http://www.youtube.com/user/Mysterywriter221 My first youtube video is up!

Bangs head against wall No, no, bad muses! Take your World War 3 out of my head! I'm trying to write! Not listen to you fighting eachother in my mind!! Someone help! I need an idea they can work together on instead of fighting eachother. Also, if someone does send me a challenge that involves Jack Sparrow I will need someone to translate my English into Jack speak.

General Disclaimer: If one of the characters are found in stories other then mine they are not mine. I am not making any money from this. Blah Blah Blah all flames will be returned. Blah Blah Blah

I am willing to consider any and all plot ideas you send me.

Wait... I'm supposed to put stuff about me here? Oh. I'd better start.

1. My friends recently told me that when I say "Mercer" (from PotC) it sounds like I say "Mersa"

2. I have ADD and I'm PROUD!

RANDOM STUFF

You know you're from New Jersey when...

1. At least three people in your family still like Bruce Springsteen and you know Jon Bon Jovi's hometown.

2. You know how to translation this conversation: "Jeet, yet?" "No, Jew?"

3. You don't think "What exit?" is very funny.

4. You know how to properly negotiate a circle.

5. You know #4 refers to driving.

6. You know people who call it "Joisey" aren't from Jersey.

7. You know that this is the only "New..." state that doesn't require "New" to identify it (like, try... Mexico...York... Hampshire (doesn't work does it?)

8. You know that Disney based it's Boardwalk after the Boardwalk on the Jersey Shore.

9. You know there are no "beaches" in Jersey there is only "The Shore."

10. You are never "at the Shore." you are "Down the Shore."

I support the right to arm bears. If they could shoot back people wouldn't shoot at them.

Disney Talk like a Pirate Translator: http://apps.pirates.go.com/pirates/v3/index?pageId=about_the_game#/v3/content_html/community/translator.html

Re: Your Brains: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjcH2UmK1uo simply one of the greatest zombie songs of our life time. Song by Jonathan Coulton.

Code Monkey: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4TnhemCEmc&mode=related&search another song by Jonathan Coulton.

Links to video tributes about nature's great hero Steve Irwin http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3685687186308273023&q=22Steve+Irwin22

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7645194416598521935&q=22Steve+Irwin22

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=147666805223386143&q=22Steve+Irwin22+tribute

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7764274756961337866&q=22Steve+Irwin22+tribute

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7505807414132444251&q=22Steve+Irwin22+tribute

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7470745041288048784&q=22Steve+Irwin22+tribute

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5201337519796860818&q=22Steve+Irwin22+tribute

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6156049513019278264&q=22Steve+Irwin22+tribute

I don't suffer from insanity- I enjoy every minute of it.

"It is tiresome to hear education discussed, tiresome to educate, and tiresome to be educated." Lord Melbourne

My...desire as a boy was to retire. That ambition has never changed." George Sanders

"Instant gratification takes too long." Carrie Fisher

FRIGIDAZE: Zombie-like state of mindlessly peering into the refrigerator not out of hunger, but out of boredom.

PRINCIPLE OF MAXIMUM BOREDOM :Informal scientific axiom stating that the most boring explanation is usually right.

From a friend:"A good friend will bail you out of jail. A great friend will be sitting next to you saying "WhoHoo! What a ride!""

From same friend: "True love is when you tell the person you've killed some one they ask "Where do we put the body?""

From same friend again: "When life gives you lemons say "Lemons! I like lemons. What else ya got?"

"You'll find boredom where there is an absence of a good idea." Earl Nightingale

"We aren't built for free time as a species. We think we are, but we aren't." Douglas Coupland

"Life, friends, is boring. We must not say so." John Berryman

"What is there to make so much of in the Thames? I am quite tired of it, Flow, flow, flow, always the same." Marquess Of Queensbury

"Bores bore each other too, but it never seems to teach them anything." Don Marquis

"You must be careful about giving any drink whatsoever to a bore. A lit-up bore is the worst in the world." David Cecil

"Highly educated bores are by far the worst: They know so much, in such fiendish detail, to be boring about." Louis Kronenberger

"They invernted a cure for apathy but no one cared."

"If life's a stage I want better lighting."

"Don't bother just to be better than your contemporaries or predecessors. Try to be better than yourself." William Faulkner

Reasons Not to Legalize Gay Marriage?

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

repost if you believe in legalizing gay marriage!

Homophobia and You: They're people too! Stop the hate and spread the love!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

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