Halloha!

I be TheSoulmater! I live in Outer London. I'm 19, the big 2 0 this year O_O. 5'5". Blue eyes. My hair...well how long you got? It's been blue, red, pink, purple, green, green AND red- for christmas of course, and it's colour is now...blonde...yay...brother's wedding, wanted a 'normal' colour since I was a bridesmaid, they were expecting me to go back to being an Auburn, mwahahahhahahhahhhahahaaaaa! I showed them...and found i rather like the blonde, lol! I can show random colours whenever I want now since the wedding is over. Oh, on that point, know the cliché 'Wedding Drunk'? I thought it would have been my other brother, yet sadly it was ...me that that got drunk. ~Free bar for an hour!~ Then climbed out a window onto the preceding roof to shout my greetings to everyone!! ~head palm~ Also apparently trying to flirt with... wait for it...one of the best men...Romeo, which one does not remember and still holds that it is a lie! Note to self: Stop drinking, especially at weddings, turns you into a walking cliché!

OK HAIR IS NOW OFFICALLY ALL PINK SINCE AROUND JUNE 09 TIME! HELL TO THE YEAH!

I'm a Student, currently studying English Lit, Drama, Film Studies, and Maths (don't know whhhy though), at college (Ok stratch the Maths as I ended up failing that! Used to be good at it, oh well. Took up Critcal Thinking instead...yes that is a subject! shifty eyes). Although most of the time I miss deadlines due to intense procrastination - why do it today when you can do it tomorrow?! - and have poor attendance as I spend most of the night up...reading fanfiction and watching anime - yes yes, I am one hardcore rebel! - and then feel too tired to make it in. But with the threat of getting kicked out and exams/uni around the corner I'm tring to knuckle down and actually DO work - She says as she's updating her fanfic page on a whim, reading Naruto, planning a Naruto fic that shall onedaaaay be written, while putting off those 7 outstanding coursework essays, which are already overdue- QUIET YOU!

20/08-09 - UPDATE!! I passed my A levels finally! YUSS! I got all B's which is a miracle in of itself since I've been ill a lot this year and other things happened which put my attendance around 50-60...so yes effing miracle!! So although I didn't have uni planned since I thought I was gonna fail, I'm having a year out then hopefully going to uni woot woot! Also passed my Japanese adult course yayness!

And I Am Currently Obsessed With The Pairing...SAMXBEE!!...yes that's from Transformers, I can't actually believe that I got into this but I did! Autobot!Sam, Hologram!Bee, Allspark!Sam, Mech-on-Human, it's all sooo good!...also I'm ok with just friendship, especially if it's an Allspark!Sam fic, I utterly ADORE those! Actually also obsessed with Shia LaBeouf too, I'm watching all his movies...oh dear!

previously obsessed with (well still am!)...

SASUKExNARUTO!! Not that fussed with uke/semeness I'm all for equal ops!...but Naruto IS cuter! Cute=Uke.

ROYxED!! The 3 jackpot taboos hehe, guy-on-guyness, underageness or rather age gap for those sensitive people, and a forbidden affair with a subordinate, what more can a girl aka rabid yaoi fan ask for?

Moving on...

Anime/Manga I adore (and favoured pairings);

Top 3

~ Naruto - I can't believe I avoided this anime for years it totally kicks ass! I am now a full on Narutard! As my anti-naru friends say!

~ Full Metal Alchemist - ROYxED!! Adore the old anime, enjoying the new brotherhood...but not as much...still good though!

~ Death Note - This anime seriously floats my boat! I HAVE A DEATH NOTE! Yes, I am a loser. And LxRAITO!! Sorry peeps but Raito is so the uke, he needs to be taken down a peg or too!

And the rest;

~ Bleach - Many hot guys. Need I say more! And Nel she rocks!

~ Inuyasha - I think this has to be one of the only anime's that I don't like Yaoi in, none of them appeal to me, it's SESSxKAG all the way! Most likely because this wa one of the first Anime's that a really started getting into, when I was relatively innocent -snort-

~ Ouran High School Host Club - TAMAKIxHARUHIxKYOUYA! Always so much fun and angst to be had!

~ Soul Eater - Huh huh huh...that sun cracks me up! I utterly adore all the characters, even Maka has grown on me...although actually Black Star does piss me off sometimes. He's like all the most annoying elements of Naruto's character mating together like rabbits forming mega annoyance!

