Ali’s Profile

I BEAT KINGDOM HEARTS 2 ON 04/04/2006 AT 12:OOPM!

I GOT MY TICKET FOR RENT ON 12/21/07 AROUND 5:00PM!

I BEAT SEPHIROTH AT 3:30 PM ON 12/30/07!

My name is Ali, not as in Mohammad Ali, but as in Ali. I’ve been living this life for over a decade now. I dream of my wedding and have names for my future children. I’m afraid of cockroaches and being alone in life. I like to watch Law & Order in my underwear and eat poptarts for all my meals. Pokemon was my first fandom and I created my own characters for it. Kingdom Hearts was my whole life for the longest time and Riku and I have three children. Every time I beat a video game I have to go pee. I think that Jecht has nipples the size of pepperonis. I happened to enjoy FFX-2, and as I play FFXII my heart literally skips a beat as I see Balthier. I’m not in love with Edward Cullen, but I find Jasper quite appealing. I cried when Sirius died and reread the books after finding out that Dumbledor was gay. I fell in love with a dead drag queen and then an anarchist philosophy professor when I saw RENT and discovered my passion for musical theatre. I dream of moving to New York City and playing “Contact” and “You Can Be As Loud As The Hell You Want” as loud as I can. Dylan from quarterlife is so much like me that it scares me. I’m learning to defy gravity and turn people into scarecrows. I’m going to marry Jesse L. Martin—he just doesn’t know it yet. Lennie Briscoe is my ideal father. I want it to always rain. I write so much that I have three blisters on my right hand and pencils with no erasers that happen to be smaller than my pinkie. Sometimes I cry for no reason and then put on my headphones and dance. I’m OCD about shaving my legs and getting dirt from underneath my fingernails. I wish, almost more than anything, that I could sing. I miss my mother and guinea pigs. My socks are never clean. I wonder what’s under Gippal’s eye patch. Once I wrote a HaynerMickey. No one knows what I’m capable of. I’m not into sexual labels. Reviews make me smile and I always reply to them. I have to turn my paper horizontal to write. When I walk I look down. One of the only things I like about myself are my eyes. I listen to showtunes. I like exotic names. My favorite color is aquamarine and I love white tigers. The only sport I like is Blitzball. When I write in cursive I make up some letters. I can’t draw a straight line even with a ruler. Sometimes I can’t see things that are clearly there. I can speak a language from a video game. I live by the synonym option on Word. I like to ramble. My name is Ali, not as in Mohammad Ali, but as in Ali. I’ve been living this life for over a decade now. And right now I’m kind of strangely proud of that.

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Ali’s Major Major Major Ships

BalthierFran (Final Fantasy XII)

VaanPenelo (Final Fantasy XII)

VosslerAshe (Final Fantasy XII)

RikuFuu (Kingdom Hearts)

RikuNamine (Kingdom Hearts)

GippalRikku (Final Fantasy X-2)

BaralaiPaine (Final Fantasy X-2)

CollinsAngel (RENT)

MarkCameraScarf (RENT)

MichaelConnie (Law & Order)

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Ali Likes To Copy And Paste Things

Other thingys

Gay marriage:
1) Being gay is not natural. People always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Briteny Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... --
Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

Homophobia: Stop the hate and spread the love!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson"
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

Copy and paste this into your profile if when you were young... There were only 150 Pokemon. Digimon was popular. Yugi-Oh actually had Yugi in it. You didn’t get weird looks when you went Trick-or-Treating. Nobody cared what you looked like. Hamtaro ROCKED. Catching a pidgeon was cool. Pirates before Pirates of the Carribean. Nobody knew how to spell 'Volcano'. Pinky and the brain were cartoon characters, not body parts. Saying 'moron' was a swear word. Fire was considered dangerous. The only thing you had to worry about were cooties. Cursive writing was just a bunch of swirly lines. Multiplication was scary. Dora the Explorer and that goddamned monkey who follows her EVERYWHERE didn't exist. The first Harry Potter was the coolest thing since sliced bread.

If someone has called you lesbian/gay/bisexual, copy this into your profile. (everyone at school thinks I’m a lesbian. I wish they’d leave me alone and mind their own business)

If you WILL live in the Lower East Side of NYC when you're older, put this in your profile. (it’s my biggest dream)

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. (I’m beyond obsessed. Does that count too?)

If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are so obsessed with musical theatre that you randomly start quoting it, copy this into your profile!

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. (how do you think I get all these?)

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile. (I make innuendos to myself. Hello Balthier’s pickle.)

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. (I’ve honestly seen two year olds that can act better than these people)

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

If you are crazed and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile

If it completely pisses you off when someone says being gay is gross, then copy and paste this into your profile. (just ask the people in my science class)

If Broadway is your home, no matter what anyone says, put this in your profile. (if they ever move Broadway to SC then I’m set)

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless, copy this to your profile.

If you have sibling(s) that drive you crazy then copy this onto your profile

If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile. (Which is sad considering at the moment I have around 60-70 stories up)

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile! (It’s how I survive my life)

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. (I don’t care if all of my friends think it’s crazy, but if I could control the weather then it would never stop raining)

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you just need a hug copy this into your profile!

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you becasue of the effects, copy and paste this into your profile. (I’m obsessed with everything)

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus and/ or train, copy and paste this into your profile. (coughStephanieSharlaEvilTeacherCandanceScumCodiSamAndMoreendcough)

If you have ever tried to hi-five somebody and end up hitting them in the head, copy and paste this onto your profile. (I think it should double count if I hit them in the head and the boob. Right Megan?)

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. (And I spend my days holding conversations with its inhabitants, no joke)

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile. (I guess my MD is an excuse, but still…)

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.

