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Author has written 14 stories for Naruto, Shakespeare, Harry Potter, and Pokémon. Yo. Name: Chris Gender: Male Age:25 Hobbies: Reading, writing, watching random stuff on TV. I like a lot of stuff, and I like writing a lot of stuff. I cannot stand slash and just between you and me, I am not a huge fan of yuri either. I believe characters should try to stick to themselves, although I must admit if people enjoy it, let them enjoy it. I find it horrible, even when well written. I must admit I have a great fondness for my readers, being able to put up with me after so long, I don't know how they do it. I have a dream, although I suppose it could more accurately be called a goal in life now: I want to write published fiction novels and become very successful doing it. Although I don't and will never look down on the fanfiction I create, for it is through this medium that I have attained so much experience, so much brutal honesty from friends, and so much belief in my own talents that I dare enter the world of original stories. I want to make people laugh, and I'll work as hard as need be to accomplish that. Ahem, anyway... Story stuff! Konoha's Yellow Flash Really Hates Paperwork - This started as a way to vent bad thoughts from my head. It is now twice as long as the first Harry Potter book. Well then. This fanfiction has meant more to my life than a lot of people would ever freely admit. It isn't just the fanfiction itself that lends it that type of power over me though, but what it has meant to my dream. My dream is to become a writer who gets paid to write books. That isn't easy, that process is not short, and I have actively worked for a decade now from the age of 13 to make that a reality. At sixteen I was hopeless. At 18 I couldn't write well constructed sentences to save my life. At 21 I could barely format paragraphs in a way that felt natural. At 25 I still have many flaws, but it is a process. Yellow Flash represents my most significant advances towards my goal every time I update. It is an odd mutation from random idea with terrible writing to what it has evolved into over the years. In many regards I believe Paperwork to be my first "published book", both in length and how much I've invested into it. It would be very hard to get me to say a bad word about the time I have spent on this fanfic. Status of Paperwork: The recent manga chapters have made me go back to the drawing board in a big way. Lots of twists that screw with my established canon but I am working on things to fix it as I try to keep up with canon as best as I can. Chapter should be out this month (February) Doom - So I will occasionally have a very random idea and just decide to go with it and see where it leads me. I thought of Doctor Doom, and then I thought of Pokemon, and then, well, you get what you see before you! Grade-A crack that is easy to swallow because of the small size of each piece. Yeah, I am crazy. Harry's Inferno - An idea I had, decided to go with it. I like ideas where I have lots of pieces to play with and there isn't really a big need to have a plot that dominates the landscape. I wanted to have a vibrant Harry Potter story instead of the weird efforts I have put up so far and this felt like something I could do. Not going to be updated regularly because Paperwork takes priority, but I am sure I'll get around to it eventually. Short and Admittedly not exactly sweet - I get an idea that makes no sense for any sort of actual story, I type it up and post it, that simple! Zapdos Is Going to Eat You - Title says it all really. Just another fun little 100 word story thing. | |||||||
1. Doom: The Kanto Saga » reviewsThis is the story of Doctor Doom's Pokemon adventure, where every Pokemon can be improved with the magic of science and where blood is most certainly not optional. Features Magikarp as the starter, gym battles to the death, and a lot of foreboding evil laughter. Doom currently has three badges and is working his way through Team Rocket.Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 139 - Words: 80,361 - Reviews: 236 - Updated: 5-15-13 - Published: 3-6-112. Konoha's Yellow Flash Really Hates Paperwork » reviewsNamikaze Minato expected to be the Shinigami's dinner, not his judge of the dead. Now he must spend his days judging those that have died and file the paperwork when he is done. Maybe he should have stayed in the Shinigami's stomach after all. A humorous take on the life of a legend after his death, and what he finds as the years pass.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 199,389 - Reviews: 1925 - Updated: 3-4-13 - Published: 2-21-06 - Naruto U. & Minato N.3. Madara and Friends » reviewsUchiha Madara is pretty crazy. This is how he got that way. Also will eventually contain things related to people not as awesome as Uchiha Madara. Small and Fluffy.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,491 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 8-18-12 - Published: 10-6-11 - Madara U. & Itachi U.4. Short and Admittedly Not Exactly Sweet » reviewsScenes that could have happened somewhere in Harry Potter's extended canon, although probably not, 100 words at a time.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 3,282 - Reviews: 38 - Updated: 7-31-12 - Published: 7-9-10 - Harry P. & Hermione G.5. Checkup reviewsThe Doctor never was very good at landing where he wanted, but he always has had a knack for landing where, and when, he is needed most. This is a crossover featuring the 11th Doctor of Doctor Who fame.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,607 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-1-12 - Naruto U.6. Poetry for beginners: What not to do » reviewsPoems that relate to Naruto characters. It will usually be a new character every time, and these days I mostly use it to single when my main story is going to be updated, using the character in Paperwork that is starring as the poet.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,626 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 10-6-11 - Published: 4-22-06 - Naruto U. & Minato N.7. Zapdos is Going to Eat You » reviewsThis story is dedicated to a brave man named Silver Ermine. He attempted to befriend a Zapdos. It then ate him. He will be dearly missed. Never forget his sacrifice. The pairing is Zapdos and his prey.Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 261 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 7-26-11 - Published: 7-25-11 - Zapdos8. Harry's Inferno » reviewsHarry Potter died at the age of seventeen. In another time and place he returned to the world of the living, but in this time and place he has been dragged into the depths of hell along with the rest of the magical world. This is going to be a trip.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,255 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 7-19-11 - Published: 2-23-11 - Harry P. & N. Tonks9. Victory reviewsLife can be cruel, and the good guy does not always win.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-14-11 - Madara U. & Naruto U. - Complete10. Death Eaters: A History reviewsA person's image is not always reality. A psychotic dark lord is not always calm and reasonable. His minions do not always obey him faithfully, nor are they always so sane themselves. Delve in to the 1970s with Voldemort, his followers, and Dumbledore.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,786 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-1-10 - Voldemort & Albus D.11. Border Patrol reviewsRain country is a bad place for a wounded leaf chuunin to end up. When said chuunin is confronted by a legendary ninja out for blood, it appears he has met his end. Appearances can be deceiving, of course. OneshotNaruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,746 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 12-10-09 - Minato N. & Hanzo - Complete12. Outlook: Ask again later reviewsBased loosely off of the play "Julius Caesar", we take a view into the mind of one troubled man, in a sea of many such men.Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-10-09 - Complete13. Way of the Weasel reviewsAn Itachi perspective on the night he murdered his clan, and what happened after he was done. Oneshot.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,246 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10-7-08 - Itachi U. & Sasuke U. - Complete14. Surpassing the title Hokage reviewsAn old man reflects on the past that should have been Konoha's future. Yondaime centered for the most part. Oneshot. Also this fic is in the section 4th HokageSarutobi, but fear not, that's not the pairing!Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,949 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-26-06 - Minato N. & Hiruzen S. - Complete
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