Ummm Hi.

I'm a High School student obsessed with almost everything BROADWAY!

Personal Disclaimer: I know I'm young and lack adequate writing skills, so please refrain yourself from unnecessarily crude reviews. However, stern criticisms are welcomed with open-arms.

I have no job and am an aspiring jazz or rock musician. (Haven't decided)

OK that's all you can know or the monkey assasins are gonna come and turn me in to the government.

Favorite Quotes

COLLINS "I think it's only fair to tell you. You just paid for the funeral of the person who killed your dog."
BENNY "I know. I always hated that dog ." ~RENT~

"Your whole life is gonna change and all because of me." ~WICKED~

"Oh just wear the frock...it's pretty!" ~WICKED~

"Well we can't all come and go by bubble."
~WICKED~

"I'll say this about you Egyptians, your thread count is AMAZING"
~Aida in AIDA~

"Radames! This is my bedchamber. You can't just... you know you shouldn't...
Aida, leave."
~Amneris in AIDA~

RADAMES
It doesn't matter. Because I know now that you were right.
(AIDA gives him a disconcerting look.)
What?

AIDA
I'm shocked. Even in enlightened Nubia, one never hears a man admit he's
wrong.
~AIDA~

AMNERIS
Radames! You barge into my bedchamber, waging a full-frontal attack, so to
speak... and now you're stalling. Why?

RADAMES
I'm sorry, I didn't realize...

AMNERIS
There's a buck-naked princess lounging in her bed, calling your name. What
exactly didn't you realize? Before our wedding night, pack up some of that
dried monkey meat and have the royal cartographer draw you a map of the
female body, Captain. Maybe then you'll be more inclined to come explore.
~AIDA~

"Uncle Scar, when I'm king of Pride Rock what'll that make you?"
"A monkey's uncle."
~The Lion King~

"Roman Red. A whole field of waky weidus! I need papyrus, rolling papyrus. PAPER! I need PAPER!" ~History of the World Part One.~

"Send a wire to the govenor. Tell him I said ~gets hit on the head with a shovel~ OWW!"
"Tell him you said OWW! Right." ~Blazing Saddles~

"What in the wide-wide-wide world of sports is going here?" ~Blazing Saddles~

"She's gone from SUCK to BLOW!" ~Spaceballs~

"A brief, shining moment...and then that mouth." ~Miss Congeniality.~

"And we'll be right back with our final five lesbians...contestants." ~Miss Congeniality~