave Music Artist: Avril Lavigne
Fave Band(s): GC, Simple Plan, Disturbed, Green Day, Linkin Park, The Used, Fallout Boy, American Rejects, Evenescence, Escape the Fate, Metallica, Three Days Grace
Fave Food: Chinese/ Ramen
Least Fave: Salads (Wouldn't make it as a veggie dude)
Theme Song(s): I Don't Give A Damn (AL), It Wasn't Enough (GC), Meet You There, (SP), Give Me Novacaine (GD), I'm Alive (D), My Apocolypse (ES), Taking Over Me (EV), Pain (3DG), Wherever I May Roam (M)
Least Fave Artists/ Bands: Hilary Duff (BURN IN HELL BITCH!) Brittany Spears (YOU TOO SLUT!) Jessica Simpson (MUWAHAHAHAHA! OFF WITH THY HEAD!)
Fave Books: Scorpian Shards, Twilight Lexicon Series, Speak, The Shadow Children Series, The Truth About Forever
Least Fave: Whirligig, Cheaper By The Dozen (The original), Wuthering Heights (Too complicated Couldn't understand it. Don't know why bella loves it.)
Fave Movies: All the Scary Movies, feardotcom, Final Destination 1,2,&3, All by Miyuzaki, Cruel Intentions
Fave Disney Movie: Mulan (ehehehehe..)
Least fave: Napolean Dynamite. (ZOMG! THAT IS THE MOST IDIOTIC MOVIE IN THE WORLD::blows it up::)
Fave Anime: Yu Yu Hakusho, Digimon (all four seasons), Spiral, Bleach
Fave Manga: Full Moon, Alice 19th, Instant Teen, Land of the Blindfolded
Least Fave: Haven't found one O.o
Fave Bishies: KOUJI MINAMOTO! MINE! Hiei Jaganshi, Kurama Minamino, Youko Kurama, TK, Yamato, Henrey, Ryou, Kyou, Kyo, Yuki, Hatsu Haru, Sessomaru
Fave Characters from Books: Edward Cullen, Emmett Cullen, Alice Cullen, Bella Swan, Jacob Black( Twilight Lexicon), Lee Grant/Luke Garner, Trey (Shadow Children) Micheal (Scorpion Shards)
Up Coming Projects:
The Taken. It may get a different name. A Digimon fanfic. Kouji disappeared 3 years ago with no warning, then he reappeared just as quickly. What happened?
Current Stoires:
Blue Moon: Twilight ficcy. Rated T for general stuff. It's gonna be a fun story!
Vengence of Anatherin: My first WoW ficcy. Most recently added. Rated T, may switch to M if pervertedness gets uberly bad.
Possibly Because I Love You, some want more. My first Twilight ficcy. Rated T for suicidal themes.
Finished Stories:
Hello: rated K+ Twilight Lexicon. Pretty bad I think. I'll probably rewrite it. (one shot)
Masked: rated T for violence and language and other themes
Class S: first finished story, first story on here. written with one of my friends, Ailias Kurai who is also a main character. Yu Yu Hakusho, rated T
Surprise, A Birthday: half written by Ailias Kurai. a side story for Class S. rated K+ (one shot)
Amusement For Demons: side story for Class S Part 2. rated T (one shot)
Funny Quotes From Class S: exactly what it says.
Hopeless: first dirty fic. Digimon, rated M for very good reasons. (One shot)
Stories on Hiatus: (A/N) Stories on Hiatus may be taken down as a refresher for the new year. They would then be put back up as I begin writing them again.)
Punk'd: has the most reviews. Digimon, rated T
DM Wars Chronicle 1; The Chambers: triligy. first of three. Digimon rated M (mainly cuz of gore in later chaps)
A New Life: has the most hits. Yu Yu Hakusho, rated M for a lot of things...
Class S Part 2: first sequel. Sequel of Class S. Yu Yu Hakusho, rated T
Author note to all you readers (not the ones reviewing my stories, you guys are awesome) BTW: This is not about flames on this site. this is about something TOTALLY different.
I realize that there are some bone heads out there who think it's funny to completely trash someon'es writing, and I don't mean a flame review, I mean putting it on another website and trashing it there. One: That's illegal. Two: That is so immature. If you don't like something, write to them including what you don't like and what you do like, if you don't like anything, tell them. DO NOT copy it and put it on another site to trash it. People who do that most likely can't write in the first place.
Kitty (Friend of CMH and Ailias Kurai): I think you are absolutely 100 percentright on that.
