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So bored. Just typing away due to my boredom. I like cookies. My friend loves muffins. She read some weird story and the main character was a kid talking to a magical muffin. She has a job and on the first day guess what happened... Give up? They gave her a muffin! On her application she put, "I hate kids, I like animals, but I love muffins!". I want a peanut butter cookie. I ate a Hawaiian Punch cookie. It was blue. But it was yummy! Monkey butt... Haha! I typed monkey butt. I am not high! I am bored! I made a Zodiac-Love. All the zodiac was there plus the cat. My friend, who loves muffins, cried when they saw it. The rat was ran over by an 18-wheeler, the cow was a hamburger, the dragon was a dinosaur getting hit by an asteroid (the Chinese thought that the dino bones were dragon bones), the tiger was a throw rug, the sheep was mutton stew, the horse was glue, the snake was a lasso, the monkey was"AIDS!", the dog was eaten by a Korean stick figure while the cat was eaten by a Chinese stick figure, the rooster was a turkey dinner, the pig a boar dinner, and the rabbit got it's head blown off by a hunter. I was bored when I drew that. Boredom in tardy hall can take you a long way can't it? Wow, my profile is screwed. I sound like a nut case. Haha! I was told that I'm a case, a nut case... Haha.My friend, not the one who loves muffins,was at the psyc the other day and decided to scare that crap out of them.She drew a stick figure and started talking to it. Then when they called her and she started to have a panic attack and hide under the table in a fiddal postion crying in a whispered voice, "It's calling me... It's coming... No one is safe... We're all gonna die..." It was funny. My friend told me to do that whenI go see one of those quacks again. It's fun to mess with them. I managed to make them think I was a phycopathic, normal kid, and a genuse all at once. It is so awsometo screw with them. My mom tells me either they're stupid or she is. And eather they're crazy or she is. It was funny. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah...

Ok, to all my readers, I have changed the location of my Gravitation fanfictions. If any of you wish to read them the url is http://fiction.gurabiteshiyon.net//My user name is Lockheart.

Other announcment:

My computer has been fried for the time being. By December, if heaven smiles upon me, I will be getting a laptop and will be able to continue my stories. I have finished a completly new one called Return and am in the porcess of writting a sequeal. The sequal is at the begining stages and may not even make it to being published on fanfiction. I am currently trying to finish my other works here, but have been dealing withwriters block with them.

En Español

Ahora, yo soy aprediendo español. Es dificil ahora, pero, es un proceso. Si tu quiere a ayudarme, por favor, yo quiere aprender.
Cuando yo puede escribir en español, yo va a tranducir mi cuentos para los gente y si yo encontre cuentos interesantes en ingles, yo va a tranducir (con su perimiso).

Now on to my real life and me not ranting or rambling about random crap...

If you want to really know who the hell I am... Here is some little info:

Birth Date:

1-2-90

Nationality:

Hispanic

Sex:

Female

Orientation:

Straight.

Sorry ladies... I like penis.

Occupation:

Leader of the Secret Society of Custodians

Live:

I live in a house XD

But to be more accurate, I live in Puerto Rock. Que bueno.

Well I guess I could say some of my favorites stuff. Well I have a secret love of yaoi... Yes, I am a yaoi fan. Heheheh... I enjoy watching Fruits Basket since it makes me happy. I do enjoy watching Naruto, and right now I am little obsessed in drawing them a little bit. I love watching Sheep in the Big City. Yes I love that show. I was depressed when CartoonNetwork cancled that show. I was so saddened. I also love Disney movies. And I don't mean that crap High School Musical where everybody in high school can dance perfectly and amazingly burst into song... In pitch. No. I mean the Disney movies that came out in the 90s. Like The Lion King and Aladein. Movies like those. I remember them so well. They made me so happy. Sad that Disney doesn't make them like they used to.

I want to be a writer. But the thing is, my spelling is crap. I am lucky if I can spell cat right. So yeah. I already am on the way to becoming a writer. I will be taking a dual credit class for psycology or socialogy a little after my 18th birthday. Why would this be some way to get to the road of writing? Simple. I want to be a young adult writer. And I have to make characters for my own stories. So that means that I have to make my characters realistic or they will fail in what ever story I make. Those classes deal with why a human acts the way they do and how they interact with others. So it makes since to take those classes.

