R.I.P. Daddy's Little Cannibal: You will be missed!!

The basics: Well, my name is Krystina the Alien. I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request of my age. It's the internet, should anyone feel safe releasing that info? No. I love to read. Read read read. Especially the Twilight series, and the now finished Harry Potter series.

I also love band. Marching band, that is. I'm in the Color Guard. Well...I was. I'm graduating in June.

Yeah...that's pretty much it. I'm an alien (as previously stated) from the planet Germericaneesia (before you ask, my friends and I made it up, 'cause one of my friends was born in Germany, lives in America, and wishes she was in Japan. Kinda makes sense after a while).

If you want to chat, IM me. (just make sure to not sound like a crazy insane stalker, okay?)

Krystina: Raddest girl alive. Has a great sense of humor and she's freaking adorable. (I got that idea from Daddy's Little Cannibal...you need to read her stories. They are wicked good!)

AIM- KrystinaTheAlien

MSN- krystinathealien@hotmail.com

RANT:
You know what disgusts me more than anything in the world? Bible fanfiction. The Bible is a holy book, and anyone who writes about it, disgusts me. There are 'M' rated fics about the Bible. Seriously. I'm not claiming to be perfect, and yes, I know I mess up sometimes, so you can't hold that against me, but I just draw the line at writing fanfiction about the Bible. It's just disgusting! DISGUSTING /rant

My favorite SHIPS:

Edward/Bella
Jasper/Alice
Rosalie/Emmett
Esme/Carlisle
Harry/Ginny
Hermione/Draco
Ron/Luna
James/Lily
Anita/Jean-Claude
Nathaniel/Me (yes, I am that much of a fangirl)

Favorite Bands/Singers/Composers:
Tim McGraw
Faith Hill
All American Rejects
The Killers
Dixie Chicks
Alanis Morissette
Carrie Underwood
Fall Out Boy
Panic! at the Disco
Toby Keith
Mika
Simple Plan
Hanson
Colbie Caillat
Josh Turner
Taylor Swift
Danny Elfman
Gretchen Wilson
Hans Zimmer
Klaus Badelt
Key Poulan
Jeffree Star
Kill Hannah
Nickelback
Pat Benatar
Savage Garden
Saving Jane
Sarah Johns
Smash Mouth
The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
Sixpence None The Richer
Tokio Hotel
A Fine Frenzy
Cinema Bizarre

Favorite Books:
Eragon by Christopher Paolini
Eldest by Christopher Paolini
Brisingr by Christopher Paolini
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone by J.K. Rowling
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets by J.K. Rowling
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban by J.K. Rowling (personally my favorite)
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire by J.K. Rowling
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix by J.K. Rowling
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince by J.K. Rowling
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows by J.K. Rowling
Princess Diaries Series by Meg Cabot
The Vampire Armand by Anne Rice
Pandora by Anne Rice
Blood and Gold, or the Story of Marius by Anne Rice
Queen of the Damned by Anne Rice
All American Girl by Meg Cabot
How I Changed My Life by Todd Strasser
Series of Unfortunate Events by Lemony Snicket
Little House Series by Laura Ingalls Wilder
Uglies by Scott Westerfield
Pretties by Scott Westerfield
Specials by Scott Westerfield
Extras by Scott Westerfield
Maximum Ride series by James Patterson
Angels Watching Over Me by Lurlene McDaniel
Lifted Up By Angels by Lurlene McDaniel
Until Angels Close My Eyes by Lurlene McDaniel
the Dawn Rochelle novels by Lurlene McDaniel
The Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter novels by Laurell K. Hamilton
The Bar Code Tattoo by Suzanne Weyn
Elsewhere by Gabrielle Zevin
Tithe by Holly Black
A Thousand Splendid Suns by Khaled Hosseini
City of Bone by Cassandra Clare
City of Ashes by Cassandra Clare
City of Glass by Cassandra Clare

Favorite Quotes:
"If life is a highway, then death is the off-ramp"- Myself
"Happiness is like a butterfly, the more you chase it, the more it will evade you. But if you turn your attention to other things, it will come and softly rest on your shoulder."- David Thoreau
"Ladybugs, Katherine, lots and lots of ladybugs."- Frances Mayes (in Under the Tuscan Sun)
"Come out, come out, wherever you are..."- Lestat de Lioncourt (Queen of the Damned)
"You can live without being evil, because live is evil spelled backwards"- Unknown
"'And so the lion fell in love with the lamb.'
'What a stupid lamb...'
'What a sick, masochistic lion.'" Edward Cullen and Bella Swan (pg. 274, Twilight)
"My inner voice? My inner voice that would be saying, 'What the fk am I doing on a gay tour of Tuscany?'" -Frances Mayes (Under the Tuscan Sun)
"Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried to slam a revolving door." -Unknown
"Viva la vie boheme!" -The 'Bohemians' (Rent)
"Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have." -Hermione Granger
"Twitchy little ferret, aren't you, Malfoy?" -Hermione Granger
"What happens if you get scared to death twice?" -Unknown
"At my lemonade stand I gave the first glass away for free, then I'd charge 5 for a refill. It had the antidote..." -Unknown
"Nobody's perfect. I am nobody. Therefore, I am perfect." -Unknown
"We have enough youth. How about a fountain of smart?" -Unknown
"What would you attempt to do if you knew you could not fail?" -Dr. Robert Schuller
"I don't look for trouble, trouble usually finds me" -Harry Potter
"'I'll bring you Guilty Pleasures tomorrow -my friend
'God, that sounds sooo wrong!'"- my other friend (talking about Guilty Pleasures, Laurell K. Hamilton's book)
"A guy gave his girl 12 roses, 11 real, one fake. There was note, and it said, "When the last rose dies, that's when I'll stop loving you." -Unknown
"I want to die peacefully in my sleep like Grandpa, not yelling and screaming like everyone else in the car." -Unknown
Wouldn't it be hilarious if Sirius's middle name was Lee?
"You know, for pirates, we sure are an unimaginative lot at naming things. I once sailed with a man that had lost both his arms and part of his eye,"- Captain Jack Sparrow
"What'd you call him?"- Gibbs
"...Larry,"- Captain Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End
"Shoot him!"- Captain Chevelle
"Cut out his tongue!"- Ammand the Corsair
"Shoot him and cut out his tongue, then shoot his tongue!"- Captain Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End
"You like pain? Try wearing a corset." -Elizabeth Swann, Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl
"I don't feel as sorry for dyslexic people as I do as agnostic, dyslexic insomniacs. Why? Because they lay awake at night wondering if there is such a thing as a dog." -My band director.
"I wish I was your derivitive so I could be tangent to your curves." -My friend on pickup lines
"If 'ands' and 'buts' were candy and nuts, what a Merry Christmas we'd have." -My Chemistry teacher
"If an ugly third-grader can get it, you can get it." -My Chemistry teacher
"Well kiss a fat baby!" -My Chemistry teacher
"We were so poor, that for Christmas, we'd exchange glances." -My Chemistry teacher
"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes." - Anonymous
"Where in the nursery rhyme does say that Humpty Dumpty is an egg?" - Anonymous (by the way, Humpty Dumpty is actually based off of a cannon that was destroyed)
"A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read." - Anonymous
"Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling" - Anonymous
"Good friends ask why you're crying, BEST FRIENDS already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry" - Anonymous
(Talking about the song MMMBop) "It's so simple." - Taylor Hanson
"And still over the years, I run into people who can't say it right." - