Pen Name: Chocolate Riku

What You Can Call Me Instead: Tayler

General Info: I'm that crazy person that you always wanted for Christmas but you parents never bought for you!

I'm generally a very busy person, thus I don't post a lot of things. Bare with me.

"Have I burned magnesium for you all yet?"

"...No."

"Okay, I'll do that. I feel like setting something on fire..."

~Mr. Ott- 2/19/08

Please don't try to argue with me. I won't stop until I prove my point, reguardless of wether or not I'm right, and I am an endless source of generally useless information.

You're not friends. You'll never be friends. You will be in love until it kills you both. You'll fight and you'll shag and you'll hate each other until it makes you quiver, but you'll never be friends. Love isn't brains, it is blood. Blood screaming inside of you to work its will. I may be loves bitch, but at least I am man enough to admit it.

I'm a B.A.N.D G-E-E-K, all the time.

I'm a R.E.G.U.L.A.R G-E-E-K, most of the time.

I like sushi, CUPCAKES, carrots, granola, and reviews!

FYI: I'm may not be gay, but I'm a very big supporter of gay rights. Everyone should have a chance to happy. Period.

Controversial Issues:
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...