"Oh sir, I saw it! Some angry member of the kitchen staff. Did you not tip them? Oh, appears they ran that way, it was a run by fruiting."

"Don't worry about avoiding temptation, as you get older, it will aviod you."

"Why don't you go down and get dressed? You'll feel better."

"You gotta feel depressed looking like that."

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1. Arsenic reviews

This is a spoof off of Amelie. Only it's about a girl named Arsenic, who does strange things and bad things.

Amelie - Fiction Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 9-22-06 - Published: 9-22-06

2. Masked Feelings » reviews

Jack never died. She and Riddick are called to meet with an old friend and take a seemingly normal slave back home. What they don't know is that this child's home is a place they never wanted to return.

Pitch Black / Riddick - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,317 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 7-19-05 - Published: 6-1-05