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"Writing is easy. You only need to stare at a piece of blank paper until a drop of blood forms on your forehead." - Douglas Adams
"Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way." - The 7th Doctor, Doctor Who
"Get fit. Eat healthily. DIE ANYWAY." - Unknown
"I have never understood why it should be necessary to become irrational in order to prove that you care. Or indeed why it should be necessary to prove it, at all." - Kerr Avon, Blake's 7
"There's no comfort in dying. I always said it was the last thing I want to do." - Garron, Doctor Who
"It takes an awful long time to not write a book." - Douglas Adams
"Modesty would be dishonesty." - Orac, Blake's 7
"There's no point being grown-up if you can't be childish sometimes." - The 4th Doctor, Doctor Who
"Unthinking respect for authority is the greatest enemy of truth." - Albert Einstein
"Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too?" - Douglas Adams

Words I live by.

NOTICE: I've enabled anonymous reviewing. If ANYONE misuses this privilege, I will disable it again. Probably for good. Sorry to be so harsh, but I hate pointless flaming. So if I see a review which says something like "Yoo suk, n00b! 774bbfgb3799! fhhrbsvvjj!", I will take action immediately. However, constructive, reasoned criticisms are welcome.

FF.net friends: TayteFFN, DasNewFie

I owe much to Toki Kishitani, my first ever reviewer. Here's to you, giving me the confidence to do all I have done! I also owe a lot to JPElles, who gave a lot of good ideas and edits over the years. TayteFFN, who stays in regular contact, who is a great source of inspiration and supportive advice. DasNewFie, who was inspired by my work, and wrote one of the best pieces of tragic fiction I've read in a long time.
Hats off to all of you!

Current Status (24/10/2009): Right. New academic year, and I find myself looking back on my old work and finding it rather... lacklustre. I've gotten a bit of professional experience since I last wrote here, so i want to apply that to what I did before. So, to sate both that and my desire to write more, I have decided to go back and rewrite all my old submissions. Watch out for future updates!