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since: 05-11-05, id: 811812, Profile Updated: 06-01-09
country: Canada
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Author has written 24 stories for Song of the Lioness, Cowboy Bebop, Blood Ties, and Merlin.

Hi! Welcome to my tiny corner of FF.net: home since 2005.

There are lots of good stories and authors under my Favourites, mostly (but not entirely) for the Tamora Pierce fandom. Check them out if you like.

My own stories are also mostly (but not entirely) Tamora Pierce. If I were a better person, I would take most of the older ones down. I used to like writing about misunderstood villains. Now I like exploring the places and cultures in Tortall that aren't given to us in much detail. Someday, one day, I will write a story with a plot.

I hope you find something to enjoy!


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Here for your viewing pleasure are photos and art of your favourite Tortallan characters! Just click and then pick the appropriate link: DRAWINGS for original portraits of Delia, Josianne, Alex, Lerant, Thayet and King Jasson; ICONS for original icons; and CASTING CALL for cast photos of the characters. It's a shared journal and all the art is done by Sally, not me, so if you like it, be sure to let Sally know.

This fantastic site about samurai history and culture was used to 'research' my Alex fic since I know very little about samurai. All poems and quotes from the Alex fic are from here, sections: 'Death' and 'Death Poems.' Go read the samurai death poetry!

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1. Do Right Woman, Do Right Man
Jon and Thayet, rulers and newlyweds, doing their thing. Written for the drabble prompt 'food' at Goldenlake. Het!fic, no more explicit than what's in the Tortall books.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Published: 7-24-09 - Complete
2. Abandoned Fic Idea Drabbles » reviews
These are story ideas that I didn't turn into fanfic for one reason or another. I tried writing them as drabbles instead.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-30-09 - Complete
3. Character Switch Drabbles » reviews
Entry for the Goldenlake Drabble Tournament. Prompt inspiration also from 'tammy-drabbbles' on livejournal: One character switches sides. Is Alanna fighting for Tusaine? Is Jonathan trying to assassinate Roger? Is Kel a spy for Scanra?
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-30-09 - Complete
4. Pandora's Aquarium reviews
Morgana dreams.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-30-09 - Complete
5. The Tortallan Delegation's Visit to Hamrkeng » reviews
Lord Wyldon, Squire Owen, Buri and Kel visit Scanra as part of the peace talks and attempt to make sense of the local culture. Written for the Neglected Country Challenge at team-fen on livejournal.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,761 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 9-2-08 - Published: 8-31-08
6. Ten is One Hundred in Queen Years reviews
Dove in a bad moment. It's Dove/Ferdy. Rated for angst.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-31-08 - Complete
7. Cloud Puff the Kudarung reviews
My Little Pony crack!fic. Rated G for Goofy.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-31-08 - Complete
8. Nond's Child reviews
Before there were no Nond sons, there were two.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,988 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 4-5-08 - Complete
9. Seven Virtues » reviews
Seven drabbles, seven virtues, seven characters and a lot of 'What If's.' Written for a prompt by tammy-drabbles on livejournal.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,363 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 4-5-08 - Complete
10. The Beekeeper Drabbles » reviews
Four drabbles named after songs from Tori Amos' 'The Beekeeper,' for a prompt by tammy-drabbles on livejournal: The Power of Orange Knickers, Sleeps With Butterflies, Sweet the Sting, Cars and Guitars. Warning for adult relationships and sexual themes.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-11-08 - Complete
11. free fall reviews
It's time for Roger of Conte to take his Ordeal of Knighthood. There's just one small problem: Roger has plans of his own, and he doesn't believe in playing by the rules. Warning for some swearing.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,721 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-21-07 - Complete
12. Crepes Corus reviews
Prince Liam brings home his new friends after a year away at the Tusaine court. Thayet is not amused. Crossover with Alias and Kitchen Confidential. Warning for pure crack.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-16-07 - Complete
13. Road Games reviews
Alanna tries to keep things interesting on the journey through Sarain. Flirting and embarassment follow. Set during SOTL.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-13-07 - Complete
14. Things invisible to see » reviews
This is Liam!fic and Shang!fic set during SOTL. Chapter 2 now up: Liam and Alanna from hook up to break up, all from Liam's point of view. Warning for some swearing.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,241 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 8-13-07 - Published: 5-2-06
15. What Not To Wear reviews
How does Henry Fitzroy choose his dinner? Written for the 'I Spy' drabble challenge at team-fen on livejournal. 121 words.
Blood Ties - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 190 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-13-07 - Complete
16. Prague, 1935 reviews
Three vampires walk into a bar. Ouch. Spike and Dru and Henry Fitzroy meet in Prague. A Tanya Huff and Buffy the Vampire Slayer crossover. Warning for some swearing.
Blood Ties - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,699 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-17-07 - Complete
17. Leading Man reviews
Jon thinks he's a movie star. No, not really. It’s turning out to be another one of those days where it’s really, really good to be him.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,005 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 4-17-07 - Complete
18. Five Little Indians reviews
Oneshot Cowboy Bebop, postseries, immediately after last episode. Because procrastination can be sweet. And because I could never write Champloo.
Cowboy Bebop - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,862 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-4-05 - Complete
19. Cousins reviews
One-shot Roger!Delia. A short prelude to Gavin-Gunhold's epic of love, lust, unrepentant villains, priggish royalty, depressed painters, revenge, alcohol, and great art. Go and beg her to finish it.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-3-05 - Complete
20. Crabapple reviews
Hmmmm.... I guess I like being mysterious. It's another of those spot the character fics where I don't actually name anyone. And needless to say, it's about a Tortallan villain: do I write any other kind of fic? At least it's a new character for me.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-9-05
21. Six Things That Never Happened to Joren of Stone M reviews
Birthday fic for Sally. My answer to all those wildly implausible KelJoren fics. Warning for a hint of slash: Don't like it, Don't read it.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,288 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-29-05
22. Princess Bride reviews
A psychological portrait, a story about fairytales, and a Tortall fic all in one.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,116 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 6-1-05
23. A Thin Dangerous Line reviews
All about Alexander of Tirragon.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,811 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6-1-05
24. Our Smiling Friend reviews
Spend an evening with Duke Roger of Conte. Also known as the 'Why-Jon-is-such-a-prick-fic.' My first and worst.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6-1-05
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