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since: 04-29-05, id: 804269, Profile Updated: 11-25-09
country: United States
Author has written 10 stories for Harry Potter, Naruto, and Shakespeare.

Yo.

Name: Chris

Gender: Male

Age:22

Hobbies: Reading, writing, watching my Prime Time Shows.

I am a huge fan of blondes in Naruto. Naruto himself, The 4th, and Tsunade. Much love for Temari and Ino as well. Didn't really do it on purpose, just sort of happened.

I cannot stand slash and just between you and me, I am not a huge fan of yuri either. I believe characters should try to stick to themselves, although I must admit if people enjoy it, let them enjoy it. I find it horrible, even when well written.

I must admit I have a great fondness for my readers, being able to put up with me after so long.

Konoha's Yellow Flash Really Hates Paperwork - the only one of my stories that is likely to be updated ever again, sad but true!

For those who are interested in a condensed version of the Yellow Flash and do not read my notes in story or are just clicking my profile randomly, it is basically an odd mixture of me trying to be funny with also trying to deal with my absolute hero worship of the Yondaime Hokage. I even have a wall scroll of him up in my room, just because he is that cool. I know the Manga can't do him any kind of justice, because his time has passed and now the tale of the tape will be his legacy, Naruto, but I wanted him to have a story. I am very much against making stories that interfere with canon or try to tell a different story than canon. Not that it ever stopped me from absolutely loving some of those types of stories, I just can't ever find myself writing full time about the "real" Naruto world, as opposed to the afterlife version I have conjured up. If you like the Yondaime, you will probably like this. Just don'r expect perfection or anything resembling sanity.

Update: I said a couple of days ago I was working on chapter 20, that was actually 19. I am working 20 now though on Thanksgiving since I don't have much to do this late at night, although I'll note my work is a bit labored because I can only dream up so much awesome per a week!

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1. Border Patrol reviews
Rain country is a bad place for a wounded leaf chuunin to end up. When said chuunin is confronted by a legendary ninja out for blood, it appears he has met his end. Appearances can be deceiving, of course. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,771 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-10-09 - Minato N. & Hanzo - Complete
2. Poetry for beginners: What not to do » reviews
Poetry that is really weird and not exactly serious.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 12-6-09 - Published: 4-22-06 - Naruto U. & Minato N.
3. Konoha's Yellow Flash Really Hates Paperwork » reviews
Minato Namikaze expected to be the Shinigami's dinner, not his judge of the dead. Just when he thought he'd never have to deal with paperwork again, it drags him under once more. Older chapters are going to be rewritten for better quality, Chap 1 done.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 91,620 - Reviews: 817 - Updated: 12-3-09 - Published: 2-21-06 - Minato N. & Naruto U.
4. Outlook: Ask again later reviews
Based loosely off of the play "Julius Caesar", we take a view into the mind of one troubled man, in a sea of many such men.
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,476 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-10-09 - Complete
5. Way of the Weasel reviews
An Itachi perspective on the night he murdered his clan, and what happened after he was done. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-7-08 - Itachi U. & Sasuke U. - Complete
6. A history of the Death Munchers » reviews
Voldemort has a meeting to name his minions. Alas, things go awry. Includes Bella with hand puppets!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,555 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 7-4-06 - Published: 9-3-05
7. One might assume reviews
One might assume is a generally used phrase for saying something. Well, in a spur of the moment decision, I have decided to make a fanfiction about it. Will wonders ever cease?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-30-06 - Harry P. & Luna L.
8. He's not your typical Gary Stu reviews
He has it all. Wits, bravery, loyalty. The love of all his peers and professors. Sounds typical, does it not? Well, let's just kill him off and see what happens then.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,926 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 6-16-06 - Voldemort & Albus D.
9. Surpassing the title Hokage reviews
An old man reflects on the past that should have been Konoha's future. Yondaime centered for the most part. Oneshot. Also this fic is in the section 4th HokageSarutobi, but fear not, that's not the pairing!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,890 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-26-06 - Minato N. & Hiruzen S. - Complete
10. Frosted Cocoa reviews
Kristine, a muggle in her mid 20s, has spend the last few Christmas seasons alone. However, this all changes when a child comes knocking on her door to sing her a song, for goodness sake.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,598 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-2-06 - Harry P. - Complete
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