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kinky finkelstein
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since: 05-08-05, id: 810198, Profile edited: 04-05-08
country: United States
Author has written 4 stories for Goonies, Misc. Movies, and Lord of the Rings.

April 3 08, I have returned to writing terrible fanfiction after a three years hiatus! And hopefully some not-so-terrible fanfiction as well. My best friend, who goes by the moniker Sweet Daddy D, and I are finishing the super-classy Fellowship of the Gumball after leaving that for three years with only three chapters. Maybe I'll post some other stuff, too.

Anyway, what do you need to know about me? I love lots of things, like writing and reading, music and sleeping, colors and painting.

My literary tastes aren't that huge, but I love Stephen King, Harry Potter and A Series of Unfortunate Events. I'm not a very prolific writer, I have many fiction stories started on my computer and abandoned once they reached the realm of 10- or 20,000 words. I usually need something to spur me on, like my best friend, which is why we write dumb stuff like the Fellowship of the Gumball together.

I love music a lot. Some of my favorites for all-time are the Beatles, Billy Joel, Bruce Springsteen, Aerosmith, Queen, Blind Melon, Guns n' Roses, and there are so many others.

I don't watch a whole lot of TV, but I like Scrubs, Friends, Family Guy, 21 Jump Street, King of Queens and That '70s Show (although really only the first two for fanfiction).

My favorite movies are way too many to list, but suffice to say that : A Hard Day's Night, Animal House, Bill & Ted's EXCELLENT Adventure, Forrest Gump, The Goonies, Help!, Hot Fuzz, Joseph's Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat (!), Little Miss Sunshine (best ever), The Lion King, Labyrinth, The Producers (haben sie gehört das deutsche band?) The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Stand By Me, Shaun of the Dead, Willard, many many Johnny Depp movies, and many many other movies are all in the list.




1. The Fellowship of the Gumball » reviews
All of middle earth is under the evil control of a ruthless, evil, killing, hating.. gumball. It must be taken back to the candy factory from whence it came. Follow Frodo, Sam, Merry, Pip, and a few other dudes as they brave the perils along the way.
Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,663 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-5-08 - Published: 10-7-05
2. Okay reviews
The thing is, Dwayne has gotten so used to listening to Frank's quiet, even breathing at night that he's now helpless to drift off without it. Little Miss Sunshine; incest implied, don't read if it offends you.
Complete - Misc. Movies - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,563 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-4-08 - Published: 4-4-08
3. Goonified » reviews
Thrown into the Goonies' lives in the middle of the movie, Carrie and Lindsey befriend the boys, have adventures, and more. Read and review please!
Goonies - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 24,828 - Reviews: 71 - Updated: 5-30-06 - Published: 6-27-05
4. Who's Annoying Gilbert Grape » reviews
[What's Eating Gilbert Grape] A spoof of the movie. Gilbert's annoyed by everyone and everything especially the fact he can't pronounce 'Devereaux!, so watch and enjoy as he snaps, throws kids through windows like torpedos, and more!
Misc. Movies - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,539 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 7-4-05 - Published: 7-2-05
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