Welcome, all who care. I am the Vampire Lucinda, and you've stumbled across my page.

Unfortunately, if you were hoping to find out something about me, you won't find much. (smiles) I'm a woman of mystery. Oh, wait, I just revealed that I was a woman. DARN!

So, yeah, I have this odd sense of humor...

What little I will tell you about is this: I'm a philosopher, I'm stuck in the 1st century BC, I love anime, and wrestling, and vampires (it's up to you to figure out if I actually am a vampire or not, haha). I'm also an adult, so, yeah... respect me, children!! Haha, I'm kidding. Somewhat.

Yeah, that's pretty much all you'll get.

Obviously, I love to write, and I love to read. I have a few favorite authors on here, and I only recently developed the balls to post my own story up. Anyway, I'll write about quite a few things, but I think the majority will be wrestling-based. My two favorites, obviously, are Shawn Michaels and the Undertaker. Love them or hate them, you have to admit that they're two of the best in their respective areas. But that's just me.

I think I specialize in slash, mainly because...I have the mentality of a dirty old man. (laughs) I tend to dislike OCs because, well, 90 seem like poorly thought out fantasies (and that applies to both female and male OC writers). I mean, sometimes a little smut is okay, but these stories descend into it and never really return to the plot. Oi!

I'm a generally kind person, so feel free to email, PM, whatever. If you want me to read your story, I'll read it as soon as I have time, I promise. I'm open to criticism and suggestions, and especially praise. (grin) I think that's all for now. Enjoy, my pets.

1/29/08: Wow. I realize that I created this account in 2005, but never actually got to putting stories up until 2007! Damn!

Also, 'Taker and HBK are making it too easy for me. Did you see the Rumble?! Those two are too much. As if I didn't have enough story ideas in my head already, those guys come along and give me more. I love it.

1/30/08: I'm thinking of writing a very odd, pretty funny story involving the Lord of Darkness... But damn, if 'Taker ever reads it, he'll kill me...

2/06/08: College is making me sick (literally). But I wrote the weird story! Yay!

2/23/08: I'm VERY tempted to write a hot, steamy, XXX rated, no-holds barred, leather-and-cuffs, screaming... Ahh, what was I talking about? Oh, yes, a scene between my two favorites, HBK and 'Taker. Haha. Hey, maybe I will... One day. Soon. Hopefully.

3/25/08: Sometimes temptation is too great to resist... ahem. Anyway, happy belated Birthday to 'Taker! Man, that chapter of To Be Loved that I posted last night (or, earlier today, technically) was pretty sad. I was sad as I wrote it, and sad when I read it, and sad when I posted it! I literally had to cheer myself up afterwards. I was too mean to 'Taker and Shawn and Hunter... (sobs) Ah, well. I hope the story ends well, though.

5/6/08: I am the Devil... No, a demon... rather, an angel, fallen from the perfection of the Heavens and cast into this world, without hope of ever going back Home...

Yeah, just felt like being randomly poetic for a second there. At any rate... I have nothing to write here. Bah. Oh, but when I get a chance, I'm going to recommend some authors here... Soon. Eventually. Hopefully.

6/10/08: Ah, I'm still upset at how 'Taker's story is being played out. Sometimes I really wonder...but he wouldn't just vanish on us, would he? The Creatures of the Night love him! And miss him! When he goes, it has to be, to quote Shawn, in a blaze of glory. At any rate, I'm thinking or writing some random silliness and some random fluffiness completely unrelated to "To Be Loved." Well, maybe not COMPLETELY unrelated... I love Shawn Michaels! And 'Taker! And Hunty! And, of course, that infinitely awesome smart-ass Kane. XD

9/1/08: So, I'm still working on "To Be Loved," of course, and there are about 4 other fics in progress. XD The Randy/Batista one should done soon, so look out for that one. I have about...two really smutty ones in the works, but they sort of give away the ending of "To Be Loved," so they will be posted afterwards. Sorry. Somewhat. XD And, finally, there's a funny one in the works, which also gives away the ending of "To Be Loved," and won't be done for a while now anyway, because I just started writing it...yesterday. Oh, and classes start tommorrow, so that's exciting, and a little nerve-wracking if I think about it too much. Wish me luck! Another chapter of "To Be Loved" will be posted soon!

9/29/08: I am now officially a commander of the WSFA (Wrestling Slash Fangirl Alliance)! Whoooo!

10/10/08: I have a Jericho Muse. O.O I didn't even know he existed! And he's jealous for being left out of the Halloween story...I guess I'll make it up to him...somehow...(thinks)

11/1/08: Ah! I realized last night (as I went to bed) that I had planned to have Fear Itself all done and posted by Halloween! (smacks self on the forehead). And here it is, one day past Halloween, and while most of the story is written, I've not posted it all. Argh! Sorry guys! Hopefully a chapter will be up tonight...