If you know (a) video game character(s) or video game weapon(s) that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile. (RikuuuuuuuuuuuuuuBaltheirrrrrrrrrrrrrrFrannnnnnnnnn)

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you have a really great friend you've met over the internet and think that the paranoid people who say you shouldn't talk to people over the internet should go shove their megaphones somewhere unpleasant, copy and paste this into your profile (And you know who you are and that I love you)

If sometimes your fanfics seem to write themselves, copy this into your profile. (How else could I juggle school, 60+ fics, and adolescence?)

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile

A friend calls you while you're in jail, a good friend visits you while you're in jail and a best friend will be sitting next to you yelling, "THAT WAS AWESOME LET'S DO THAT AGAIN!" If you have a best friend copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.

If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!

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(¸.•´ (¸.•´~pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer. (I love you so much…now I realize and I want you back more than ever)

RENT

If YOUR body provides a comfortable home for the Aquired Immune RENThead Syndrome, copy this into your profile.

If you think that Angel is the nicest, most awesome person ever, copy this into your profile.

If you're a true believer copy this into your profile. (Wilson rocks my pants off)

If it pisses you off to no end when people write about Collins moving on after Angel's death despite the clear rationality of the whole thing, copy this into your profile.

If you get "Out Tonight" stuck in your head every time someone asks you what the time is, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a crush on Angel AND Collins at the same time, copy and paste this into your profile.

If one of the main reasons you want to move out of your parents' house is so you don't have to keep skipping "Contact" whenever it plays on your computer, copy and paste this into your profile. (I was just thinking the other day that when I move to NYC I can play “Contact” as loud as I want because Wilson is sexy and so is the song)

If you live for that one moment when Angel sings, "Kiss me, it's beginning to snow..." because it is just too ridiculously adorable, copy this into your profile. (I recorded the line and set it as my ringtone. Best line in anything evvvvvver)

If you think Angel has the best legs this side of the Northern Hemisphere and only Collins deserves her, copy this into your profile.

If you are confuzzled by the fact that Mark is Jewish and yet his mother calls him to wish him a Merry Christmas, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever felt disgustingly guilty about not crying at Angel's funeral one out of the thousand times you've watched it, copy this into your profile.

If you didn't know what "trisexuals" were before seeing RENT and you still don't know now, yet all you want to do is be one, copy this into your profile.

If you desperately search every scarf sale you see for one blessed Marky Scarfy, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever thought that it would be cool to get AIDS, slap yourself and then copy this into your profile.

If you would gladly give your life for Collins to suddenly become straight and go off with you (well, if Angel never existed), copy this into your profile. (Jesse L. Martin and I are getting married. He just doesn’t know it yet.)

If you have ever suppressed the urge to shout, "Anarchy! Revolution, justice screaming for solution..." at some random time in your life copy and paste this into your profile.

If people have said to you that Rent is just about 'Gay people with AIDS that sing', kick them & copy and paste this into your profile.

If you'd GLADLY cover Collins with one thousand sweet kisses, copy this into your profile.

If you think that rap is only good when it's spelled with two P's, like Anthony Rapp, copy this into your profile.

Avenue Q

If you think Rod and Nicky should've hooked up at the end of Avenue Q, copy this into your profile!

Wicked

If you're Defying Gravity, and no one can pull you down, copy this into your profile.

Random Moments In My Life:

· (Church with Zoey)

Me: I wish I could ride a bike...

Zoey (six months pregnant): I wish I could do a sit-up...

· (At the fair with Megan, she's imitating her brother's pregnant girlfriend)

Megan: I don't want to be pregnant anymore!

Boy walking past: Then don't get pregnant!!

· (Doing a psychology test on Ben)

Megan: You’re walking through the woods. Who is with you?

Ben: Santa Claus!

(The test says that the person you pick is the most important person in your life)

(Still doing the test)

Megan: I said that there was a moose and I stared at it.

Ben: You wouldn’t try to ride it or something?

Emily: Cranky mooses would buck you off.

Me and Caroline: Who says that it’s cranky?

Emily: I dunno. Maybe someone threw a waffle at it. I did that once. In my grandmother’s backyard. There was a moose so I threw a waffle at it. It got really cranky.

· (Kate, Zoey and I trying to pronounce the name Carlisle)

Zoey: I dunno.

Kate: I think it’s Car-Lie-El.

Me: I think it’s Car-Lis-Lel. Hee, that sounds like coleslaw. From now on, he shall be dubbed: Dr. Coleslaw Cullen!

Kate: Coleslaw? That doesn’t sound like coleslaw!

Me: Shut up…

· (We get to the picnic tables at lunch at school and they’re rearranged)

Me: Oh no! Where do we sit? Where do we go?

Chaos: We’re like ants when a leave falls in their path and they can’t figure out how to go around!

Sai: (Sitting down) Ha! I’m the smart ant! I went AROUND the leaf!

· (Meg, Kate, Zoey and I talking to Sai in her sleep)

Zoey: Sai! The police are coming for you!

Sai: I did not make that bomb dammit! (Bangs fist on ground, still asleep)

Her mother found a list of the elements of the human body and called the police. They thought that she was making a bomb and confiscated everything that she owned, no joke.

· (Talking to Sai in her sleep again)

Me: Sai! Logan’s coming! What are you going to do?

Sai: I’m gonna get a crow…bar…

· (Kate, Zoey, Meg, Sai and I on the dirt hill outside my neighborhood)

Sai: I wanna roll down this thing! (Goes to the side with a lot of rocks and branches at the bottom and rolls down.) OWW! BUT IT WAS SO FUN!

· (Sai playing limbo. Zoey and I holding the pool stick for her to go under. She’s been trying to go under for about five minutes now. Sai loses her balance, falls on the pool stick, and snaps it in half with her head.)

Sai: Oww (rolling on ground, clutching head). That hurt!

· (Zoey and I doing a Twilight Roleplay)

Zoey-Zoey: Where’s my Monopoly money?

Me-Alice: Jasper ate it!

