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Author has written 38 stories for Harry Potter, Pirates of the Caribbean, Moulin Rouge, House, M.D., Legend of Zelda, Office, Phantom of the Opera, Chuck, National Treasure, Naruto, Avatar: Last Airbender, Misc. Plays/Musicals, Scarlet Pimpernel, and Twilight. Hi, my name is Kelp, and I guess that you want to know something about me, but I am so dreadfully boring that I have nothing to say! I have very diverse interests, as can be seen from the vast array of things I’ve posted. I have even more things written, that I must add sometime soon. My writing has evolved a lot since I joined several years ago. Some of my older fics are quite bad (I've tried rewrting them, but I can't even stand looking at them for more than a few seconds...), but I feel guilty taking them down, because people reviewed(!)… The only one that I have deleted is Whispers of an Artificial Past (Legend of Zelda), because I am rewriting it. (eta: I've taken down four of my older fics because they were so embarrassingly bad, I couldn't even look at them...) Currently, I am working on: On hiatus (and to, hopefully, be revived during the summer): Future fics: Expect things about ... to come out sometime soon: I would like to warn you that: (…yes, I know that 2 does not follow A, but I can dream, right?) | |||||||||
1. Love reviewsHe stares at you with blank eyes. They are not fully red, but a deep, bloody brown. Like the blood from your neck were smeared into his eyes. B/E-ish.Twilight - Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-18-09 - Bella & Edward - Complete2. Awkward reviewsKakashi’s hand is resting at your belt, and you’re half-hoping that it will decide to go just a bit lower, because that would feel really, really good, you imagine. Not that you’ve actively imagined this happening... Often. KakObi, lemon.Naruto - Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,779 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-3-09 - Obito U. & Kakashi H. - Complete3. Shadow » reviewsShikamaru discovers that he has two shadows now: his own, and Konohamaru. Little vignettes about the evolution of their friendship.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 75 - Words: 28,233 - Reviews: 189 - Updated: 5-28-09 - Published: 10-30-08 - Shikamaru N. & Konohamaru S.4. Second reviewsNaruto would like to think he'd still go after Sasuke all things considered. But the fact is he doesn't know. And, a little part of him admits, he might have been less motivated if he'd known it would turn out like this. Follows Myopia JuuSas friendshipNaruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 5-27-09 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete5. Red reviewsHe was born in red, dripping blood, and screaming as they pried him from the void that had been his home for the past nine months.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-19-09 - Juugo & Sasuke U. - Complete6. Myopia reviewsI'm fine," Sasuke says. It sounds feeble even to his own ears. Juugo doesn't look convinced, but he drops the subject because Karin, and Suigestu have returned with supplies. Sasuke's descent into blindness.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-10-09 - Sasuke U. & Juugo - Complete7. Persistence » reviewsI think Li would make a good Freedom Fighter," Zuko heard Jet say. He hoped that it was not a sign that Jet would persist in getting him to join their gang. AU, Jet did not see Zuko firebend.Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,892 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 1-3-09 - Published: 10-30-08 - Zuko & Jet8. Erised reviewsOne night, after having a nasty fight with Evans, he entered a deserted classroom to find a large mirror in an ornate gold frame. The Marauders find the mirror of Erised.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-3-09 - James P. & Severus S. - Complete9. 13 Thermidor reviewsToday is 13 Thermidor; it is the day Chauvelin will die. minor slash-- Pimpernel/ChauvelinScarlet Pimpernel - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,134 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-1-09 - Complete10. How to Tie a Cravat reviewsBut he still chases because that is how their game works; and he would hate to miss his chance to finally catch this man. vaguest hints of slash-- Pimpernel/Chauvelin; rated for some swearingScarlet Pimpernel - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,901 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-1-09 - Complete11. Absinthe » reviewsHer name was Absinthe, and she was the bane of civility. GreenFairy? OneshotMoulin Rouge - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 12-22-08 - Published: 9-22-06 - Green Fairy & Argentinean12. A Sound of Thunder reviewsSokka, now would be a-" Zuko began, dodging a particularly nasty flame sent his way by Azula. "A good time for one of your bright ideas!" How would the battle with Azula changed had Sokka, instead of Katara, joined Zuko?Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,332 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-22-08 - Zuko & Sokka13. I know reviewsI recognise that look bubbling behind your eyes; it is the same look he gives her, the same look my brother gives that boy with the fraying robes. It is the same look I give you. Slash.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 429 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-19-08 - Regulus B. & Severus S. - Complete14. Pain reviewsPein vaguely remembers Nagato: some snivelling creature from his past. vague Nagato/Yahiko, or friendship.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-19-08 - Pein & Yahiko - Complete15. You tell yourself reviewsYou tell yourself that predatory glimmer in his cold, blue eyes means nothing when it’s directed toward you. Slash.