| Leondra |
Author has written 31 stories for Friends, and Harry Potter. Hello, I am a sixteen-year-old girl living in Manhattan, who is currently unsure if she’s spelled ‘Manhattan’ right, which is…worrisome. So, I cannot spell, I was under the impression that I had a good if not excellent vocabulary for my age until I came here, and…I obsess over things. It’s in my nature. I’m a very critical person, so if I like something I usually love it, and if I don’t like something I usually hate it with a passion, and have to manfully (womanfully?) resist the urge to write a scathing review. Even if it’s something like a song, or a…muffin. I love music, movies, and books. A lot (a lot a lot). My favorite actors/actresses are: Anthony Rapp (he is both a theater and film actor, and is also a beautiful singer), Matthew Perry, D'Monroe (another theater actor/singer), Matt Caplan (yet another Broadway boy), Jim Carrey, Kate Winslet, Johnny Depp, Rosario Dawson, Raul Esperza, Lisa Kudrow, Adam Goldberg, Rory Cochrane, Renee Zellweger. And now, since I talk entirely too much, here are some quotes to leave you with: “…Me? I’m here. Nowhere.” ~Mark Cohen (Rent- stage play) “Playing Anne Frank with your landlord? Better have some Stoli!” ~Tom Collins (RENT, NYTW version) “She was in the process of becoming a caricature of herself.” ~White Oleander by Janet Fitch “After watching the original Thin Man, he said, ‘You’re like Nora; I’m like Nick. We’re like Bogart and Bacall. Like Hepburn and Tracy.’ I said, ‘More like Mr. Wilson and Dennis the Menace.’” ~The Girls’ Guide to Hunting and Fishing, by Melissa Bank “Your star is due for shooting, and I’ll be watching the night sky- in hopes that soon what binds us will come untied.” ~ Anthony Rapp, “Room to Breathe” (I’m not sure if he himself wrote the song, but I like to think he did because the lyrics are beautiful) “When beggars die there are no comets seen; the heavens themselves blaze forth the death of princes.” ~ Calphurnia (“Julius Caesar”, by William Shakespeare) "Not everyone has a sob story...and even if they do, it's no excuse.” ~The Perks of Being a Wallflower by Stephen Chbosky “The good news is that you may have created my past and screwed up my present but you have no control over my future.” ~You Don't Know Me, by David Klass | |||||||
1. X Factor reviewsPhoebe observes her closest friends, and thinks about what their actions mean. PhoebeJoey onesided, JoeyMonica onsided, mentions of ChandlerMonica.Friends - Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,722 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-8-06 - Complete2. Valediction reviewsA bidding farewell. 'Rachel is terrible with strangers.'Friends - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,106 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-4-06 - Complete3. Question the Penguins reviewsJoey reads National Geographic, much to the shock of everyone, and craziness, miscommunication, and fluff ensues. JoeyChandler slash.Friends - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,344 - Reviews: 34 - Published: 4-30-06 - Complete4. Kissing the Beehive reviewsAll of them had vices, bad habits they couldn't help but fall back on. The seven deadly sins, Friends style. First up: Rachel. The rating may change.Friends - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-16-065. Sorry, I Could Not Travel Both reviewsTwo roads diverged in a yellow wood... Chandler gets by. Mostly. Companion to Yellow Wood, but it can easily be read alone.Friends - Rated: T - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,432 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-28-06 - Complete6. Men's World reviewsMonica's always had a naming problem. Set in the beginning of Season 6, before Chandler moves in. Pure silliness, and not meant to be great writing. Because it's not.Friends - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 11-26-05 - Complete7. Glimpses of Paradise reviewsJoeyChandler slash. 'And now, it was just Joey and Chandler, no need for any outside influences. That was how things were meant to be, and Joey should have realized it sooner.' Mentions of JoeyKathy, ChandlerKathy, RossRachel, RossEmily.Friends - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,568 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 11-20-05 - Complete8. Unravel reviewsEverything Ross knows to be true can be summed up in the way he looks at Rachel. COMPLETEFriends - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 11-14-05 - Complete9. Yellow Wood reviewsHistory always repeats itself...JoeyChandler slash. Implied KipChandler onesided slash, some MonicaChandler. Part 1 of possibly 3 up.Friends - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-6-0510. Love From reviewsRon doesn't know quite to make of Hermione crying. Post HBP. ONE SHOT.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 10-31-05 - Ron W. & Hermione G. - Complete11. We All Fall Down » reviewsThe story of the last Horocrux. 'Man wonders and God decides When to kill the Prince of Tides.' Rating may change. Some GinnyHarry in later chapters.