Zoey-Zoey: Well who’s going to stick their hand down his throat to get it out? (sticks fist next to Jasper’s throat) I don’t think that it will fit.

Me-Jasper: Do you really think that anyone would be stupid enough to eat Monopoly money?

Zoey-Zoey: I did once. (Gets weird look from Jasper) What? They said that they’d pay me!

Me-Jasper: Did they pay you in Monopoly money?

Zoey-Zoey: They said it was real!

· (Kate, Zoey and Me on Kate’s bed with a hamster. Zoey licks the hamster, three times, right down the spine.)

Me&Kate: Did you just lick the hamster?! EWWW!

Zoey: Yes

Ali: Why?

Zoey: ‘Cause I’m a retard…

(The hamster froze in that position for about an hour.)

· (Kate, Zoey, and I at church, sitting in Zoey’s car, talking about a guy she thought was cute.)

Zoey: Come on! Just go over there and tell him that the girl with the black electric guitar and the…pants thinks that he’s cute.

Me: The girl with the pants?

Kate: Well, I play a black electric too, but I’m wearing a skirt.

Zoey: Yeah. I’m the only one wearing pants.

Me: I’m not naked, you know!

Zoey: (looks to see if I’m wearing pants)

Me: Trust me, if I wasn’t wearing pants then you would definitely notice! So, you’re new name is …Pants. Pants, The Crazy Hamster Lady.

· (This boy is outside my house with my cousin and my sister and I don’t know who he is.)

Samantha: I wonder if he’s a hobo.

Me: I’ll ask him if you give me three dollars.

Samantha: Okay!

Me: Hey, guy! Are you a hobo?

Guy: Yeah!

(Later that afternoon on the phone with Zoey, telling her)

Zoey: So he was a hobo? HOBO JOE!

(Church that Sunday. I write Hobo Joe on one of my palms.)

Me: I think that he needs a girlfriend. OH! Hillbilly Jane! (Writes that on other palm. We start to clap for this lady that sang.) It looks like Hobo Joe is getting a little abusive. (Sits through church making my hands rub against each other.) Now they have children! Hobo Baby Jerry and Hillbilly Baby Jenny!

· (Walking home from school with Meg.)

Meg: Hey Ali! I can growl like a pickle! (Does weird noise where she vibrates her tongue)

Me: (Tries to do it but can’t.) Fine then. I can growl like a potato! (Does a noise with tongue that sounds like a turkey.)

· (Sai’s sleepover, Chaos is sleeping on the bottom bunk and Shannon is having her period and being annoying.)

Shannon: (Starts to bitch about something.)

Chaos: (Sits straight up, bangs her head against the top bunk, and starts to yell.) Shannon! Will you shut up and stop making your bitchy little noises! People are trying to sleep, Bitch!! (She falls back asleep and everything goes quiet momentarily. Until Shannon starts to bitch again.)

Sai: Will you just shut up already?

Shannon: I can’t shut up, ‘cause I’m a BITCH! (Goes on about that all night.)

· Me: I’m going to rape you again. Since you’re in uniform, and you can’t hug me back if I hug you, it’s like rape. (hugs Chaos)

(we all hug each other in a circle)

Me: It’s a RAPE CIRCLE! Isn’t it…how many people does it take to make a rape circle?

David: Reminds me of that Tootsie Roll Pop commercial. How many people does it take to make a rape circle? A-one, a-two, a-three—AHHHH! …A-three.

The rest of us: ROFLMFAO

· (IM convo with Molly/Michelle)

Me: I FIXEDED IT!! MY COMPUTER DOESN’T FREEZE ANYMORE!

Molly: YAY! NOW YOU CAN READ FANFICTIONS!

Me: I KNOW! COMPUTER, YOU ARE NOT MY MASTER!

Molly: That’s great, Ali.

Me: Yeah, I know. I’m so glad that it won’t freeze anymore. This is so—

(Computer freezes)

· (Another IM convo with Molly/Michelle)

Me: I know!

Molly: hahahhaha

Molly: I know you know

Molly: hahah

Molly: or

Me: I know you know I know

Molly: at least I would hope that you know

Me: I know you know I know or at least hope I know.

Me: Do you know?

Molly: I know because you are talking to me

Me: I KNOW!

Molly: And I know also because you are responding

Molly: so I know

Molly: that you know

Molly: that I know

Molly: that you know

Molly: hahahhaha

· (Same IM convo with Molly/Michelle)

Me: ZOMG LAURA POSTED A MYSPACE BULLETIN: VOLDEMORT’S NIPPLE

Me: I have to go see what that is!!

Molly: hahahhahahahahhahahaha

Molly: I go look there every once in a while

Molly: OMG

Molly: Did you see

Molly: My new pictures

Molly: And

Molly: Layout?!

Molly: Dude it says BAM!!

Me: NO BUT I WILL AS SOON AS I LEARN ABOUT VOLDEMORT’S NIPPLE

· (Same IM convo)

Me: BYEBYEBYEBYE

Molly: I will be back if and when I get this fixed

Molly: BYE!!

Molly: 33333333333

Me: Hehee…that looks like YEB

Me: YAY

Me: YEB!!

Molly: hahahaha

Me: tis how I say bye now

Me: YEB! For real this time, lol

· (Same IM Convo)

Me: cause my dad might come in and I dont want him to see the word

Me:cause he has swearing senses or something

Me: its creepy

molly: hahahah

molly: hahahhahahahha

molly: Swearing senses

· (Same IM convo cause I have no life)

Me: Oh, I have this cool new RENT chat that I go to with A BILLION SOUNDS and one is applause

Me: and I thought

Me: that it said applesauce

molly: hahahahhahahahah

Me: so I was like what kind of sound is that?

molly: hahahhahahahhahaha

molly: AND THEN

Me: but I cant hear them

molly: IT STARTS TO CLAP

molly: oh

molly: that fails

· (Same IM Convo)

molly: Have you seen who they casted for edward yet?