Ailias Kurai: And if any of you jerks out there think we're stupid, no...I won't lower myself to your level. Go 'head CmH.
These people really hurt someone close to me. Really. That can only hurt, what they did. I admit no one's perfect and there's always room for improvement. Isn't that what this website is for? Besides to entertain..
Ailias Kurai: Of course.
Kitty: Funny is good.
I realize that these people have a right to speech and to opinion, but there's a right way to go about it and there's a wrong way, their way.
Kitty: That's not exercising their rights, that is abusing them.
I hope the people who did that are reading this right now, I really do. I am extrememly pissed right now, and I guess that's why I'm so calm. If you know me well, I'm calm when I'm pissed.
Ailias Kurai: It's kinda awkward to see.
Kitty: Definitely.
By the way, this is the right way to go about freedom of speech. If someone is hysterical when they are angry, then they can go and express themselves in a civil manner. Doing anything extreme like a bashing site is extrememly inappropriate. Using words is acceptable, whatever words they may be. But, with words, there is also a wrong way to go about it. Take this advice into consideration. Just something that should be said.
Kitty: Bravo! You're good at anger speeches. BTW that is a compliment.
Ailias Kurai: Agreed, and if anyone reading this has had this happen to you then please talk about it with friends or family and don't let them get to you. They're morons.
Kitty/ CMH: Yep!
(GENERAL DISCLAIMER)
Ai: P.S. Here's a disclaimer for everything, since we're too lazy to say it at each chapter.
KJ, Niki, and Kitty do not own Yu Yu Hakusho, Good Charlotte, Green Day, Digimon, or whatever else is owned by someone else. We only own the following: Ailias, Lee, Shitiezu, Kida, Rei, KJ wishes she owned Kouji, Jade, Ruby, Lotas, that evil rapist dude who showed up in Hopeless and KJ wishes shewasn't responsible fer him, Jade's evil parents, the teach, and n e oneelse who shows up in the fics who aren't part of some show.(Ai: does she even show up? CMH: Ah no know. Ai: Ah well), and our ideas and signature lines and quotes!
Ai: See ya all later.
CMH: Byes!
(Quotes)
Chello once again! Here is somemore thing er majigs:
Fave Quotes:
"Nobody wants a uni-brow" 8 Crazy Nights
"Technical Foul" I LOVE THE ENITRE SONG! 8 Crazy Nights
"This is worse than the loin cloth incident..." Me and my friends at the lunch table. Don't ask.
"You saw nothing! And if you did, YOU'RE BLIND!" That's what I say when I trip in the hallway.
"I love you KJ" "Fuck off Adam" "Why are you so mean? Why don't you like people?" "I do like people, you're just not a person."Adam gets on my fucking nerves.
"I'm getting the tickle feeling..." "Me too..." Me and my friend Eevee.
"Well, the woman's bathroom is lovely." "Dad... how would you know that?" "I made a wrong turn." Me and my dad at Red Lobster when he went into the women's bathroom supposedly on accident.
"I need to go to the bathroom, Bob, mind telling me where it is?" My mom making fun of my dad at Red Lobster when he made a wrong turn. Yes, my dad's name is Bob. For real...
"Kim, are you reading porn?" One of my friends named Alex. "Yes." Me. My name is Kim. "Really!" "Yes." Alex then sat on my lap."Tell me a story."
"Is Santa a porn star?" Someone on Comedy Central.
"Quick kissing Santa's ass." My mom yelling at my granny for have red glitter around her mouth.
"That oil is spicey!" My Granpa complaining about the cinnamon candy oil being too hot. "Wimp." My dad chewing on a very tiny piece of cinnamon candy.
"LEGGY!" My boyfriend used to say this in math class in the 8th grade. His current lil catch phrase thingy is "Don't make me make Alex M (and sometimes Tim) rape you "
Are you following me for a reason? (MY BACKPACK SAYS IT!)
"Can I shine your oboe?" Sarah, trying to be perverted.
"I LOVE THE CONDOM TEST!" Sarah again.
"EW! Smell my shoes, they stink." Sarah after she sniffed her shoe out of boredom.
"They call my son Tater Tot" TATER SALAD!
"You gave me the best lovin I ever had, but now I have ta tell ya, I'm cheating on you with my other hand." Whose Line, love that show.
"Is he dead?" I asked that after Tim sat on my boyfriend, trying to get a bandaid on is injured arm. He jumped off his bike XP.
