hey this is Sliver still just changed up everything else.

qoutes:

if you think thoughs stuipd kid should give the trix rabbit trix raise your hand!

We smile because your our brother, we laugh because there's nothing you can do about it.

Instant human: just add coffee and sugar.

A toast to all the things that fucked us up when we were kids.

A toast for all the fucked up things we did when we were teens.

Sliver: I've lost my way and it's not long till Amaya points it out again.

It's terrible when you know you 're right and the rest of the world's wrong!!

I love it two more seconds to live.- Straight Cougar

If at first you don't succeed... cheat! Repeat till caught! Then Lie!

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried to slam a revolving door.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it that everytime we tell the truth we get sent to our room?

Supidity killed the cat, currosity was framed!

Mirriors don't talk, and luck for you they don't laugh.

And if you fall on your face be assured that I'll always be there to pick you up. laughing uncontrollably but there none the less! Tala to Kai can't remember the story name...

Always do right. this will GRATIFY some people and ASTONISH the rest.- MARK TWAIN

"hey caoch he's making fat people jokes!" "Don't listen to him he's justjelus that we're harder to kidnap."

If you can't convince them confuse them.

War isn't about who's right it's about who's left.

No I don't have PMS i just really hate you.

'When life hands you lemons you make lemonade, when life hands you tomato's you make bloody mary's, and when life hands you a truck load of hand granades, now thats a message!'

If there is no use for guys why have them

Remember when I said I wouldn't kill you cause your like my brother, I lied

All guys are the same, just different looks

I'm not that innocent

It's cute how stupid you are

It's all about me deal with it

I know how you feel. I just don't care

It worries me how dumb you are

Not listening

I love everybody except you pinheads

Not caring is fun

Your anger makes me happy

School is great. There's lots of people to make fun of

It's cute how you think I'm listening

Know who I don't like, others

I don't dislike boys. I dislike everybody

If you don't have anything to be sorry for, why apologize?

Like I need your approval

"Keys, keys, I need my keys." "Yes, keys are good, they make your car go vom vom."

Love is...giving him the power to DESTROY you, but trusting him NOT to.

Sometimes people put up walls not to keep others out, but to see who cares enough to tear them down.

Just because you don't see it, doesn't mean it's not there.

I would rather be hated for who I am, then loved for who I'm not.

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will break my spirit.

Come to the dark side, we have cookies.

If someone say's to you, "You've lost your mind" just say, "Don't be silly. I've just misplaced it. It'll turn up eventually.

I'm not crazy! My reality is just different from yours.

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

If at first you don’t succeed...Cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.

I've gone to find myself. If I should return before I get back, please ask me to wait!

Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it that everytime I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Stupidity killed the cat...Curiosity was framed.

There are three types of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and then there are those who have to test the electrical fence for themselves.

A friend will give you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend will take yours and say, "RUN, BITCH, RUN!"

A friend will bail you out of jail; a best friend will be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME!! LET'S DO IT AGAIN!"

Mirrors don't talk, and luckily for you, they don't laugh.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, but it only takes 4 to extend my middle finger and tell you to bite me.

Ask me any question and I can tell you an answer just like that!

Now, I can't garentee that it will be the right answer, but I can answer it.

5/4 people have trouble with fractions.

The Difference Between Friends and Best Friends

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN IT! we fucked up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Are your personal crying sholder.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"