Me: lonely

Me: YES

molly: awwwwwww

molly: E HUG

molly: haha

molly: ok

Me: he has small eyes and he gells his armpit hair

molly: hahahhahahahhaha

Me: not kidding

Me: the pic I was provided with...sudder

molly: hahahhahahahhahaha

Me: but I love his face, I think he looks like Eddie

molly: haha

Me: the rest has to go though

molly: hahahhahahahahha

Me: I speak the truth, and you know it

molly: haha

molly: yes

molly: I do

molly: it just really makes me laugh

molly: ahha

molly: 3

molly: The fanfiction I just read made me cry

molly: but it is ok

Me: It didnt make the newbs I was talking with laugh as much

molly: It was a good thing

molly: orly

molly: hahhaa

Me: they 'looked' at me funny

molly: I DID!

molly: hahahhahahahaha

molly: are you there right now?

Me: I cry during my own fics

molly: awww

molly: 3

Me: no, I said all this yesterday

molly: ahh

molly: Darn it

molly: I wish I was there

molly: I would laugh

molly: so much

molly: I like just did

molly: I had to share it with my aunt

molly: i was like

molly: OMG

molly: LISTEN

molly: hahahahaha

· (The Lexicon with Molly and Laura—who I LOVE)

9:33 PM Laura: oh! did I tell you guys about my Harry Potter fiasco yet?

9:33 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz: NO

9:33 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz: DO TELL

9:33 PM Laura: aha

9:33 PM Laura: well!

9:33 PM mollytigerc: I ma not sure

9:33 PM mollytigerc: am

9:34 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz: We're the only ones here...this is going to be good...

9:34 PM mollytigerc: hahaha

9:34 PM mollytigerc: we are

9:34 PM Laura: I have a HP figurine and I was going to put him on the bottom shelf of my computer desk... so I bend down but I lost my balance and so I tried to stand up so I woudn't fall over... I fall anyway, hit the desk, my diploma, picture frame, and harry potter go flying, and to top it all off I now have a huge bruise on my ass

9:35 PM mollytigerc: haha

9:35 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz: hahahahaha

9:35 PM mollytigerc: ouchy

9:35 PM Laura: ha yeah

9:35 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz: my boobs tried to strangle me

9:35 PM mollytigerc: laura...I forgot to get the second site :/

9:35 PM Laura: well... Harry Potter is still on the floor

9:35 PM mollytigerc=O

9:35 PM mollytigerc: hahahha

9:35 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz: I was jumping up and down

9:35 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz: and they smacked me in the face

9:35 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz: and

9:35 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz: I SWEAR

9:35 PM mollytigerc: hahahahaha

9:35 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz: it knocked the wind out of me

9:36 PM mollytigerc: hahahhaha

9:36 PM Laura: crused plastic wizard... and I lost his glasses

9:36 PM Laura: ahahahaha

9:36 PM mollytigerc: hahahha

9:36 PM mollytigerc=O

9:36 PM Mollytigerc: gasp

9:36 PM Laura: oh!

9:36 PM mollytigerc: his glasses

· (A few minutes later in the Lex)

9:38 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz: noooooooooooooooo

9:38 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz: I lost a lot of the conversation

9:38 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz: because it was on the pad

9:38 PM mollytigerc=OOOO

9:38 PM mollytigerc: NOOOOOOO

9:38 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz: and it went

9:38 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz: POOF

9:38 PM mollytigerc=O

9:38 PM mollytigerc: no

9:38 PM mollytigerc:

9:38 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz mourns

(someone logs in)

9:39 PM Nicolaes: hey

9:39 PM Nicolaes: sup?

9:39 PM mollytigerc: Not much

9:39 PM mollytigerc: you?

9:39 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz: mourning

9:39 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz: you?

· (Same convo later on)

9:41 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz: there's mention of you, Laura

9:41 PM mollytigerc: and if I don't get it tonight I will be like

9:41 PM mollytigerc=O what did I say?!

9:41 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz: and your Myspace bulletin

9:41 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz: Voldemort's Nipple

9:41 PM Laura: aha

9:41 PM mollytigerc: hahahha

9:41 PM Laura: 3

9:41 PM mollytigerc: I think I read that one

9:41 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz: in

9:41 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz: ALL

9:41 PM mollytigerc: lol

9:41 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz: CAPS

9:41 PM mollytigerc: hahahahha

· (Same day a few minutes later)

9:44 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz: 52 stories...wow

9:44 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz: is a fanfiction whore

9:44 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz: okay, who realizes that we can say whore

9:44 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz: and hell

9:44 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz: but not jer i

9:45 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz: jer k

· (Molly re-reading a conversation between us that I have posted on here)

9:46 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz: if you guys are reading my profile prepare to be there a while

9:46 PM mollytigerc: That one conversation

9:46 PM mollytigerc: hahahahha

9:46 PM mollytigerc: it was hilarious

9:46 PM mollytigerc: hahaha

9:46 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz: which one?

9:46 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz: the whole one?

9:46 PM Mollytigerc cries b/c I am laughing so hard

9:46 PM mollytigerc: umm...

9:46 PM mollytigerc: the one

9:46 PM mollytigerc: where

9:46 PM mollytigerc: I know

9:46 PM mollytigerc: I know you know

9:46 PM mollytigerc: that one

9:46 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz: ahahahahaha

9:46 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz: twas priceless

· (A few minutes before my dad cut the internet )

9:48 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz: so...

9:48 PM: Laura -dies at the mention of weenuses-

9:48 PM Bella_Lookalike: Boo!