"I was driving by you and I saw the back of your head, and I said, 'Is that Kim?' And I checked in my rearview mirror and it was you, so I just want you to know I'd know you anywhere, even if I just see the back of your head!" Mrs. Moore said that while I was walking around the beach... she was my teacher in the 6th grade.
"Me? I'm dishonest, and you can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest. honestly, it's the honest one's you have to look out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly stupid." Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Carribean. Niki also says it.
"I'm going to have hot, wild sex with you XP" Alex C. on WOW when I didn't know who was talking to me.
"FEAR MY FIRM BOOBS OF POWER!" me... I was hyper...
"Kim, did you just poke your boobs?" Michelle/Sarah "Maybe..."
"Numa Numa Numa, YAY!" Tim, singing off key. "NOOOOOOOO! THE ATTACK OF THE NUMA RETURNS!"
"Well... we can't have THAT crawling around, can we?" Amber, the oboe princible player in our band. She squished a baby spider that was crawling on our music during our concert.
"Emesurally..." A word from the Keechism dictionary. He's our band director and slightly creepy. The word means: to better your tone quality and intonation through firming the mouth formation.
"Sean's trying to be the conductor, and he SUCKS!" I said it to Sean, who then proceeded to sulk and hide in the uniform closet.
"Renee, go lock it and make sure he doesn't come out til 5 before." Mr. Keech, after Sean hid in the closet.
"Is there a reason u just grabbed yourself?" My buddy, I think it was Tay or Mi-chan. "Yes." Me "And that reason was...?" "It itched..." WELL IT DID!
"You're exactly my brand of heroin." (Edward Cullen)
"Shh, hold on a second. I think I'm having an epiphany." (Bella Swan)
Edward’s family looked at Edward, the burning body that looked like Edward, back at Edward, burning Edward, Edward, burning Edward, Bucket of Chicken, Bella, Grass, burning body, Edward, burning, Chicken, food…. (Welcome to Insanity room 191. Fanfic by L.C. FREAKIN Candle XD)
"And this is why I don't allow you to have tampons Tim," (Me) You don't wanna know.
"If you replace random words in famous phrases with the word Bawls, everything suddenly makes sense." (My friend Travis.)
"Be still my bawls," (Me. I said it after what Travis said XD)
"Hey KJ, we should totally make the little mermaid perverted again." (Jaz. tee hee hee)
"I enjoy school. It's where I get all my sleeping done." (Me)
"Man, I really wanted this snow day... I was gonna go over to Alex's and sleep all day... Instead I have to come to school and sleep all day." (Me)
"Hey Tae, I need to borrow your lips." (Me. It's not like it sounds, but it was still funny XD)
"If men had periods, they would fight over how big their tampons were." (Me)
Uh... that all for now I think...
CMH
EXTRAS!!!!
Blue Moon Extras:::
Alyza Martin: http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.alexis-bledel.com/images/visions.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.alexis-bledel.com/&h=230&w=300&sz=20&hl=en&start=2&tbnid=GvwAZL_feJHe1M:&tbnh=89&tbnw=116&prev=/images3Fq3DAlexis2BBledel26svnum3D1026hl3Den
Isabella Marie Masen: http://images.absolutenow.com/rp/6157_hathaway_anne_06.jpg
Edward Anthony Cullen: http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.veritaserum.com/movies/actors/images/henrycavill2.JPG&imgrefurl=http://www.veritaserum.com/movies/movie4/possibleactors/henrycavill.shtml&h=250&w=201&sz=18&hl=en&start=74&tbnid=Vz7zDlPuEtTmKM:&tbnh=111&tbnw=89&prev=/images3Fq3DHenry2BCavill26start3D6026ndsp3D2026svnum3D1026hl3Den26sa3DN
Mary Alice Cullen: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000337/
Emmett Cullen: http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v92/nomilkpls/celebs/cud07.jpg&imgrefurl=http://nomilkplease.blogspot.com/2005/02/daniel-cudmore-as-colossus.html&h=371&w=267&sz=78&hl=en&start=3&tbnid=6yPYTmJBPS1vAM:&tbnh=122&tbnw=88&prev=/images3Fq3DDaniel2BCudmore26svnum3D1026hl3Den
Carlisle Cullen: http://www.variety.com/graphics/photos/reviewn/rnicholas_nickleby.jpg
Jasper Hale: http://www.geocities.com/namreklats/TrentFord7.jpg
Rosalie Hale: http://www.oceleb.com/img/joanna-krupa/joanna-krupa-bio.jpg
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