~ Junjou Romantica - killed by cuteness! _

~ Vampire Knight

~ FAKE - duh DEExRYO all the way!

~ Gravitation - Has to be YUKIxSHUICHI, but I like the side pairing of TOHMAxSUGURU O_O

~ Loveless - ditto with SOUBIxRITSUKA

~ Kyo Kara Maou - I'm weird I really like CONRADxYUURI

~ Yami no Matsuei aka Descendants of Darkness

~ The Girl Who Leapt Through Time - Love this film!

~ Samurai Champloo

~ Girl Got Game aka Power!

~ Hana Kimi

~ Avatar (ok it's a cartoon!)

~ Fruits Basket

~ Happy Hustle High

~ After School Nightmare

~ W-Juliet

~ Elfen Lied

~ Gakuen Heaven

~ Legal Drug

~ Yellow

~ Hero Heel

And a lot of others which I either cannot remember at moment or will not say about whispers like Yu-Gi-Oh.

In the case of fanfiction I will admit I'm quite open with what I read, Het, yaoi, occasionally Yuri, incest, threesome, Mpreg, cute, fluff, (some fics that DO scar!) etc. I read it all! but I especially like crossovers and crossdressing/gender bender fics, they make me happy!

I've also recently discovered a love of JDRAMAS! Love 'em! I've watched so far;

~ Hana Kimi

~ Zettai Kareshi (Absolute Boyfriend)

~ Hana Yori Dango

~ Gokusen

I am also lovin' the actor Oguri Shun!!

I also love reading actual books too, not just Fanfiction!

Favourite Books - Harry Potter, Anita Blake: Vampire Hunter, The Dark-Hunter series, The Mediator series, other Meg Cabot books, Shakespeare's plays, The Magician's Guild by Trudi Canavan, Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf by Edward Albee, Hedda Gabler by Ibsen, The Sookie Stackhouse books, Twilight series...although to be honest I loved Meyer's HOST much more and the more time that goes by the less I like Twilight, meh.

Favourite Movies - Transformers (Ah sweet mech goodness!), Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen, Donnie Darko, 10 Things I Hate About You, Mulan, TransAmerica, Disturbia, The Breakfast Club...I could go on forever, I love films, which is good since I'm studying it!!

Favourite T.V shows - Tru Blood (more pervy than the books, which is odd), Supernatural, Robot chicken, Old skool Buffy, and Fresh Prince of Bel Air.

I LOVE...my mama (had to say it!), my kittehs, LONDON especially Camden, Soho, Covent Garden, Leicester Squ. areas, Clubbing, Clothes, Wacky hair colours, Laser Quest XD, Randomness, Chillin' in my saunctuary (I have dreamcatchers all over ma ceiling!).

My favourite Poems;

Why was Cupid a boy

Why was Cupid a boy,

And why a boy was he?

He should have been a girl,

For aught that I can see.

oOo

For he shoots with his bow,

And the girl shoots with her eye,

And they both are merry and glad,

And laugh when we do cry.

oOo

And to make Cupid a boy

Was the Cupid girl's mocking plan;

For a boy can't interpret the thing

Till he is become a man.

oOo

And then he's so pierc'd with cares,

And wounded with arrowy smarts,

That the whole business of his life

Is to pick out the heads of the darts.

oOo

'Twas the Greeks' love of war

Turn'd Love into a boy,

And woman into a statue of stone-

And away fled every joy.

by William Blake

(Well someone just got rejected! Ok no seriously, this poem makes me smile.)

The Sick Rose

O Rose, thou art sick!

The invisible worm,

That flies in the night,

In the howling storm,

oOo

Has found out thy bed

Of crimson joy;

And his dark secret love

Does thy life destroy.

Another by the Blakey!

An Irish Airmen Forsees his Death

I know that I shall meet my fate

Somewhere among the clouds above;

Those that I fight I do not hate,

Those that I guard I do not love;

My country is Kiltartan Cross,

My countrymen Kiltartan's poor,

No likely end could bring them loss

Or leave them happier than before.