9:48 PM Bella_Lookalike: HAHAHA

9:48 PM Bella_Lookalike: XD

9:48 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz: hehehe

9:48 PM mollytigerc: hahahah

9:48 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz: Two Weenuses Are Mating

9:48 PM mollytigerc: our conversations are great ali

9:49 PM mollytigerc: hahaha

9:49 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz: Temperture

9:49 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz: Wind

9:49 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz: Air Pressue

9:49 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz: Pressure

9:49 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz: ...something

9:49 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz: who cares--exam's over

· (Amazingness with Kristina and Michelle)

5:58 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz aww

5:59 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz pats puppy's head

5:59 PM Mollytigerc LMAO

5:59 PM puppygal101 i'm not a dog...

5:59 PM Mollytigerc hahaahahhahahaha

5:59 PM Mollytigerc 3

5:59 PM puppygal101 doesn't like people touching her head.

5:59 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz awww

5:59 PM Mollytigerc ahahhahahaha

5:59 PM Mollytigerc Id on't like people touching me in general

5:59 PM Mollytigerc lmao

5:59 PM puppygal101 haha

5:59 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz pat's puppy's...other places

5:59 PM Mollytigerc my friends would get near me

5:59 PM puppygal101 ...

5:59 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz WAIT

5:59 PM Mollytigerc and I would be like

5:59 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz not like that

5:59 PM puppygal101 that sounds so wrong

5:59 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz ahahahaha

5:59 PM puppygal101 lol

5:59 PM Mollytigerc -gasp- or -scream-

5:59 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz I know

6:00 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz that's why I stopped myself...afterwards

6:00 PM Mollytigerc whatever

6:00 PM puppygal101 haha

6:00 PM puppygal101

6:00 PM puppygal101 xD

6:00 PM Mollytigerc I hate you people

6:00 PM Mollytigerc 3

6:00 PM Mollytigerc hahahahahhahahah

6:00 PM puppygal101 aw...

6:00 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz we hate you too

6:00 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz

6:00 PM Mollytigerc =p

6:00 PM Mollytigerc sweet

6:00 PM puppygal101 i can tell you really mean that michelle

6:00 PM Mollytigerc hahahahahhahahahahhaha

6:00 PM puppygal101 thats the

6:00 PM puppygal101 nicest thing

6:00 PM puppygal101 i've ever heard

6:00 PM puppygal101 lol

6:00 PM Mollytigerc LMAO

· (Us again, being amazing)

6:05 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz lag fails

6:05 PM puppygal101 yes it does

6:05 PM puppygal101 whats to need in spanish

6:05 PM Mollytigerc hahahahhah

6:05 PM Mollytigerc okies

6:05 PM puppygal101 isn't it quier or something

6:05 PM puppygal101 oh

6:05 PM puppygal101 um

6:05 PM Mollytigerc that is to want

6:05 PM puppygal101 oh

6:05 PM puppygal101 that works to

6:06 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz no idea

6:06 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz I'm in French

6:06 PM puppygal101 Yo queiro Puja come el lag.

6:06 PM puppygal101 haha

6:06 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz I got Puja

6:06 PM puppygal101 to some extent

6:06 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz but I fail at reading everything else

6:06 PM puppygal101 i need puja to eat the lag.

6:06 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz lol

6:06 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz ohhh

6:06 PM puppygal101 to that extent

6:06 PM puppygal101 is still in spanish one.

6:07 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz Je veux Puja mange le lag

6:07 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz ...that was butchered

6:07 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz badly

· (Lets just not ask, shall we?)

6:10 PM Mollytigerc Hello

6:10 PM Mollytigerc sorry, for me ding...

6:11 PM Mollytigerc dying

6:11 PM Mollytigerc i had to put chicken away

6:11 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz CHICKEN

6:11 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz BAWK

6:11 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz BAWK

6:12 PM Mollytigerc lmao

6:12 PM cm88 do you speak spanish??

6:12 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz In the land of opposite world

6:13 PM cm88 soo is that a no??

6:13 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz oui

· 6:24 PM puppygal101 deyah i don't have a nickname for you

6:24 PM puppygal101 =(

6:24 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesse_L._Martin

6:24 PM deyah names Andrea

6:24 PM puppygal101 thinks on this.

6:24 PM Mollytigerc hahahahahahahaha

6:24 PM Mollytigerc =

6:24 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz Why didn't I just type that

6:24 PM deyah can call me Mi-Chan too

6:24 PM puppygal101 andrea...

6:24 PM deyah xD

6:24 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz instead of searching?

6:24 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz ...

6:24 PM puppygal101 mi-chan..

6:24 PM puppygal101 hmm

6:25 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz you don't have a nickname for me

6:25 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz do you?

6:25 PM puppygal101 yes i do

6:25 PM puppygal101 ali

6:25 PM Mollytigerc LMAO

6:25 PM deyah ali

6:25 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz ...

6:25 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz nice

6:25 PM puppygal101 haha

6:25 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz creative

6:25 PM puppygal101 and wifey

6:25 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz better

· (Singing amazing songs)

6:30 PM puppygal101 hey there delilah

6:30 PM puppygal101 i didn't see you

6:30 PM delilahcullen hee hee hee

6:30 PM puppygal101 come in

6:31 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz LOVES that song

6:31 PM deyah xD

6:31 PM puppygal101 and i just totally relaized that that was a song

6:31 PM puppygal101 sorry

6:31 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz ahahahaha

6:31 PM Icyrina whats it like in new york city

6:31 PM deyah alkslkakllksakslaskllaks

6:31 PM delilahcullen nice

6:31 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz Kristina has mad awesome skillz

6:31 PM puppygal101 i'm a thousand miles away

6:31 PM puppygal101 but girl tonight you look so pretty

6:31 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz yes you do

6:31 PM Icyrina yes you do

6:31 PM puppygal101 hehe

6:31 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz Times Square can't shine as bright as you

6:31 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz I swear its true

6:31 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz could go on

6:31 PM puppygal101 hehe

6:31 PM puppygal101 do it

6:31 PM deyah xDD

6:31 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz nah

· (Emily was pretending to be her mom…or something like that…)

8:11 PM emurleee! Well don't corrupt my child, she is my last and I would rather her not get all knocked up before the age of 20.