11/3/08: Shawn and Taker. On RAW. Staring at one another. (giggles) I swear, those two write themselves!

11/14/08: Ugh. Sick again. Which means...epic weirdness! (laughs) I have no idea what's going to happen between tonight, tomorrow and maybe even Saturday, but...I have a feeling it's going to be waaaaaaaaay out there. My head feels fuzzy...so my Musi are going to run amok. Again. (groans) I hope they take it easy on me...

ShawnMuse: (laugh) Yeah right.

TakerMuse: No chance in hell.

HunterMuse: Party!!

KaneMuse: Did I hear the word party? Count me in.

(ahem) Anyway...I'm pretty pissed at the WWE at the moment...for continuing to bury my beautiful Natalya...It's just not fair. How come she's stuck jobbing to the Bella Twins while Divas like McCool and Maria are wrestling for that crappy title?! Nattie is a 3rd Generation Superstar, and I don't care what anyone says, she's beautiful, and, of course, she's an awesome wrestler. Light years ahead of almost all the Divas. And yet, she doesn't have the title. (sigh) At least one RAW they have a damn clue. Beth is the best Diva on the show, therefore she has the title. The only one who comes even close to challenging her is Mickie. And yet, on SD, Natalya lost to McCool in a really stupid way ONCE and hasn't had a title shot yet! Something is really wrong with this picture... Sorry for the rant, but I'm a huge Natalya fan, and seeing her get buried is just disgraceful.

NatalyaMuse: Awww, that's sweet of you.

TVL: (startled) Ah! You exist?!

NatalyaMuse: Yeah. And I'll be taking over your brain soon enough. (laughs)

11/19/08: I JUST now realized that I had another Muse in my brain...He's very dark, and sexy...and he wants my other Musi...

ShawnMuse: Really? Who is it?

HunterMuse: It's not someone creepy is it? Like Vince? Or Shane?

TVL: No...He's someone...like me, I guess. (shrug)

TakerMuse: Hmm...

KaneMuse: I know who it is. And I can tell you now that I'm not going to be playing with him.

TVL: You don' have a choice, Big Man. Besides, I know you'll like him...You can't resist the dark, sexy type, can you?

KaneMuse:...Damn.

12/4/08: OMG, I think TakerMuse is mad at me...

TakerMuse: Because you were mad at me first! AND you called me a man-whore!

(cough) Anyway...I think he wants revenge...and I know he's gonna drag KaneMuse into this... (sigh) I'm a little worried...

TakerMuse: You should be.

ThornMuse: Can I watch?

I'm doomed! Haha, but in any case...I'm working on a few stories... Some are from Sin's starter list, anda few are just weirdness from my own a head, and a few are inspired by songs...Song-fics I guess they're called, lol! More to come!

12/13/08: Ugh. Just got over ANOTHER sickness. (sniff) I must be dying or something... Oh well. (shrug) I have some really, really weird one-and-few-shots in mind...So strange. I blame my illness entirely! My Musi just don't give me a break! But I love 'em. XD It's like, when the fever breaks, there are stories to be written, lol!

12/17/08: Yay, almost done with finals!

Beetlejuice: Good job, Babes.

TVL: B-B-Beetlejuice?!

BJ: In the flesh. (rips of skin and throws in on TVL)

TVL: Ugh, what the hell?!

BJ: Not a fan of the ole skin? Well, how about your favorite... (calmly places a tarantula on TVL's head)

TVL: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

BJ: (laughing hystericall4)

TVL: GET IT OFF ME!!

BJ: What? More? (spiders rain from the ceiling)

TVL: (shrieking, running around in circles) EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

BJ: Ahahahahahahaha!

1/26/09: OMG, SHAWN AND TAKER AGAIN!! They're making my Musi run wild!! And I love it!! XDDD

2/18/09: I'm finally back! I'm not coughing any more...no more fever...and a lull in the school-work! I love it! XDD Ah, but how can I make it up to my beloved readers...? (snicker)

3/26/09: Alright, I've finally given in. ShawnMuse and TakerMuse now control 1/3 of my mind...Although, in return, we made a deal. (wicked laugh) Also, having trouble upload stories at the moment...Hmmm...

5/12/09: Gah, it's been so long since I've updated! I'm so sorry! This semester was brutal...but thank goodness this is the last week! I haven't had any time to write...Of course, I haven't had much incentive to write because of how much the WWE has sucked lately...Aww, but I've been neglectic my poor Musi! (bear-hugs Shawn and Taker Muse) I love you!