Well... I do hate some things. Like this one girl in one of my classes I have known for years. You know the peolethat smell like Death farted and died, reserected, vomited and died again? She smells like that. I got up on her face and cused her out ans she made it seem like I got arrested for punching her. Ha! Like I would punch that ugly butt-face. One thing is, if I punched her, I would have gotten absorbed by her stomach flaps. But yeah... I hate people who always start drama because they think they can. It pisses me off. Drama is like the root of all high school evil. I hate peole who act stupid just because they think they have to. It really bugs me that they can't act like themselves. But if they act stupid for laughs and giggles to make friends feel better, then go for it! I do it too!

Now, thank god I have this switch in my brain. You know like the really stupid people who can't breath and sit at the same time, to the pompouse jerks who flaunt their intelegence? Well, I got this switch on my head where I can just turn on and off. It rocks. Like when I feel like I am being to much of a smarty-pants, I turn off the switch and have Blone Moments Galore!

Well, I am bored and don't feel like writing any more. Heheh... Rather sad that I am showing my procrastination in this. And like the wise words of Shikamaru, this is just "Too Troublesome..."

Quotes:

"Life is like a box of chocolets"
~Forest Gump, Forest

"Rule 34. If it exists, there's porn of it, no exceptions. It is because of this very rule that we have fanfiction that is raunchier than any romance novle out and with doujinshi pushing the envelope with positions anotomically impossible... And we LOVE IT!"
~ Ellean, AOI HOUSE

"I want to die peacifully in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming bloody murder like the passengers in his car."
~ Anomonuse

"Life is like a card game. Right now I have just gotten a really bad hand. I'm still playing because I know one day, I'll have a royal flush."
~ myself

"Speak now or forever hold your bladder."
~ Kakashi, Tween Swap

I have recently finished a Naruto story called Return about a few weeks ago. When I get my computer fixed, I will be posting it. But since I am feeling generouse, I have decided to post a little spoiler of this lovely story I am telling you about:

"You guys, what was that all about?"Naruto spat.

"What's with you?"Kiba spoke loudly.

"Yeah."A green-suit-sporting male asked.

This man was perhapes the the most insane of them all when it came to the ninja moto. He would train until his arms fell off and still train until he died of illness. And even then, he would still train. His eyebrows were like two bushy catapilers resting above his eyes. Naruto sometimes wondered if this guy would dress himself in the dark.

"He's our friend" Naruto pleaded.

"Was." Kiba stated darkly.

"He was never my friend."Sai stated. Ï like to keep my back clear of dagers."

"Sakura." Naruto looked up at her with sad eyes.

"We all can't forgive as easily or as quickly as you."

There is some more funny stuff, but, you all will have to wait until I post this story. I will warn you all, that it is a bit rather diologue heavy. And the mistakes on it will be corrected. This is just the rough draft. It will be corrected in Word XD

There are two or three other stories that I am working on called Mother of the Cat Child(FB), Mirror Mirror(Naruto), and Ever After(Naruto).

Ok, my computer crashed months ago. I don't know if I mentioned this on here if I haven't done so alreadsy. I am getting a laptop for my B-Day/Chrismas present from my mom and she will be sending that to me this week. So I should be getting it before the end of november 09 to the begining of December of 09. So I will probably be able to update stories more frequently.

Oh, and I don't know if anybody is truly excited about the new Twiligh Movie. I am. I'm going to be watching it when it comes out. Oh yeah, who's awsome? I just hope it doesn't destroy the book. I'm just going to cry if it does. But at least from what I have heard, the soundtrak is really good. My mother will be sending that too along with the laptop. Yeah, I am loved by family. Oh joy. May Dr. Hobo be proud... Looking up at me from his toasty bed of licking fire... GiggleSnort!

--Girls--
--are-like-apples--
--on-trees.-The-best-ones--
--are-at-the-top-of-the-tree.--
--But the Boys don't reach--
--for-the-good-ones-because-they--
--are-afraid-of-falling-and-getting-hurt--
--Instead,-they-get-the-rotten-apples--
--from-the-ground-that-aren't-as-good--
--but-easy-so-the-apples-on-top-think--
--something's-wrong-w/them-when-in--
--reality-they're-amazing.-They-just--
--have-to-wait-for-the-right-boy-to--
--come-along,-the-one-who's--
--brave-enough-to--
--climb-all--
--the-way--
--to-the-top--
--of-the-tree--

My name is Sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long.
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight.
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy
Murdered me.

4 children die as a result of child abuse. 3 of the four children are under the age of four.