8:11 PM Mollytigerc I want your collage transcipt ;

8:11 PM SeattlexLove im

8:11 PM SeattlexLove a

8:11 PM SeattlexLove WOMAN

8:11 PM aespo523 lol ok i wont

8:11 PM SeattlexLove so therefore

8:11 PM SeattlexLove you DONT

8:11 PM SeattlexLove need

8:11 PM gina-gina Got it! yaaaay!

8:11 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz Oh...opps...

8:11 PM SeattlexLove to worry

8:11 PM Mollytigerc hahahhahahahahha

8:11 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz you might need to get her checked out after last night

8:11 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz we were being careless

8:11 PM aespo523 ohhh

8:11 PM emurleee! If you say so, SeattlexLove.

8:11 PM aespo523 lol

8:12 PM Mollytigerc hahaahahahaha

8:12 PM gina-gina my college transcript is like...five lines long.

8:12 PM Mollytigerc Yes.

8:12 PM aespo523 nice ali

8:12 PM Mollytigerc lmao

8:12 PM SeattlexLove haha

8:12 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz I know

8:12 PM Mollytigerc mine

8:12 PM Mollytigerc doesn't exist

8:12 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz that's what I'm good for

· (How amazing am I?)

8:12 PM emurleee! So, what do you girls talk about in here?

8:12 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz You

8:12 PM emurleee! Should I get parental controls?

8:12 PM aespo523 lol

8:12 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz and our penis

8:12 PM emurleee! Me?

8:12 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz es

8:12 PM Mollytigerc lmao

8:12 PM Mollytigerc no

8:12 PM aespo523 lol no

8:12 PM Mollytigerc that would be retareded

8:12 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz I had those

8:12 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz I hacked them

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8:13 PM Mollytigerc lmao

8:13 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz not a problem

8:13 PM aespo523 lol

8:13 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz useless things...

8:13 PM Mollytigerc hahahahhahahahahaa

8:13 PM Mollytigerc 3

8:13 PM Mollytigerc I love you ali

8:13 PM gina-gina i was just private messaging emurlee, she is a wonderful wonderful person

8:13 PM emurleee! You are miss using the word "retarded".

8:13 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz You are miss

8:13 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz at using that

8:13 PM Mollytigerc huh?

· (That song will be forever in my head…thanks Kristina…)

8:18 PM emurleee! Well, I can see why Emily likes you all so much

8:18 PM Mollytigerc From papa johns

8:18 PM gina-gina i want twilight bumpersickers

8:18 PM DarkStarr Gina did it work?

8:18 PM gina-gina i can never find them

8:18 PM Legolas That's on my myspace.

8:18 PM aespo523 thats not pizza

8:18 PM emmmaaa I HAVE

8:18 PM Mollytigerc dances in circles

8:18 PM gina-gina yes dark starr i loe you

8:18 PM Addicted LOVE??

8:18 PM emmmaaa twilight bumperstickers

8:18 PM gina-gina 'LOVE!

8:18 PM Mollytigerc =p

8:18 PM DarkStarr I know it takes forever to find a good one

8:18 PM gina-gina seiding lonve to darkstarr

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8:18 PM emmmaaa i have someee

8:18 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz She likes us cause we bang her hard

8:18 PM emurleee! You share a very similare personality traits.

8:18 PM SeattlexLove haha

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8:18 PM SeattlexLove sorry

8:19 PM gina-gina cannot spell the word "love"

8:19 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz She bangs...she bangs...

8:19 PM SeattlexLove youre not answering me

8:19 PM SeattlexLove haha

8:19 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz sings

· (Two conversations at once)

8:23 PM Mollytigerc why do we need to know your daughter's personal life

8:23 PM aespo523 you dont run any where in gold

8:23 PM Mollytigerc Anywaysssssssssss

8:23 PM gina-gina anyone see Pride and Prejudice on tv the other night?

8:23 PM aespo523 f

8:23 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz They hear enough about mine

8:23 PM SeattlexLove MEEEEE

8:23 PM Mollytigerc pokes amanda

8:23 PM aespo523 i have a little cart

8:23 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz they don't need more trauma

8:23 PM Mollytigerc =p

8:23 PM emmmaaa i have a great idea

8:23 PM Mollytigerc LMAO

8:23 PM gina-gina hehe i only saw a litle part

8:23 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz So do I

8:23 PM Mollytigerc seriously ALI!

8:24 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz it invovles Jesse and wipped cream

8:24 PM gina-gina but then i went and watched the keira and mathew version

8:24 PM Mollytigerc why do you talk about your kids all the time!

(THIS FAILS)

8:28 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz did anyone figure out what happend to Taxi

8:28 PM SeattlexLove hahah

8:28 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz and her mod powers

8:28 PM SeattlexLove it goes up

8:28 PM aespo523 thanks

8:28 PM SeattlexLove guys

8:28 PM aespo523 i knwo

8:28 PM SeattlexLove well

8:28 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz happened

8:28 PM aespo523 know

8:28 PM Mollytigerc a lot of people had that happen

8:29 PM SeattlexLove theres a reason its called a penisfish

8:29 PM Mollytigerc rachul and bree tooo

8:29 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz that sucks

8:29 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz there are new mods too

8:29 PM Mollytigerc anyone who isn't a mod on the forumz

8:29 PM aespo523 lol

8:29 PM aespo523 me

8:29 PM Mollytigerc isn't a mod here anymore

8:29 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz But I thought they were

8:29 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz that fails at life

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8:29 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz seriously

8:29 PM emmmaaa nice song dedication molly XD

8:29 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz FAIL

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8:29 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz FAIL

8:29 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz FAIL

8:29 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz FAIL

8:29 PM aespo523 lol

8:29 PM Mollytigerc LAURA

8:29 PM DarkStarr ...