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-18-08 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete16. Favour reviewsHad someone told her that she would one day marry that boy Leporello, she probably would have laughed at them. Young Giovanni has a distinct sense of humour. -Don Giovanni-Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,599 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-18-08 - Complete17. Name reviewsYou tell yourself that you aren’t affected by the way he whispers your name. Slash. -Don Giovanni-Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-18-08 - Complete18. Guilt reviewsTo his recollection, Leporello has been the only individual capable of extracting that dread emotion from him. The man does it with such carelessness, that Giovanni is certain it is quite unintentional. Slash-ish. -Don Giovanni-Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-18-08 - Complete19. Question reviewsCan Tobi ask Deidara-senpai a question?" "Not something stupid, I hope." slight DeiTobiNaruto - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-4-08 - Deidara & Tobi - Complete20. 100 Words » reviewsDrabbles about Link and Vaati. Slash. Contains drabbles about the game and manga.Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 3,104 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 10-30-08 - Published: 1-11-07 - Link & Vaati21. RemembranceIn that one word, history was condemned to remember. Alternate Ending to OoTLegend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Published: 10-29-08 - Link & Zelda - Complete22. With Difference » reviewsLuna is captured, and questioned by Voldemort. People were normally mad after he finished with them, not before.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,295 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 10-29-08 - Published: 11-20-07 - Luna L. & Voldemort23. The Pupil » reviewsRiley had spent his life being tolerated. To have someone act- and he was pretty sure it was an act, no matter how convincing it seemed- at all interested in what he had to say. Well, it was strange. But not entirely unpleasant. References to paedophilia.National Treasure - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,576 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 2-3-08 - Published: 1-29-08 - Ben G. & Riley P. - Complete24. The Secret Santa reviewsHe had spent hours well, not literally, more figuratively thinking what that gift could be. House/KutnerHouse, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-3-08 - G. House - Complete25. Close reviewsLester theorises about sudden closeness between Chuck, and Casey, while he inadvertently discusses his own thoughts. Jeff/Lester kind of, and implied, theoretical Chuck/Casey. Just in case you missed it, this is slash.Chuck - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-27-08 - Complete26. Psapfo reviewsShe looks beautiful, despite the fact that she is dripping in lace, and pearls, and fringe. Luna will not tell her how such atrocious clothing upsets the doxies, which are the deliverers of luck on Tuesdays. Onesided LLGW, HPGWHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-18-08 - Luna L. & Ginny W. - Complete27. A Generous Benefactor reviewsThe night after Don Juan, Erik loses something very close to him... Raoul tries to help. Summary sounds slashy, but it's not unless you want it to bePhantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-23-07 - Erik & Raoul - Complete28. BabyloneThree strange occurrences happen at the Opéra Populaire, and they all centre around Mlle. Daae. PostALW’s PotO. Character death.Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Published: 11-20-07 - Erik & Christine - Complete29. Unseen Letters reviewsRemus finds something that was inteded for SiriusHarry Potter - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-21-07 - Regulus B. & Sirius B. - Complete30. One Night Stand reviewsTo both, it is more than just a onenightstand. SBRL, onesided RLNT.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 452 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-21-07 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete31. Carol Who? reviewsRyan is inspired by Oscar’s accidental Coming Out to do something bold. MichaelRyan. Slash. Set directly after Gay Witch Hunt.Office - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9-19-0732. Silence reviewsRyan knew he never would. Still, the thought was nice. Drabble. MichaelRyan. Slash!Office - Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-10-07 - Complete33. The Immortal Cap'n Jack reviewsThe Immortal Captain Jack Sparrow such a lovely ring to it. Some things, however, are more important than immortality. Sparrington. AWE SPOILERS! OneshotPirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-19-07 - Jack S. & James N. - Complete34. You can't always get what you want reviewsYou can't always get what you want, but if you try sometimes, you get what you need. HouseChase dialogue drabble.House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-23-06 - G. House & R. Chase - Complete35. Just a kiss reviewsIt was just a kiss. Just a stupid kiss... DMC spoilers.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 352 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-15-06 - Complete36. His one true love reviewsGibbs is talking to a new recruit on Anamaria's ship about the infamous Captain Jack Sparrow, and his famous disappearance. oneshot.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 361 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-13-06 - Complete37. That little compass reviewsElizabeth remembers that little incident with the compass, and rethinks everything she ever thought about love. WE and JE hints of Sparrington. DMC spoilers. oneshot.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-12-06 - Complete38. The Rain Does Funny Things reviewsOliver recounts the first Quidditch match of his last season at Hogwarts. OWHG. OneshotHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 599 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 7-14-05 - Oliver W. & Hermione G. - Complete
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