"TAKE THIS! First Aid!" - Kratos Aurion (ToS)

"Right. Well, that's all right, then. I'm just going to punch that rock over there until my head feels better..." - Bartre (FE)

"Learning gives knowledge, knowledge is power, power corrupts, corruption is a crime, crime doesn't pay. In other words, learning just makes you go broke!" - I have no idea where I got this from.

Star Ocean, Fire Emblem, Tales of Symphonia, some Naruto.