8:29 PM Mollytigerc welcome back love

8:29 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz JELLO LOVE

8:29 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz FAIL

8:29 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz FAIL

8:29 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz FAIL

8:29 PM Mollytigerc ahhahahahahha

8:29 PM Mollytigerc THANKS!

8:29 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz THAT

8:29 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz FAILS

8:29 PM Laura I had to make my padre ice cream

8:29 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz a;fsdjad

8:29 PM Mollytigerc i sent it to everyone

8:29 PM Laura XD

8:29 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz not you

8:29 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz you don't fail

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8:30 PM Mollytigerc hahahahahhahaha

8:30 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz Taking away mod powers does fail

· (Michelle could be my secretary)

8:31 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz www.fanfiction.net/~manyissues and read

8:31 PM Mollytigerc SWEETG!

8:31 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz because I like shameless plugs

8:32 PM emmmaaa no work

8:32 PM Mollytigerc plus

8:32 PM Mollytigerc 1;lakdjsf;laskdjf

8:32 PM Mollytigerc 101

8:32 PM Mollytigerc http://www.fanfiction.net/~manyissues101

8:32 PM SeattlexLove im writing

8:32 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz ohh

8:32 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz opps

8:32 PM aespo523 i dont read fanfic

8:32 PM SeattlexLove my jane austen paper

8:32 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz kdal;fsdjd

8:32 PM SeattlexLove well

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8:32 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz you know it better than I do

· 9:12 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz and I took sexy back from you

9:12 PM Mollytigerc =O

9:12 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz hehehehe

9:13 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz Its still your sexy

9:13 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz I'm just borrowing it

9:13 PM Mollytigerc hahahahahaha

9:13 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz for the moment

9:13 PM Mollytigerc okay

9:13 PM Mollytigerc i guess that is alright

9:13 PM Mollytigerc hahahaha

9:13 PM Mollytigerc =

· 7:00 PM Laura meh my hair looks like sex I need a hair tie

7:00 PM puppygal101 at my funeral... everyone has to wear sunflower hats

7:00 PM Mollytigerc lmao

7:00 PM zakuro haha

7:00 PM zakuro i want a disco party

7:00 PM zakuro no

7:00 PM puppygal101 i wish my hair looked like sex

7:00 PM zakuro a RAVE

7:00 PM puppygal101 that'd be interesting

7:00 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz ahahahaha

7:00 PM Mollytigerc LMAO

7:00 PM zakuro aaahhahah

7:01 PM Laura DUDE what if someone's last request was that everyone show up to their funeral naked?

7:01 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz I feel bad for Taxi, in there with all the newbs

7:01 PM puppygal101 'hey everyone look at my sex hair'

7:01 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz ahahahaahaha

7:01 PM Mollytigerc lmao

7:01 PM Mollytigerc hahahaha

7:01 PM puppygal101 HAHA

7:01 PM Laura Ali are you getting this?

7:01 PM Laura ahaha

7:01 PM puppygal101 i want to do that

7:01 PM zakuro iNudist colony!

7:01 PM Mollytigerc LMAO

7:01 PM zakuro nudist

· 7:01 PM puppygal101 in my will

7:01 PM Laura I want to be burried in the nude

7:01 PM emmmaaa HAHAH

7:01 PM puppygal101 'everyone has to show up to my funeral naked except me'

7:01 PM emmmaaa nice

7:01 PM Mollytigerc hahahaha

7:01 PM puppygal101 i don't

7:01 PM Laura to see everyones face when they look into my coffin

7:01 PM puppygal101 the idea of bugs

7:01 PM Laura XD

7:01 PM puppygal101 getting into my coffin

7:02 PM emmmaaa EWWWW

7:02 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz ahahahaha

7:02 PM emmmaaa bugs

7:02 PM puppygal101 and crawling on my bare skin

7:02 PM Laura I actually want to be cremated

7:02 PM Laura lol

7:02 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz I'd lick my lips

7:02 PM puppygal101 disturbs me

7:02 PM puppygal101 i want to... not die

7:02 PM puppygal101 yes that sounds good

7:02 PM puppygal101 foreva

7:02 PM puppygal101 and eva

7:02 PM Laura Live forever huzzah!

7:02 PM puppygal101 and eva

· 7:02 PM emmmaaa i want to be creamated, but i still want a tomb stone

7:02 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz I want to be buried in a my Riku shirt

7:02 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz and I want it to say

7:02 PM puppygal101 high fives back

7:02 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz No one mourns the wicked

7:02 PM emmmaaa "here lies emma, who choked on some guy and died with a face as red as her hair"

7:02 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz on my tombstone

7:02 PM emmmaaa gum

7:02 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz ahaha

7:02 PM Mollytigerc haahahhahahah

7:03 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz OHHH

7:03 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz I was thinking BJ

7:03 PM emmmaaa HAHH

7:03 PM puppygal101 HAHAHA

7:03 PM emmmaaa SAME

7:03 PM emmmaaa HAHHA

7:03 PM emmmaaa well that works too

7:03 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz ahahahahahahaha

· 7:03 PM puppygal101 when i die, i want to be buried with a banana...

7:03 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz cool

7:03 PM emmmaaa Banana phone

7:03 PM emmmaaa doo doo doo doo

7:03 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz ahahahahahaha

7:03 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz BANANA

7:03 PM emmmaaa Banana phone

7:03 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz PHONE

7:03 PM puppygal101 ring ring ring ring ring ring ring

7:03 PM puppygal101 banana phone

7:04 PM emmmaaa ring ring ring ring ring ring

7:04 PM Laura ahahaha

7:04 PM puppygal101 well i gotta eat something when i wake up from the dead to live forever

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7:04 PM emmmaaa Banana phoneeee

7:04 PM puppygal101 dying must cause hunger

7:04 PM puppygal101 i mean think about it

7:04 PM Mollytigerc lmao

7:04 PM Mollytigerc I will have them serve mac and cheese

7:04 PM Mollytigerc and mexican cheese

7:04 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz This is going on my ff profile

7:04 PM Mollytigerc and cheese pizza

7:04 PM puppygal101 haha

7:04 PM Mollytigerc on my funeral

7:04 PM Mollytigerc at

7:04 PM Mollytigerc not on

· 7:04 PM puppygal101 hey michelle

7:04 PM puppygal101 can i speak at your funeral

7:05 PM Mollytigerc sure

7:05 PM Mollytigerc hahahahha

7:05 PM puppygal101 yay

7:05 PM Mollytigerc =

7:05 PM puppygal101 i'm gonna talk about...

