Yo.

Name: Chris

Gender: Male

Age:20

Hobbies: Reading, writing, watching my Prime Time Shows.

Don't get me started on Slash.

I am a huge fan of blondes in Naruto. Naruto himself, The 4th, and Tsunade. Much love for Temari and Ino as well. Didn't really do it on purpose, just sort of happened.

My poor readers must hate me! Well deserved, granted...

Konoha's Yellow Flash Really Hates Paperwork - Chapter 11 posted, it is almost as if I am not lazy. Brainstorming on 12 now.

He's not your typical Gary Stu - A humor fic I am fond of, but is destined to never be picked up.

Poetry for beginners: what not to do - Title says it all. Anytime I come up with any poem of length whatsoever I html it and upload it on here. I don't think they are literature classics, but most of them aren't as god awful as skarm claims.

Surpassing the Title Hokage - A neat oneshot that I enjoyed writing very much. I don't think I can fit in another such oneshot in the timeline but I have given a casual glance to trying it, as I love the 4th Hokage and what his image alone can do.

A History of the Death Munchers - Chapter 3 is up, whoooo...

Frosted Cocoa - No one reads this, poor Christmas Challenge fic.

There we go now my profile looks a lot less messy.

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

1. Konoha's Yellow Flash Really Hates Paperwork » reviews

Yondaime Hokage expected to be eaten, not deal with more paper work! The adventures of the 4th Hokage of Konoha after his death. Title is in all caps now because of Isabelle Lestrange. Updated. Finally.

Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,231 - Reviews: 501 - Updated: 6-7-08 - Published: 2-21-06

2. Poetry for beginners: What not to do » reviews

Poetry that is really weird and not exactly serious.

Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 5 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 3-31-08 - Published: 4-22-06

3. A history of the Death Munchers » reviews

Voldemort has a meeting to name his minions. Alas, things go awry. Includes Bella with hand puppets!

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,555 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 7-4-06 - Published: 9-3-05

4. One might assume reviews

One might assume is a generally used phrase for saying something. Well, in a spur of the moment decision, I have decided to make a fanfiction about it. Will wonders ever cease?

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 6-30-06 - Published: 6-30-06

5. He's not your typical Gary Stu reviews

He has it all. Wits, bravery, loyalty. The love of all his peers and professors. Sounds typical, does it not? Well, let's just kill him off and see what happens then.

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,926 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 6-16-06 - Published: 6-16-06

6. Surpassing the title Hokage reviews

An old man reflects on the past that should have been Konoha's future. Yondaime centered for the most part. Oneshot. Also this fic is in the section 4th HokageSarutobi, but fear not, that's not the pairing!

Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,890 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 4-26-06 - Published: 4-26-06

7. Frosted Cocoa reviews

Kristine, a muggle in her mid 20s, has spend the last few Christmas seasons alone. However, this all changes when a child comes knocking on her door to sing her a song, for goodness sake.

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,598 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1-2-06 - Published: 1-2-06