| Forever Yours Zana |
Author has written 20 stories for Yu-Gi-Oh, Fullmetal Alchemist, and Naruto. YO, WHAT'S UP? Check out my (bad) art: http://foreveryourszana.deviantart.com/ Friend me, I'm lonely: http://lady-zana.livejournal.com XXX "That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?" XXX This is me updating my profile. I made it interesting. Go all the way to the bottom for story-related news. (Updated as of 9/20/08) 9/20/08 I hate it when other authors do this, but now I see why they need to at times. I will be taking a hiatus from fanfiction writing. When I will be back, I do not know. So please, no more e-mails threatening/begging me to update kthx. I apologize to my readers & I hope that I will be made available to get back to what I love doing the most! If you add me on LJ, you might be able to catch drabbles and random drawings here and there. All my Love, Zana 7/15/08: I'm on summer vacation! Which means I should start updating again. They'll be slow updates however, due to the fact that it's summer vacay. And that I have a job and obligations. I'm going to update my Naruto fics in accoradance to how badly the readers want a certain fic updated, so make sure to VOTE! Number one on my update list thus far is I Don't Dance, followed by the Crack!Cafe, so expect updates of those ficlets soon. Hi, I'm, Forever Yours Zana, hear me roar (mewls). I aim to please. Somtimes. I have this bad habit of getting attacked by plot bunnies, starting a fic, and then not finishing it. My early fanfiction sucks so bad (I was younger and a neo-fangirl, but no more!), that I really want to rewrite them all but I'm too lazy. Which is why most of my old/sucky fics get discontinued. I went to Otakon '07 (my first anime convention) and I loved it. I cosplayed a random Naruto-wannbe ninja, bought a SEME/UKE paddle and I cosplayed L from Death Note and was hancuffed to a sexy Raito. Anyone going to Otakon '08 should hit meh up. The cosplay this year starts with an N and ends with a aruto. =P THANK YOU TO ALL REVIEWERS, story alerts, and favs! I appriciate your thoughts and comments like whoa. Feel free to send me an e-mail or something, I'll respond for sureeee! I love making new friends! Oh, and people who give me fan art will most definately get the bestest one-shot ever written by me by a couple of their chocie, hint, hint, hint. I can also do a fic for fic exchange. XD. I will be writing in the fandom that has captured my intrest the most at the moment (which just so happens to be Naruto. I'm also pretty much write shonen ai/yaoi, but I can do hetro/yuri couples as well when I see fit...as in if I like the idea of the couple...I'm very picky. Fic Info: The Dancer and the Puppy: See, Zana is capable orf writing het! Jou/Anzu. COMPLETED Joey And Kaiba in a Nutshell: A humor piece, of Jou and Kaiba! COMPLETED Simply Fanscinating: A romantically, slightly dark Yami/Jou piece. COMPLETED Sure Thing: Yami's a loser, and he's friends with Bakura the slut and Malik aka Layla. He soon gets a small makeover and develops a crsuh on the one and only Seto Kaiba! What happens next? You have to read to find out! (DISCONTINUED, my apologies) One Test Starts a War: Evil teachers, the gang breaks up, Yami beats Kaiba on a test and they kiss! That's all in only the first chapter! This has to be the weirdest fic I wrote! Chock full of humor and such, like watching a screwed up lost episode of Yu-Gi-Oh! (DISCONTINUED, my apologies) Ryou and Bakura in a Nutshell: The sequel to Joey and Kaiba in a Nutshell! pure humor/parody thing, oneshot. COMPLETED The Pharaoh's Valentine: A slightly fluffy, light, somewhat funny Jou and Yami ficclet. COMPLETED Drive Me Crazy: My very first FMA ficcy! EnvyxEd fun galore! Ed wears a French maid outfit, has a crush on a girl, and wants Envy to leave him alone...or so he thinks. (COMPLETED!) Sorry, no sequel boys and girls...I do need to rewrite the last chapter, however, sometime soon. Yes I do fail at life! (blows kisses) Now that I look back at the fic, I realize just how badly written it truly was. And yet it's my most-reviewed story. This says a lot about rabid fangirls, ne? Once Upon a Fairy Tale: A Cinderella Fairy tale starring Edo and Envy. COMPLETED! Only Us: My first Elricest one-shot. It's pretty dark, haha. COMPLETED! Crazy/Beautiful: Envy and Ed insanity. Must be my most disturbed work yet XD (ON HOLD!) Introspective: Yummy. Roy and Envy goodness. Am I the only one who sees the possibilities with this pairing? Angst and death galore. COMPLETED! Masquerade: First fic of my Naruto kick off, yatta. Welcome to the grand play, will you be able to make it through all of the acts, Naruto-kun? (HIATUS) Cafe C'est la Vie: A Naruto crack!fic by yours truly and shy7cat; great minds and cafe chaos combine! (WORK IN PROGRESS) (Art Link that started it all: http://fc02.deviantart.com/fs14/f/2007/115/8/2/Konoha_cafe_here_it_is_by_hyatt_ayanami.jpg) I Don't Dance: Gangsta Naruto and Saucy-K. Cause I can. (WIP) Final Judgement: A Naruto/Death crossover of epic proportions. Because I can. (WIP) Just Name Your Taste: Random Naruto drabbles of my choosing (WIP-thing) Black Sheep: The NaruSasu angst at its finest (WIP) | |||||||
1. Black Sheep reviewsThey’re the black sheep of their flock, the outcasts of society, but they're only human. Just like the rest of us. NaruSasuNaru, AUNaruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,249 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 7-10-08 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U.2. I Don't Dance » reviewsIn which Naruto is a gangster street dancer sure to rock the city streets of NYC and Sasuke’s the handsome and reserved Asian with a past. Mainly NaruSasu, crackishNaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,790 - Reviews: 93 - Updated: 7-9-08 - Published: 2-25-08 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U.3. Just Name Your Taste » reviewsItachi ignored his mother and took to staring at his baby brother’s extra toe. Incest had its consequences. Perhaps his mother’s insanity was a consequence of incest as well. Various Ficlets.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,928 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6-25-08 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U.4. Final Judgment » reviewsSasuke smirked. Is this what true power feels like? I like it. I want it. I need it. The pen the Uchiha held in his hands began to dance along the surface of a blank page as he started to write out Naruto’s full name within the Death Note.