7:05 PM puppygal101 ...

7:05 PM puppygal101 ...

7:05 PM Mollytigerc AIDS

7:05 PM emmmaaa sex

7:05 PM puppygal101 no

7:05 PM Mollytigerc lmao

7:05 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz I'm going to lean in the coffin

7:05 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz and say

7:05 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz YOU KNOW

7:05 PM Mollytigerc hahahahahhaha

7:05 PM Mollytigerc and you will know

7:05 PM Mollytigerc that i said

7:05 PM Mollytigerc You know i know that you know

7:05 PM Mollytigerc back

7:05 PM puppygal101 i'm gonna sing she bangs by ricky martin

7:05 PM puppygal101 then sit down

7:05 PM Mollytigerc LMAO

7:05 PM Mollytigerc HAHAHAHHA

7:05 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz ahahahahahahaha

7:05 PM puppygal101 she bangs she bang

7:05 PM puppygal101 s

7:06 PM Mollytigerc LMAO

7:06 PM Mollytigerc hahahahhah

7:06 PM puppygal101 and be pointing to the coffin

7:06 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz ME

7:06 PM Mollytigerc I can't wait

7:06 PM Mollytigerc hahahaha

7:06 PM Mollytigerc most of my family

7:06 PM Mollytigerc would probably bust out lauging too

· 7:12 PM Laura speaking of that

7:12 PM Mollytigerc hahahahhahahahah

7:12 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz lol

7:12 PM Laura I'll be right back!

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7:12 PM Mollytigerc okies

7:12 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz speaking of...

7:12 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz sex with a cuccumber?

7:12 PM puppygal101 ...

7:12 PM puppygal101 that'd be hard

7:12 PM puppygal101 tries to imagine it

7:12 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz I licked it

7:13 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz up and down

7:13 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz and back and forth

7:13 PM Mollytigerc lmao

· 7:17 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz Michelle

7:17 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz Tis war

7:17 PM Mollytigerc Yes?

7:17 PM Mollytigerc what is?

7:17 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz I just threw a sheep at you

7:17 PM Mollytigerc LMAO

7:17 PM puppygal101 haha

7:17 PM Mollytigerc I THREW

7:17 PM Mollytigerc A COW

7:18 PM Mollytigerc AT YOU

7:20 PM Laura ah!

7:20 PM Mollytigerc .

7:20 PM Mollytigerc I casted a spell on ali

· 7:24 PM puppygal101 Michelle: Puppy's Temple Of Desire

7:24 PM Mollytigerc for the LMAO

7:24 PM puppygal101 haha

7:25 PM Mollytigerc mius

7:25 PM Mollytigerc for the

7:25 PM emmmaaa HAHAH

7:25 PM Mollytigerc LMAO

7:25 PM emmmaaa nice

7:25 PM Laura ohhh is this for the group on facebook cause I would like a linky to that

7:25 PM Mollytigerc hahaahah

7:25 PM Mollytigerc if go on

7:25 PM puppygal101 haha you should do that

7:25 PM Mollytigerc you will probably see that people have joined a group

7:25 PM Mollytigerc ahahhaa

7:25 PM emmmaaa give me your link and i will sent you an invite

7:25 PM puppygal101 Michelle: Puppy's Temple Of Desire (thinks michelle should choose this)

7:27 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz Or: Michelle: The One Who Knows

7:27 PM Mollytigerc idc

7:27 PM Mollytigerc LMAO

7:27 PM Mollytigerc YES

7:27 PM emmmaaa i like that molly

7:27 PM puppygal101 haha

7:27 PM Mollytigerc The one who knows

7:27 PM Mollytigerc lmao

7:27 PM Mollytigerc i like et ali

7:27 PM puppygal101 & Kristina's Temple of Desire... whistles innocently

7:28 PM Ali_Loves_Jazz ahahahaha

7:28 PM Laura lol

· Me: You made me touch Mrs. Thorne’s pole.

Chaos: (thinks) OMG! Ewwwwww!

Me: (repulsed look) OMG! NO! The images! I hate you! We’re over!

(The next day)

Chaos: We aren’t lesbian lover twins anymore?

Me: No. (wraps arms around her waist) We’re twins with benefits.

· Me and Becky: (sings) Vexen got run over by a glacier! Walking from the castle Christmas Eve. You say you may not believe in glaciers, but as for me and Xemnas we believe!

· (The weightlifting room in the school gym using the machines)

Me: We have to press on that with our chests?

Katie: That’s what he said…

Me: (puts hands over boobs) That’s gonna hurt…

(Katie on another machine where you have to pull a bar down)

Katie: I can’t reach it! Help!

· (Me and Meg at a Chinese restaurant eating our fortune cookies)

Me: (pulls out fortune) Learn to speak Chinese—oh wait, that’s not my fortune. (Flips it over)

Meg: (laughing)

· (Me, my dad, and my sister in the kitchen. Something happened that confuzzled me)

Me: What the fu—(stops when I see my dad’s look and continue slowly)—tatoes.

Samantha: Futatoes?

Me: Yes, futatoes. You’ve never heard of futatoes?

· (Me and Zoey on the phone)

Me: (watching RENT) (dreamy sigh) I wish Angel would give me AIDS

Zoey: Isn’t he gay?

Me: (dreamily sighs again) Yeah…