| Riza A. |
Author has written 18 stories for Inuyasha, Twilight, Hellsing, Ouran High School Host Club, and Naruto. :Riza, the bashful fangirl.: Pleasure to meet you. I’m suspecting, seeing as you are viewing my profile (which was originally written for my LJ, but since I'm lazy I also posted here), that you want to know a little bit about me. Luckily I’m a “please ‘em while you got ‘em” type of girl, so you should find what you were looking for. What’s that? You’re here by accident? Stick around. I don’t bite. And when I do, it’s only because you provoked me. My real name is Elizabeth. I don’t really have a problem with it, actually. It a nice, strong name, and you can squeeze a lot of nicknames out of it as well. But Irreverence nicknamed me Riza, and it kind of stuck. And now I’m used to it, so I think I’d prefer going by that if you’d be so kind. Ookamionna was my first name in the world of the internet. I still like it, but Riza is more or less what I go by now. I like humor. It’s the spice of life. Funny people make me happy, sarcastic humor makes me giggle, dry humor makes me smile, and sick humor makes me laugh. But underneath that thin veneer of laughter lurks the crazy, twisted writer that speaks to you now. Don’t worry though, I keep her on a tight leash. I am a seventeen-year-old white female (half Polish, and the other half is like...German/French/English craziness. Seriously). I’m quite average in the looks department, and the glasses that I am forced to wear don’t really help matters much. My hair is brown, my eyes are green, my teeth are as straight as they’re ever going to be, and I frankly don’t give a shit about my appearance on most days. (Weddings, funerals, and graduations are the exception.) I have an affinity for flowy, layered, lacey clothing though. It’s a weakness. Write it down and save it for later. I’m sure you can blackmail me with it somehow. My little joy in life is writing. Writing fanfiction, in particular. Naruto fanfiction, to be doubly particular. I’m a fangirl, and sometimes it gets the best of me, but I try not to be annoyingly squeal-like, or nasty about other fangirl/boy preferences. I’m pretty much down with anything when it comes to fanfiction. I have a master fic list on my livejournal, if you'd like to take a look at it. Hopefully you won’t be too disappointed. I should let you know that I am not a supporter of George W. Bush, and I never will be. I don’t get very upset about most things, but if you try to tell me that Bush is a wonderful president and a solid, moralistic man, I will bite your head off with all the precision of a great white shark. Just to give you a fair warning. Oh! I've put my life on display at my Livejournal. Sadistic, curious, or just bored? Check it out. Click here to go to my Livejournal. :I love fictional, perfect, animated men. (And angst. I eat it for breakfast.): That’s right. As I said earlier, I’m a fangirl at heart. Inuyasha was my first fandom, and Sesshoumaru will always have a special, demonic part of my heart. But I’m also having a torrid love affair with Kakashi and Itachi, and Sesshoumaru is the jealous type so I don’t really write him anymore. That’s okay, though. Kagome was getting lonely. In other news, I recently dove into the Bleach fandom, and now I'm obsessed. Mainly with Urahara. I want his body hat so bad. The pairings that I love/write/breathe/eat/sex up are: Bleach Naruto I also appreciate Gaara/Sakura (because it’s cute), Kakashi/Iruka (because I wouldn’t be a Naruto fangirl otherwise), and the occasional good Naruto/Sasuke (or Sasuke/Naruto – I’m not picky) fic. But normally I just like Naruto/Sasuke because they’re like brothers. The bond they have is sweet and bitter and tender and strong and unbreakable, no matter what Sasuke may think. I also like Sakura. Yeah. That’s right, bitch. I like her. And Kimimaro. He jumps my bones. Every night. You know you’re jealous. Story Updates Linear Process: I apologize, but this drabble series will be on ‘vacation’ for a little bit – at least until I have enough inspiration to finish it. I already know how it will end, but for the life of me I can’t figure out how to fill in the rest. Give me a few more months, and I should have some more up (or whenever the fancy – finally – strikes). XXX Self Test: I’m occasionally working on the second half to this one, but don’t get whiney – I originally was thinking this would be a oneshot and was only toying with the idea of making it longer – apparently most people want a continuance. We’ll see what I pop out. | |||||||||||
