Well, i was born in a cardboard box under a bridge and raised by a pack of gerbils. I have since moved up in the world and am living in a safe-deposit box somewhere in Utah. I breathe whenever my keeper lets me out, but we haven't spoken in 8 years and the air's starting to run out in here. Please, if you live anywhere in the boonies of Utah (no offense ~.~) listen at any safe-deposit boxes for the clicking of computer keys, because it's probably me and if you don't let me out i wont be able to write any more of these bitingly witty/heartbreakingly angsty fanfics because i'll be dead. Oh woe. Oh alas. 

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1. Exeunt » reviews

Fluffy yet angsty semi-PWP 1x2 fic. Heero, Relena and Duo attend a costume ball. Duo, hidden behind a mask, can finally express his feelings. *Part two looks at Heero's POV*

Gundam Wing/AC - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,835 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 1-3-02 - Published: 7-4-01

2. In Dreams reviews

Mimi and Yamato have an interesting dream together...

Digimon - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 7-5-01 - Published: 7-5-01

3. What gives, damn it! reviews

*coughs* I would rate it R, but since I'm under 17, that would be hypocritical. ._. Anyway, have you noticed that Houki tends to get ignored in Hotohori romantic fiction? Houki has, and she's not happy. Completely OOC, and um... tons of Coarse Language.

Fushigi Yuugi - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 7-3-01 - Published: 7-3-01

4. I Close my Eyes reviews

Subaru stands alone on a high building. Who will save him from the flight he so desperately craves?

X/1999 - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 7-3-01 - Published: 7-3-01

5. Everything Has A Price reviews

**Sequel to 'I Close My Eyes'** Subaru finds himself atop the tower again and this time Kamui is not there to draw him back from the Edge.

X/1999 - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 7-3-01 - Published: 7-3-01

6. The Compressed Macbeth » reviews

... Macbeth gets tricked, cheated and killed. It's a great plotline, made only more brilliant by my biting wit. Cough cough.

Shakespeare - Fiction Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,787 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 6-17-01 - Published: 6-16-01