| Sir Chris |
Author has written 9 stories for Harry Potter, Naruto, and Shakespeare. Yo. Name: Chris Gender: Male Age:21 Hobbies: Reading, writing, watching my Prime Time Shows. I am a huge fan of blondes in Naruto. Naruto himself, The 4th, and Tsunade. Much love for Temari and Ino as well. Didn't really do it on purpose, just sort of happened. I cannot stand slash and just between you and me, I am not a huge fan of yuri either. I believe characters should try to stick to themselves, although I must admit if people enjoy it, let them enjoy it. I find it horrible, even when well written. I must admit I have a great fondness for my readers, being able to put up with me after so long. Konoha's Yellow Flash Really Hates Paperwork - After months of it being on the back burner with college and getting my computer all sorted out, I have started my work on the new chapter. Way of the Weasel - Itachi oneshot, I like it, you should too. He's not your typical Gary Stu - A humor fic I am fond of, but is destined to never be picked up. Poetry for beginners: what not to do - Title says it all. Anytime I come up with any poem of length whatsoever I html it and upload it on here. I don't think they are literature classics, but most of them aren't as god awful as skarm claims. Surpassing the Title Hokage - A neat oneshot that I enjoyed writing very much. I don't think I can fit in another such oneshot in the timeline but I have given a casual glance to trying it, as I love the 4th Hokage and what his image alone can do. A History of the Death Munchers - Chapter 3 is up, whoooo... There we go now my profile looks a lot less messy. | |||||||||||
1. Konoha's Yellow Flash Really Hates Paperwork » reviewsMinato Namikaze expected to be the Shinigami's dinner, not his judge of the dead. Just when he thought he'd never have to deal with paperwork again, it drags him under once more. A humor filled take on the man, the legend, the savior, and the smug bastardNaruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 68,097 - Reviews: 754 - Updated: 10-30-09 - Published: 2-21-06 - Minato N.2. Outlook: Ask again later reviewsBased loosely off of the play "Julius Caesar", we take a view into the mind of one troubled man, in a sea of many such men.Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,476 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-10-09 - Complete3. Way of the Weasel reviewsAn Itachi perspective on the night he murdered his clan, and what happened after he was done. Oneshot.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-7-08 - Itachi U. & Sasuke U. - Complete4. Poetry for beginners: What not to do » reviewsPoetry that is really weird and not exactly serious.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 5 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 3-31-08 - Published: 4-22-06 - Naruto U. & Minato N.5. A history of the Death Munchers » reviewsVoldemort has a meeting to name his minions. Alas, things go awry. Includes Bella with hand puppets!Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,555 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 7-4-06 - Published: 9-3-056. One might assume reviewsOne might assume is a generally used phrase for saying something. Well, in a spur of the moment decision, I have decided to make a fanfiction about it. Will wonders ever cease?Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-30-06 - Harry P. & Luna L.7. He's not your typical Gary Stu reviewsHe has it all. Wits, bravery, loyalty. The love of all his peers and professors. Sounds typical, does it not? Well, let's just kill him off and see what happens then.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,926 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 6-16-06 - Voldemort & Albus D.8. Surpassing the title Hokage reviewsAn old man reflects on the past that should have been Konoha's future. Yondaime centered for the most part. Oneshot. Also this fic is in the section 4th HokageSarutobi, but fear not, that's not the pairing!Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,890 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-26-06 - Minato N. & Hiruzen S. - Complete9. Frosted Cocoa reviewsKristine, a muggle in her mid 20s, has spend the last few Christmas seasons alone. However, this all changes when a child comes knocking on her door to sing her a song, for goodness sake.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,598 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-2-06 - Harry P. - Complete