| Purple Loom |
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter, and Death Note. This is my Status: There is no status really. I'm Gone. Standard Profile Procedure I'm a girl. Harry Potter I hate Harry/Ginny, refuse to read squick, and want to dissect the fangirls that are mysteriously enamored with smutty slash-fics in order to puzzle out exactly what they find so attractive about anatomically incorrect male on male sex. And Severus Snape, by the way, is repeatedly described with adjectives that are decidedly unattractive. Fangirls, you make me wonder about your taste in men, if the nasty lump of grease can even be refered to as such. Bleach “Arrogance is often the undoing of a would-be victor” | |||||||
1. MarySue's Opposite reviewsThis is the opposite of a Mary-Sue fic. Contains a lot of alliteration and stupidity. What did you expect from a 15yr old?Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 5-7-07 - Harry P. & OC - Complete2. Shortcut reviewsA stroll in the park on a rainy day, cliche. Finding a death note whilst there, coincidence, but a very convenient one.Crossover - Harry Potter & Death Note - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,682 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-26-06 - Harry P. - Complete3. Series of Screw Ups to Destroy HG » reviewsA series of oneshots duly dedicated to mocking HG in every WTF way that I, or you, can think of. Warning: Not for sensitive HG fans with bad spelling, punctuation, and grammarHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,594 - Reviews: 83 - Updated: 12-17-06 - Published: 9-10-06 - Harry P. & Ginny W.