Nor law, nor duty bade me fight,

Nor public men, nor cheering crowds,

A lonely impulse of delight

Drove to this tumult in the clouds;

I balanced all, brought all to mind,

The years to come seemed waste of breath,

A waste of breath the years behind

In balance with this life, this death.

by W. B. Yeats

(known this poem off by heart for years, for some reason it moves me everytime.)

Now I have to add this next one in! I have just recently finished my A2 practical exam for Drama in which I performed an adapted version of Steven Berkoff's 'Messiah', my main role being that of Satan, which may I like to add, was chosen for me, apparently because I can do 'creepy' well, which was a little worrying when I thought about it. Anyways this was my -adapted, as it was originally 4 pages long and we only had 30 minutes performance time- Satan's Monologue, just after Jesus has turned him down. WARNING: BAD LANGUAGE and maybe OFFENSIVE to some CHRISTIANS...

Now that was a waste of my time / this man is a lost cause to me /

In temptation there is only one thing that tempts him / power /

What tempts you? / What can you be tempted by? / By what you

haven't got / or think you shouldn't have or are too timid to demand /

so Satan comes to help you / Satan is good to you /

you cannot be tempted by what you loathe /

only by what you secretly crave in your private soul /

you are afraid to do / you have been forbidden /

frightened off / Priest fearing / God fucking /

knee bending / ass licking /

I can give you what you dream of but lack the hand or will to do /

Call on me Oh Satan for your best fucks /

I will make you fuck like a poker /

I will release the fear that binds you to be mere

mortals and make you giants/

How then is Satan bad? / Satan is not bad /

I swim in your daily thoughts /

You say one thing and mean another /

I hear thoughts calling to me /

I put the strength in the murderer's hands /

I put the spark in the rapists eye /

I put ambitious greed into the politican /

I put desire into the thief /

I put pictures into the mind of the masturbator /

I put even more greed in the rich / filthy consuming greed /

so they are very satisfied / I put malice and viciousness

into the poor / I inspire rulers to make one law for them and one for the poor /

This is the rule of Satan /

But I only come when I am called /

I wait / I wait for the desire /

I allow the Satan side of man to manifest itself /

I put invention into the torturer /

I give inspiration to orgies /

I bless those who hurl themselves into a sea of flesh /

God, you God says deny all that / deny me? /

deny me and you deny yourself that love / Deny me and you shrivel /

you fear / Deny me and you are without / caught in obsessions /

paralysed by doubt and fear /

you tremble and lick ass /

you lick your guvnor's ass because he is guided by me /

that's why he rules you / you tremble without me /

staring at the demands through the door as if they were some kind of holy text /

With your wide watery eyes you will work for peanuts because God said so /

You will work until you die / Even in death you shall be made the poorer /

and while you lie there in shrill expectancy of angels and the great gates of heaven opening

you suddenly find yourself with a mouthful of mud and dogs turd /

You will live there waiting for what you have been promised /

for what you denied yourself all these years /

and slowly you will rot and turn to ooze and even then you will say,

if you could say it, 'I've been conned.'

Most awesomest speech I've ever had so far and the performance got me an A (for practical anyway!)

And now a little less civalized...my favourite quotes!

'Britons, your extreme pornography needs you!' - A postcard my friend Jojo gave me, the picture sure is...interesting!

'Ahhh look! It's the mist!! I've seen this film we're all gonna die! SCREAMS' - ...Me, at Derby Chibicon Trip, drunk on the way back to Will's in the car when it all suddenly went rather foggy, sad thing is I was probably being serious, as I had just watched 'The Mist' recently.

'Why if, two wrong's don't make a right, do two negatives make a positive?' - ...dunno.

'If you don't know where you are going, any road will get you there.' - Too true, oh wise Lewis Carroll.

'Baby...Gravy?...-Lightbulb!-...ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!...heh baby gravy' - Me after reading a line out of 'The Book of Slang', guess what that phrase means!

'Sticks and stones may break my bones...but whips and chains excite me' - Bumper sticker on my wall...my brother looked rather concerned after seeing that...and the postcard, oh well.

'There are two kinds of people in the world. Those who love chocolate, and communists.' - Leslie Moak Murray, Chicago comic artist.

'A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read' - Mark Twain...I can see his point in a way, Tess of the D'urbervilles needs to be buried beneath congrete blocks!...well she was hung...close...

Ja ne!