Duchess Delanie
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since: 05-04-05, id: 807622, Profile Updated: 07-18-11
country: USA
Author has written 12 stories for Tennis Shoes, Fairy Tales, and How to Train Your Dragon.

Hello. My name is Delanie. Truly it is. I did not just make it up for my screen name. So now you are empowered of knowing my true name simply because I did not bother hiding it.

Let's see... about me?

Random Facts:

~I'm 20 years old.

~I'm married to a wonderful husband.

~I'm a Mommy and I love it.

~I'm a Physical Education major at BYU.

~Yes, I'm Mormon, if you can't glean that from the aforementioned facts that I was married at 18 and am attending BYU.

~I'm obsessed, obsessed, obsessed with sports.

~My dream career is to be a cheerleading coach. Just like Sue Sylvester. She is my idol. I was a cheerleader back in jr. high/high school and I loved it. I want to give the experience back.

~Sue Sylvester is my idol. (Needed a repeat).

~I have Tourette's Syndrome. And now, I'm not the social pariah everyone associates with syndrome. Most cases are not extreme. I live a perfectly normal life.


1. It Is What It Is reviews
Valhallarama considers a few things; namely, relationships and death. 1st prize winner at Sticks and Stones Forum's writing contest.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,365 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-5-11 - Valhallarama & Stoick - Complete
2. Disasters in Dragon Killing » reviews
Sequel to "Disasters in Childrearing". Stoick deals with a plan to finally wipe out the dragons. And deals with a son who probably should not be anywhere near dragons.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,483 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 1-22-11 - Published: 10-24-10 - Stoick & Hiccup
3. Disasters in Childrearing » reviews
Stoick discovers the many intricacies of single parenting.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 23,168 - Reviews: 218 - Updated: 10-14-10 - Published: 6-14-10 - Stoick & Hiccup - Complete
4. Tracking Moments » reviews
A bit of "what if". Hiccup does not survive that battle. For everyone else... now what?
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,069 - Reviews: 78 - Updated: 10-3-10 - Published: 5-9-10 - Astrid & Stoick
5. How to Train a Valkyrie » reviews
Astrid and Ruffnut are presented with an amazing opportunity: the chance to join the Valkyries. Only one will be selected. Can their friendship-and anyone else- survive that?
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,302 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 10-3-10 - Published: 7-16-10 - Astrid & Ruffnut
6. Fighting reviews
Why Ruff and Tuff fight all the time.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-7-10 - Ruffnut & Tuffnut - Complete
7. The Art of Running and Hiding » reviews
Fishlegs really, really does not want a girlfriend at this time in his life.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,649 - Reviews: 146 - Updated: 6-26-10 - Published: 5-11-10 - Fishlegs & Ruffnut - Complete
8. Damsel in Distress » reviews
Princess Moriah's family has always been dominated by strong, intelligent, and powerful women. But that's not Moriah, the girl who actually requests an arranged marriage. Will that be enough to keep her from her family's wild ways?
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,252 - Reviews: 91 - Updated: 6-9-10 - Published: 11-15-06
9. Space reviews
Drabble. Josh wonders why he can no longer talk to his father.
Tennis Shoes - Rated: K - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 431 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-9-10 - Complete
10. A Little Fire Never Hurt a Roman Centurion reviews
Apollus Brutus Severillus, time trapped on a dragon-infested island, is determined to slay one of the little buggers.
Crossover - Tennis Shoes & How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-9-10 - Complete
11. Agent Apollus FBI » reviews
A Tennis Shoes fic. What happens when Apollus is recruited for the FBI?
Tennis Shoes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,673 - Reviews: 68 - Updated: 6-9-10 - Published: 10-19-05
12. Whining reviews
Hiccup thinks he should be allowed outside during at least one dragon attack.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-16-10 - Hiccup & Gobber - Complete
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