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 844 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10-30-05 - Harry P.12. just to see if you were listening reviewsIt's the emotion that counts, and Chandler desperately wishes he could fossilize it. My personal rant via Chandler on his lack of birthday episodes. Hints of MC at the end.Friends - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-17-05 - Complete13. Downsides of a Peter Pan Complex reviewsThe maids tell stories of fairy kisses. His parents hear stories of tumbles down stairs. Chandler knows enough not to ask why. Young!Chandler.Friends - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10-7-05 - Complete14. Eloquent Atheists Need Not Apply reviewsChandler's having a little trouble expressing his feelings. Religion is brought up instead. CM Season 5 mush.Friends - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10-7-05 - Complete15. Folding Over Your Linoleum Smile reviewsFor some reason, all that came to mind when he thought of her was the way she folded napkins. Which was distinctly unfair, if God was listening.Friends - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 10-6-05 - Complete16. The Art of Losing reviewsSeveral things in life are certain in Chandler‘s mind: sunsets are evil, the art of losing isn’t hard to master but can be wonderful to have, and waxing poetic is bad for the soul. Shamelessly steals Fall Out Boy lyrics.Friends - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-6-05 - Complete17. Nothing to Do On the Editing Room Floor reviewsEveryone worshipped Monica, even the ones that shouldn't even be allowed into the church.' Monica reflects that the third time may very well be the charm. MC, past mentions of her with Richard and Pete.Friends - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-6-05 - Complete18. Cheesecake Can Be Heaven reviewsRachel and Chandler. 'Nuff said.Friends - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 9-26-05 - Complete19. Like Kindling reviewsThe world feels very fragile suddenly, as though one careless word could send it crashing down.' More Mondler, more drabble from me. What a shocker. Somewhat AU, but it depends on how you look at it.Friends - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 9-20-05 - Complete20. All the Space She No Longer Filled reviewsDenial is a terrible thing. Monica has some doubts about exacting proper revenge on Chandler for calling her fat. Takes place in Thanksgiving 1988. Onesided MCFriends - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,459 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 9-18-0521. Wonderfully Tacky Terminology reviewsMonica doesn't understand Chandler's thoughts on topics like kings, the future, and the broadness of the word 'relationship.' Chandler doesn't want her to understand. MonicaChandler, not exactly angst.Friends - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 9-15-05 - Complete22. Heads or Tails reviewsA short Phoebe centric poem. Set before she meets Monica and the other Friends, but the specific timeline doesn't matter.Friends - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 90 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9-15-05 - Complete23. Broken Hallelujah reviewsI always loved how your smile reached your eyes. It's something very rarely seen in a native New Yorker.Friends - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 296 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 9-12-05 - Complete24. Four Letter Word reviewsChandler has some issues with Google. Yet another drabble. Rated K plus for what may be considered sensitive subject matter.Friends - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 289 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-11-05 - Complete25. TOW The Christmas Present » reviewsAU After London fic. Chandler takes advantage of the holiday season to win over Monica's heart. DISCONTINUED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.Friends - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,112 - Reviews: 108 - Updated: 9-10-05 - Published: 6-22-0526. A Little Dramatic Irony reviewsSome things you just can't fight. Blue eyes are one of them. A RachelChandler drabble set around late Season 4.Friends - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9-10-05 - Complete27. Baggy Blue Sweater reviewsHe's addicted to her. Mondlerific drabble season 5. Chandler's POV.Friends - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-4-0528. Inner Universe reviewsChandler explores his inner writer. A strange, short piece that can only be written and appreciated at 3 o' clock in the morning wherabouts.Friends - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 352 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-4-05 - Complete29. TOW All the Angst » reviewsWhen Chandler struggles with bad news, the group has to fight to stay together. Some CM. DISCONTINUED: I was losing track of the plot, and have no desire to rewrite it or bring it back on track, but I'm actually rather fond of it. Give it a looksee.Friends - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,591 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 7-17-05 - Published: 5-15-05