WANTED:

Lemon scenes just because I admit that I am such a prude that I can't write them myself. Send me your works via email (which you can find up above) and I will be sure to add your name and a special thank you into it. Plus you'll be getting in touch with your altruistic side, by helping me to get over my embarassment when it comes to typing lemons since I will be the one that will need to incorporate it into my stories or whatever scenes inspire me to fit them in to.

MUST: write either a NaruSasu, SasuNaru or InuKag lemon. My "inner fangirl" adds that there must be a bit of foreplay, but nothing too kinky. Also, since I'm going through a phase right now, I empasize the yaoi ones more

Name: Tsubaki's Apprentice (earlier I was the anonymous reviewer called Alexandria the Great)

Beta's Name: Oblivious Obscenity (and she's all mine! Mwahaha)

Muse's Name: Cosmo

Nicknames: Tater, Rosa, Cola or I.K.E creatively given to me by my uncle, because I Know Everything

Gender: Female

Race: African American (I know surprise, surpirse)

Birth Date: January 17th

Sign: Capricorn

Age: 17

Height: 5'4" ish

Hair: Darkest Brown you know, before turning black and 2 inches above shoulder length (google Hanataro and you'll understand)

Fears: Heights, Needles, Dennis Rodman and Orochimaru...and his voice

Nindo: "Never settle for less than your best!"

One more year baby! And then I'm outta my house and into a dorm room! Yay! I can't wait! I'd totally be moving to another state if I could, but I have decided I need to at least stay somewhere in New York because of my special medical needs (i.e. ADHD meds) and I am too stupid to handle it on my own. Oh well...

10 favorite things to do:

Watching cartoons/anime

Singing

Writing

Reading (romance novels of all things...go figure)

Walking my dog

DDR! (yeah I'm not an extreme billion beats per second person but I do have all the highscores from basic and down in the arcade!)

Playing Guitar Hero or any other musical game like it (now this one I am proud to say I excelled up to the "easy hards")

Being "Unique"

Playing video games!

SLEEPING!

Top 5 things I hate Looking/Shopping for:

1.) Cars 2.) Houses 3.) Furninture 4.) Sneakers 5.) Anything that invovles a wedding

Personality: Hyper, Lazy, Tomboyish and sometimes shy

Clothing Style: Alternative and punk...minus the piercings and mascara ect. (no offence to fellow comrads!)

Top 10 Fave Quotes:

1. "What ever can go wrong, will go wrong. And at the worse possible moment"

2. "Congratulations, you fail at life"

3. "Sticks and stones might break my bones...but a 50 foot fall will kill y'all"

4. "Every piece of paper has two sides...unless you use a magic marker. Then you're screwed"

5. "You're a good friend. But if a horde of zombies is chasing us, I'm tripping you"

6. "I use to have super powers but then my therapist took the away"

7. ''I'm not late. I'm just early for tomorrow"

8. "You're only young once. But you can be immature for the rest of your life"

9. "As long as it's fun, no one really cares what happens"

10. "I'm the kind of person who can laugh at a joke 3 times. Once when I hear it. Once when it's explained to me...and 5 minutes later when I get it.."

Top 5 Things I'd teach my Parrot to say...If I had one:

1. Sit Boy!

2. Believe it!

3. You Pervert!

4. Shake n' Bake

5. I didn't do it

Fave Color: BLUE!

Other Fave colors: Black, Red, Purple and Dark Green

Fave Anime/Manga(s): Naruto, BLEACH, Inuyasha, Samurai Champloo, Gravitation, Ouran High School Host Club, FAKE, Haru wo Daite ita, Full Metal Panic: FUMOFFU, Crayon Shin-Chan, IGPX, Outlaw Star, Ai no Kusabi, Mirage of Blaze, Code Geass, Ruroni Kenshin, LOVELESS, Kyo Kara Maoh, all of the Saiyuki series, Hikaru no Go, The Prince of Tennis, YuYu Hakusho, Dragon Ball Z, Yu-Gi-Oh GX, Once Piece, Death Note, Tenchi Muyo, Sailor Moon, Blood Plus, Ranma 1/2, Full Metal Alchemist, Gokusen, NukuNuku, and Samurai Deeper Kyo

Fave Band(s)/Singer(s): Panic! At The Disco, Say Anything, Thousand Foot Krutch, Kutless, Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Buckcherry, Hinder, Paramore, Matchbox 20, Evanescence, Seether, Lifehouse, Skillet, Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance, White Stripes, Audioslave, Cartel, Disturbed, Good Charlotte, The Used, Taking Back Sunday, Jimmy Hendrix, Flyleaf, System of a Down, Blue October, Offspring, The Police, Green Day, Linkin Parks, Simple Plan, Maroon 5, Alicia Keys, Nickleback, Raven Symoné (...geese...that's a lot of people...)

Fave Animal: German Sheperd

Fave food(s): Ramen And Pancakes

Fave Characters: Forgive me if I have their first and last names mixed up. The Japanese names in "English order" tripped me up so much, that I just stopped remembering them and gave nicknames to every character who's name wouldn't stick.

(Naruto) Itachi, Naruto, Sasuke, Tsunade, Anko, Kakashi, Iruka, Suigetsu, Sai, Shikamaru, Jiraiya, Gai, Gaara, Akamaru, Gamakichi,

(BLEACH) Ichigo, Grimmjow, Urahara, Byakuya, Ikkaku, Kukaku (she abuses her brother the same way I wish I could abuse mine) Ganju, Yachiru, Ayasegawa, Youruichi, Kenpachi and Kon

(Inuyasha) Tsubaki!! (That's right! Kikyo hater 'til I die. But for personal reasons...) Others include Inuyasha, Kagome, Miroku, Sesshomaru and Bankotsu and the rest of the good guys in Inuyasha, EXCEPT FOR KOUGA! God I hate him, he just can't take a hint!

