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since: 05-08-05, id: 810358
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Author has written 10 stories for Harry Potter, Artemis Fowl, X-Men, Ninja Turtles, and Naruto.

Holy CRAP, it's been a long time since I've last updated this thing.

Name: Daniel. Or Danny. Uh...I still go by Toad, as well as Mondo, and sometimes General Gato. I tend to adopt the names of my favorite characters... Me and some of my friends all have TMNT nicknames as well, and of the four of us, I'm Raphael. Neat, eh?

Age: 16

Sex: I was male, last I checked...

Location: NYC Sewer System

Physical Description: About 5'6'' (still haven't grown since last I updated this, so I guess I don't have to change this part), average build, shaggy auburn hair, brown eyes, and medium skintone. Just your average smokin' hottie. -laughter in background- WHAT?!

So. Fanfiction. It's lotsa fun, innit?

Let's see... So, I used to only write HP fanfiction, then I moved on to Artemis Fowl. Then I started writing X-Men fics (though they all center around Toad, pretty muchly), and now I've moved on to TMNT. I really am a geek.

I kind of abandoned all my fics recently, but now since it's the summer you can expect more. During the school year, I get so lazy and tired and I lose the will to live. Now that it's the summer, I'm still pretty lazy but I have a lot more free time.

So, eh... You guys feel free to send me a message sometime. Feel free to praise my work and generally boost my ego. I like that. I really have no friends, so it's good to hear from people and have (sort-of) actual human contact.


Stories Authored: (10) . Favorite Authors: (0) . Favorite Stories: (51) . C2 Communities (0) .


1. CheezHamBurgers » reviews
Kiba, Kankuro, and Shino have crazy mad adventures involving... Cheezhamburgers. Yum. Please R&R.
Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 431 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 1-8-08 - Published: 9-13-07
2. Tobi's Puppy reviews
Tobi is sent off on an errand and finds a new best friend! Chaos and hilarity ensues. Please R&R!
Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,212 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 1-8-08 - Published: 1-8-08
3. Harry Potter and the Many Stupid Short Stories » reviews
New chapter! The Mandatory Dumbledore is Gay fic! All rejoice! Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 10,137 - Reviews: 160 - Updated: 10-22-07 - Published: 9-23-05
4. Nose Picking reviews
A Mikey and Raph moment. Haha, boogers. Please R&R.
Complete - Ninja Turtles - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 175 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 9-13-07 - Published: 9-13-07
5. Sweet Nightmares reviews
Um... Toad has naughty dreams about Wanda, Chaos ensues. May or may not burn your eyes out. Weird attempt at being funny. REVIEW, or I'll lay eggs in your stomach. I MEAN IT.
Complete - X-Men - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-23-07 - Published: 6-23-07
6. Marauders: A Whole New Level of Stupidity reviews
A bit of randomness from yours truly. This one features the Marauders.
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 6-10-07 - Published: 6-10-07
7. Mondo Drabble No1 reviews
A very silly story I wrote based on a conversation I had while probably high on sugar. Features Donnie, Mikey, and special guest star Mondo Gecko.
Ninja Turtles - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 293 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-9-07 - Published: 6-9-07
8. Return of the Mondo reviews
Remember Mondo the Gecko? Of course you do. And he's back! Just a oneshot, but I may do more if you guys would like me to. Rated K plus just to be safe, I suck at rating my own work. Please R&R.
Ninja Turtles - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 3-17-07 - Published: 3-17-07
9. Tales from the Asylum » reviews
A collection of mostly Toadbased oneshots. Always meaning to add more sometime. Please R&R.
X-Men - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,736 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 3-10-07 - Published: 8-22-06
10. Artemis Fowl: The Idiotic Short Stories » reviews
Chapter 13 is now up! Artemis goes to the Carnival. Inspired by a true story. Sort of. Part 2 coming soon. R&R, Please.
Artemis Fowl - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,414 - Reviews: 73 - Updated: 8-7-06 - Published: 10-10-05
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