1. Linear Process » reviewsRegardless of obstacles, life continues forward. An endless march of incomparable moments. A series of SesshoumaruKagome drabbles. [Major revision as of 6.15.2007 has resulted in the temporary removal of this story. I apologize for the inconvenience.]Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 143 - Updated: 6-30-07 - Published: 5-23-06 - Kagome & Sesshomaru2. Chapters: A Countdown of Scripted Time reviewsHis story, their story, is already written. All that he can do now, what he must do, is turn the pages. [Sasuke Itachi. Hints of ItachiSasuke]Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-14-07 - Sasuke U. & Itachi U. - Complete3. Sunspots » reviewsDark moments can pollute even the brightest of times. A collection of unconnected drabbles that focus on different characters and various pairings. Twisted? Me? No, not at all. Rated for my sanity. I'm not promising to keep these clean and sparkly.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12-10-06 - Published: 12-5-064. Sake Cup reviewsWhen Itachi first joins Akatsuki, there's an initiation ceremony of sorts. One that involves alcohol. Lots, and lots, of alcohol. Strange things are said when one is drunk. Pity Kisame. DRUNK!Itachi crack fic. [Hints of ItachiKisame]Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,469 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 12-10-06 - Itachi U. & Kisame H. - Complete5. Drowning reviewsItachi's plans have always been well executed, and this one was no different. Itachi may have formed the idea, but Sasuke struck the blow that left him drowning. [ItachiSasuke, but Sasuke centered.] [Warnings for a bit of foul language. And crazy.]Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-29-06 - Itachi U. & Sasuke U. - Complete6. Brilliance reviewsThey created the monster under the bed and all he has to do is play the part. When something is weak and sickly, it is destroyed: that is the way of nature. They are the sickness, and Itachi is the cure. [ItachiSasuke][Companion to 'After Effect'.]Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,980 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 11-14-06 - Itachi U. & Sasuke U. - Complete7. After Effect reviewsThe second time Tsukiyomi is used on him, Sasuke finds that acting is harder, and faces tend to change. A descent into madness goes unchecked. [Sasuke, Itachi, Naruto. Not romantic][Warning for graphically depicted content.]Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,402 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 11-9-06 - Itachi U. & Sasuke U. - Complete8. Spring Cleaning reviews“Sakura, you're not going to make me throw away my clothes, are you?” A Team 7 oneshot with lots of crazy cleaning goodness. And is that a hint of SasukeNaruto I see?Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-31-06 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete9. The March of Time reviewsSakura sees Naruto moving further and further away from her. Her thoughts and reflections on her ‘failure’ as a ninja, and her reaction when Kakashi finally brings Naruto and Sasuke home.[SakuraNarutoSasuke reflections]Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,548 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-26-06 - Sakura H. & Naruto U. - Complete10. A Lie of Necessity reviewsWhat use is love in a relationship like theirs? But, regardless, there would be payment where payment was due. [ItachiSakura]Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 10-16-06 - Itachi U. & Sakura H. - Complete11. Broken Illusion reviewsThe perverse illusion of family was only exacerbated by the family ‘relations’.KaoruxHaruhixHikaru with a little 'parental' supervision. Adult themes, nothing graphic.Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 10-13-06 - Hikaru H. & Haruhi F. - Complete12. Waiting for Everything and Nothing reviewsDeath, she decided, was cold. Waiting for everything and nothing at the same time was impossible, but she still did it.[InuyashaKagome with a hint of SesshoumaruKagome]Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-26-06 - Kagome & Inuyasha - Complete13. Heartbeat reviewsJust how did an injured Integra get out of the basement after being shot by her Uncle? And who could have possibly taken care of her wounds? [AlucardxYoung Integra]Hellsing - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-10-06 - Complete14. Self Test reviewsIntegra ponders over one of her father's diary entries. It warns of the danger of not becoming acquainted with Alucard's higher powers. She decided to take the advice and release Alucard's power restrictions. But do the means meet the end? [AlucardIntegraHellsing - Rated: T - English - Horror/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,547 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 9-9-0615. Haunt You Everyday reviewsShe can never escape that irresistible pull, and isn't even sure that she wants to. His ruby eyes can't even see her. AlucardIntegra. Mildly mature themes.Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-6-06 - Complete16. Rose Petal reviewsIn the heat of the day, the immortal and the human shall play. Drabble on the frustrating relationship between Bella and Edward. Slightly mature themes.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 333 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 7-5-06 - Complete17. Snow reviewsSnow will always melt, and the sun will shine free. KagomeSesshomaruInuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 153 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 7-4-06 - Kagome & Sesshomaru - Complete18. Merciful Death reviewsSometimes it’s those we least expect that show us mercy. A lie in the face of death is nothing.Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 5-9-06 - Kagome & Sesshomaru - Complete