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,503 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 6-25-08 - Published: 1-1-08 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U.5. Cafe C'est la Vie » reviewsWelcome to Café C'est la Vie, the best place in Konoha to get served by pretty boys, cute girls and eat delicious treats all in one sitting! Ch 3: Sasuke vs. Itachi in a Fanservice Competition. CrackNaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,879 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 3-19-08 - Published: 8-9-07 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U.6. Masquerade » reviewsLife is like a grand ball where the guests hide their true faces under beautiful masks. Naruto Uzumaki joins the bewitching dance and can possibly lose himself in the process. Obsession is a deadly thing, after all. Just ask Sasuke. [AU, NaruSasu]Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 55,979 - Reviews: 78 - Updated: 1-22-08 - Published: 6-30-07 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U.7. Sailor Naruto Moon reviewsSleeping with bastards by moonlight, fighting bastards by daylight, never running from a free meal, he is the one named Sailor Naruto Moon! He's the hero we have no choice BUT to depend, he is the one...![OneShot,Crack,NaruSasuNaru]Naruto - Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,677 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-13-07 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U.8. Drive Me Crazy » reviewsEd has a crush on a girl, crossdresses and on top of his ever stressing life, has to deal with Envy. Who he might like. We don't know just yet. Chapter 9: Nothing can ever go as planned, that's how life is. [EnvyxEd]Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,893 - Reviews: 166 - Updated: 4-9-07 - Published: 4-18-06 - Envy & Edward E. - Complete9. Rewrite » reviewsEdward Elric has made it to the other side of The Gate and now he will get a crash course that may very well change him or swallow him whole. Chapter 2: There are things worse than death and Edward knows this very well. [EnvyxEd]Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,740 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 4-8-07 - Published: 1-6-07 - Edward E. & Envy10. Introspective reviewsHe was tainted and twisted now for his sin of lust he would pay the ultimate price, given by this pseudo God that he had found in the streets trying to do an act of good. How ironic. [RoyxEnvy]Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,180 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 2-19-07 - Envy & Roy M. - Complete11. CrazyBeautiful » reviewsEdward was crazy. Envy was beautiful. The two combined were dreamers, reaching to kiss the sun and discover the meanings behind life, love, and the unstability in between. [EdxEnvy, Roy...?]Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,355 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 2-14-07 - Published: 12-19-06 - Edward E. & Envy12. Only Us » reviewsThere was one time, one blissful, heavenly time when nobody else mattered. In our world, there was only me and my brother. No parents or friends or adolescence, only us...then everything changed. [Onesided Elricest, Slight Edvy]Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,467 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 12-18-06 - Published: 10-21-06 - Alphonse E. & Edward E.13. Once Upon A Fairy Tale reviewsEd's Cinderella. Envy is his Prince Charming and Lust is the fairy godmother. Will Roy let him make it to the ball? What other chaos ensures? [Now a oneshot only]Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,573 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 5-29-06 - Envy & Edward E.14. Sure Thing » reviewsYami's the school geek loser nerd glasswearing green braces loser. He's friends with the Bakura the slut, and Malik aka Layla. But soon, everything changes,and Yami's no longer a loser, but are the changes for better or worse? YamixSeto and others.Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,061 - Reviews: 49 - Updated: 4-1-06 - Published: 1-12-06 - Yami Yūgi & Seto K.15. Ryou and Bakura in a Nutshell reviewsThe awaited sequel to Joey and Kaiba in a Nutshell! A parody of sorts about how Ryou and Bakura's relationship is often portrayed on fanfiction. Viewer digression is advised. You have been warned.Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 2-3-06 - R. Bakura & Yami Bakura - Complete16. The Pharaoh's Valentine reviewsI think about you all the time, I can't get you outta my mind, I dream of the first kiss and how we'll mark time in simply mummers and touch... YamixJou, Setox?Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,848 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-3-06 - Yami Yūgi & K. Jounouchi - Complete17. One Test Starts A War reviewsWhen Yami recieves a higher grade than Seto Kaiba, all hell breaks loose. The gang split up, and Yami has no clue what Kaiba is planning in his twisted mind. What will go down by the end of this insane Friday? Will Yami and the gang even survive? YamiSetoYu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,922 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 1-26-06 - Yami Yūgi & Seto K.18. The Dancer and the Puppy » reviewsAnzu gets Jou to be her partner in her summer dance class. When a secret about her is revealed, will their friendship bcome somthing more? And will Seto Kaiba add some tension to the mix?Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,781 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 10-24-05 - Published: 6-16-05 - Anzu M. & K. Jounouchi - Complete19. Simply Fascinating reviewsYami seems to find Jou very interesting, but when Kaiba interfers, could his feelings be revealed? And will Jou even feel the same way back? Another random oneshot by yours truly.Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-15-05 - Yami Yūgi & K. Jounouchi - Complete20. Joey and Kaiba in a Nutshell reviewsJust humour on how Joey and Kaiba's relationship is often portrayed on fanfiction, not to be taken seriously. OneshotYu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 39 - Published: 6-16-05 - Seto K. & K. Jounouchi - Complete