(Prince of Tennis) Ryoma, Ryoga, Nanjiroh, Kikumaru, Inui, Momo, Ibu, Keigo, Mizuki, Kirhara, Atsushi and Ryou

(Yu-Yu Hakusho) Hiei, Yoko Kurama, Yusuke, Genkai and Koenma

Most Hated Characters of all time: Kikyo and Orochimaru. They can rot in hell...TOGETHER! And not the regular one. The other hell where the people who don't throw away their trash and the ones that talk during movies go. Let's see how it feels to be stuck with a pedophile and clay pot for the rest of enternity since niether one can really die.

My Stereotypes:

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (I would never stalk! Just squeal...to myself...and take thousands of pictures before they left)

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent. (no recreational drugs for me! Just the ones that my doctor tells me to take)

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. (nah. everyone else is just too superficial to value the real me. their loss)

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. (it's this extreme love of yaoi, that makes me straighter than steel tracks cuz guys are hot! even moreso together)

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. (try and find out. it might hurt though...)

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (I am not emo. I should be, but I'm not)

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... or crazy. (ugly no. crazy? oh yeah!)

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so i MUST be fat. (true, but that means nothing)

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. (no. I just like acting)

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish. (hmm...that one might be true...)

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. (I don't even think this one deserves a comment)

I WATCH ANIME, so I MUST be a freak (no, anime has proven to help my grades! I got 93 on my global history exam because of all I learned about Japan from anime)

I'm BLACK, so I must be LOUD and PICK FIGHTS (I actually have never been in a fight, but my friends do say I can get loud)

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. (no, my teachers just beat it into me)

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. (actually I think talentless people are more humble)

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (okay, that one might be true too)

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. (I helped my mom bring up two boys. nuff said)

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. (I'd put down a book to talk with someone...most of the time)

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (everyone else is a loser because they aren't friends with me!)

I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude. (that is such a lie! I wouldn't mind if a guy decided to walk around naked infront of me...he just better have sexy abs...)

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. (nope...just need to excersize more. or at least find some excuse to)

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl) comix-freak (Artemis Fowl (and Arty is my one and only!))scarilyobsessed(Fang, from maximum ride)~Crystal Shores (Artemis Fowl, Mr. Darcy-BUT WHO DOESN'T LIKE HIM?!- SS, James Hook, too many to count, really. I know! I'm pathetic!!)~Randomness13BRIAR (Arty, Harry, Alex Rider, Natheniel, Septimus Heap,Bill Denbrough(from IT) and Briar(obsessed))~~~Shape-Shifter1094(TorakWolf Brother, Erec Rex, Sirius, Remus, AND James(Harry Potter), Farid(Inkheart), Charlie Bone, Tancred Torsson... and everybody else I forgot. DemonciDragoness: (Harry Potter, Raito, L and Matsuda from Death Note, Zangetsu, Byakuya, Hitsugaya, Urahara, and Grimmjow from Bleach, Master Chief and R'tas Vaduum from Halo, Numair from Tamora Pierce's books...And more recently Clopin from the Hunchback of Notre Dame wolf whistle Wow, I'm pathetic, I have more crushes on fictional characters than I do on real people... oh well), Crescent Luna Moon (Grimmjow, Ulquiorra, Gaara, Itachi, Deidara, Sasori, Toshiro, Ichigo, Hichigo, Edward Elric, Envy, Wrath, and many more!!), EmoEccentricaEdward, Ichigo, Grimmjow, Ren-Skip Beat!-, Otani-Love Com-, Ulquiorra, L, Matt, Near, Toshiro, Hichigo, Aizen, Harry Potter, Byakuya and so many more.. :D, Tsubaki's Apprentice (Lelouch, Li Xingke, Rolo, Youko Kurama, Kikumaru, Atobe, Ryouga, Kyoya, Haji, Solomon, Itachi, Sasuke, Grimmjow, Byakuya, Sesshomaru, Bankotsu and Anakin Skywalker) yup, my own little harem

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai ChOpstIcKsXOXO, RadicalEd57, Nigellica, Tsubaki's Apprentice

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever held your bladder for more that 1 hour, copy and paste this into your profile with the approximate amount of time it was held. 3 hours

If you have ever had an imaginary friend copy and paste this into your profile and add their name to the list: Cosmo

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever started to randomly sing a song that suddenly popped into your head during middle of the day, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen off of the top of a bunk bed, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten your tongue stuck to cold metal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied something from someone else's profile, copy this onto your profile.

Attention: Now prone to emo-Sasuke modes

OMG! Great news! My grandparents purchased me a new laptop!! My old one was “confiscated” by my dad for court purposes since my parents are in the middle getting a divorce...sadly, I don't think it will be returned. So there goes all of my 30+ stories I was planning (and they were getting good!)...but I prefer not to think about it, otherwise I might cry...again...

But anyways, as soon as my life is straightened out again, expected wonderfully awesome stories again. I'd say that they will come again sooner, since I have a way to post them...but since I'm in my “emo-Sasuke mode”, they would most likely involve someone cutting themselves, doing drugs, getting drunk, or dying...And that's not very funny to write about. (pouts). But fear not, for in the midst of my depression(s) I have come up with great things to play around with. So sit patiently and continue to give me your words of motivation encouragement. So maybe I can come back from Orochimaru...