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Pairings:

1)Sasuke/Sakura/Itachi/Sakura/Gaara:From Naruto. I like love triangles cuz they are cool. Especially if they are more than two guys. Niah Niah!
2)Rin/Sesshoumaru: From Inuyasha. Why? Because they are cute together and the Tenseiga told him to revive her for a certain reason! Niah Niah!
3)Kagome/Inuyasha: From Inuyasha. Kikyo is friggin dead! Dammit! And everyone needs to realize that!
4)Ichigo/Kish: From Tokyo Mew Mew. Masaya is to good and dense. Besides, bad asses are cooler and hotter.
5)Yoh/Anna/Hao: From Shaman King. Well, everyone deserves a love triangle, especially if the two guys are brothers and the girl they love is the same woman. Especially if the brothers are twins. Niah Niah!
6)Miroku/Sango: From Inuyasha. This couple is so kawaii.
7)Roy/Riza: From Full Metal Alchemist. Damn, this couple is very HOT!
8)Trunks/Pan: From Dragon Ball GT. This couple is so cute!
9)Sanji/Nami: From One Piece. Ah yes, just like Sango and Miroku.
10)Pirika/Ren: From Shaman King. Come on people! Pirika the sweet innocent girl and the badass together? That is very hot!
11)Haku/Zabuza: From Naruto.Okay, I normaly don't like yaoi. But this is really cute. I mean Haku already looks like a chick already! If they were alive in our times, Haku could just get surgeory. And Zabuza can be with Haku cuz alot of 13 year old girls say that they are gonna marry Johnny Depp. And trust me, he'll be old when they turn 18.
12)Edward/Winry: From Full Metal Alchemist. This couple I love because they have a nice smooth relationship. They've known each other since they were kids.
13)Kyo/Thoru/Yuki: From Fruits Basket. Yesh, this is a very firery couple.
14)Haru/Baron: From The Cats Return. This is a kawaii couple in a wierd freakish way.
15)Brago/Cheri: From Zatch Bell. Come on everybody, everyone gots to love the short guy!
16)Kyo/Suzie: From Zatch Bell. Yay! Stupid mix with smartness! Perfect
17)Faust/Eliza: From Shaman King. I love this pairing because they have a sad relationship. And it's so dramatic.
18)Jun/Le Pailong: From Shaman King. It's kinda the oppiosite of Faust and Eliza. This is more of a cuter setting.
19)Seung Mina/Hwang: From Soul Calibur. Hells yeah! Come on, they are already engage, what more can you say?
20)Yuna/Tidus: From Final Fantasy X. They are in love and there's nothing much to it. Unless you want to bring in stupid science.
21) Orochimaru/Me: Orochimaru from Naruto. Umm...yeah. I have this little coughhugecough thing for Oro-kun. Hells yeah.

I have a lot more where that came from. Just to lazy to post it up. So ask if I like any pairing you have in mind, and I will answer. I don't like yaoi or yuri. Unless it's from Loveless or it's Haku and Zabuza.

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I have messenger live, so yeah.

Oro-kun and Me!
One day I shall marry Orochimaru-kun and I will happy.
Most people say he is gay. No he is not. It's just that he needs a woman to jump him a couple of times a day. Which will be me! Hells yeah!
Why do I feel attracted to him? Well, because he is so kawaii!
Calcifer: (crying in a corner from a sprained ankle and no one is helping)
Oro-kun: What's wrong?
Calcifer: My ankle hurts. (sob)
Oro-kun: It's okay (hugs me)
Calcifer: Thank you Oro-kun (hugging him back with a blush)
Oro-kun: No problem.
Calcifer: Oro-kun, there's something I have to tell you.
Oro-kun: What is it? Don't worry, you can tell me anything. (flashes me his kawaii smile)
Calcifer: I like you (looks away with a blush)
Oro-kun: (Looks at Calcifer with a blush) Me too.
Calcifer: ( turns to Oro-kun and kisses him on the lips lightly)
Oro-kun: (deepens it and then we hold each other)
THE END

That is my dream (sighs lovingly)

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Can anyone guess where this song is from?

Can’t touch me
Can’t touch me

Ja ja ja ja
Just like the bad guy
From Lethal Weapon 2
I’ve got diplomatic immunity
So hamma you can’t sew

I can write graffiti
Even j-walk in the street
I can riot, loop, not give a hoot
And touch your sister’s tit

Can’t touch me
Can’t touch me

What in God’s name is he doing?
Can’t touch me
I believe that’s the worm.

Stop!
Peter time
I’m a big shot
There’s no doubt
Light a fire, then pee it out
Don’t like it?
Kiss my rump
Just for a minute
Let’s all do the bump

Can’t touch me

Yeah, do the Peter Griffin Bump
Can’t touch me
I’m Presidential Peter
Interns think I’m hot
Don’t care if you’re handicapped I’ll still park in your spot

I’ve been around the world
From Harford to Back Bay

It’s Peter
Go Peter
It’s Peter
Go Peter
Let’s see Regis rap this way
Can’t touch me

I love that song.

Upcoming fanfics for sure! And no copying or you die by the hands of the All Mighty Calcifer!

Niah Niah! Everyone wants to know about the author of the story that they're reading, so here we go.

Real Name: Jaclyn
(I only use Calcifer cuz that's my pen name I WILL use when I become famous)
Age: 16
Height: 5'6
Hair: black turquoise
Ethnic background: Filipino, Native American, and a little Corsican on my father's side
Birthday: August 17
Family: A twin, father, mother, my home dawg, and my Russian pussy...cat and an orange one too.
Shows: Oh so many to name off.
Movies: Dewy Coxand Labrynth
Music: The Rasmus and anything on my MP3, too poor to get an iPod
Games: Anything worth playing, mostly games from Square Enix
Books: Any romance book, I'm a hardcore reader
Hobbies: Drawing, Typing, Writing, Critizing, Watching my stuff, chores, DDR, walk around town with my friends
Future Career: Movie Director and a comic book artist