A report of child abuse happens every 10 seconds.

Child abuse happens in every socio-economical stand point, educational level, religion, and ethnicity.

Children who have been abused are 2.5 times more likely to abuse alcohol and 3.8 times more likely to abuse drugs.

1/3 of abused and neglected children will end up abusing thier own children-- thus continuing this horrid cycle of hate.

Child abuse is never the child's fault. Every day there are well over 9.6 million children in the U.S. alone who suffer silently. Afraid to expose the family secret. If you believe that child abuse is a horrible cycle that must be put to an end, post this on your profile. Let us become the becon of hope to those children who must fight the silent battle day by day. Together, we can end their suffering. Their lives already have so many stricksagainst them. Let us fight with them and let them all know that they are not alone and loved. Put this on your profile if you support the end of child abuse.

If you hate stereotypes and think ppl should just shut up and stop POST THIS

Pick the stereotype that fits you

I am a Hispanic, so I must be lazy.

I am a gamer girl, so I must be ugly an fat.

I'm an Indipendent, so I cannot make up my mind.

I am Punk, so I must have no respect.

I am young, so I must be nive.

I believe that the world is full of good people, so I must be stupid.

I was an abused kid, so I must continue the cycle.

I am a Christian, so I must be a homophob.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I wear glasses, so I must be smart.

I listen to rock, so I must smoke weed.

I listen to rap, so I must do drugs.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO FINE ARTS, so I MUST be a homosexual

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I have sex, so I must be a whore.

I come from a broken home, so I must be a bad kid.

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I am goth, so I must be depressed.

I am gay, so I must be going to Hell.

I love Michel Jackson, so I must be a pediphile.

I am a part time vegitarian, so I be lieing.

I peirce my ears, so I must break somebody's heart.

I am emo, so I must be in a cult.

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.

The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy,

it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are,

the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.

The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef,

but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?

Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!

(And I have mild dislexia!)

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice verse copy this into your profile
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.
If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!
If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile.
If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' COULD, copy this into your profile.
If you are sooooo against PLAGIARISM, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.
If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.
If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile. If you are really random put this on your profile.
If you like sneezing into crowded elevators, put this in your profile.
If you suport our troops, but not the war, put this in your profile.
If you knew black people would go crazy in the U.S when Obama won, put this on your picture.
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If you screamed like a fangirl in the Twilight Movie, put this on your profile.

1-Sakura

2-Naruto

3-Suigetsu

4-Shikamaru

5-Shino

6-Anko

7-Kakashi

8-Choji

9-Neji

10-Tenten

11-Hinata

12-Orochimaru

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Never!

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

He's alright.

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

That would scare the shit out of me.

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Yes. I read one with number 2.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Never gave much thought to those pairing possibilities.

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

I should write that one day. Oh the crack... But I always wanted to see number 12 do Iruka and number 7 walks in.

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic.

Suigetsu was left to die in the forest to Konoha by Sasuke's order. TenTen, tiered of being the third wheel in traing with Neji and Lee, decides to train on her own. But when she sees the Sound nin at the brink of death, kindness over flows her. Can TenTen hide her secret love from the Village that has sworn to kill him or will she find herself willing to risk it all?

(Oh man, I so have to write that now! Eventually...)

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

I think it might work.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Eyes of the Snake

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

I don't know, but for some reason, I can see it be funny.

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Nope

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Yes.

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?

Yes, and somehow, I get the feeling they would turn it into Yaoi...

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

"NEJI!"

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

I Miss You by Avril

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

READ IF YOU WANT TO LOSE YOUR SANITY.

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

"So, I heard ya like Ramen?" naked covered in ramen

The Poem

I knelt to pray but not for long,

I had too much to do.

I had to hurry and get to work

For bills would soon be due.

So I knelt and said a hurried prayer,

And jumped up off my knees.

My Christian duty was now done

My soul could rest at ease...

All day long I had no time

To spread a word of cheer

No time to speak of Christ to friends,

They'd laugh at me I'd fear.

20 No time, no time, too much to do,

That was my constant cry,

No time to give to souls in need

But at last the time, the time to die

I went before the Lord,

I came, I stood with downcast eyes.

For in his hands God! held a book;

It was the book of life.

God looked into his book and said

'Your name I cannot find

I once was going to write it down...

But never found the time'

Now do you have the

time to pass it on?

I think Anko would kill Naruto.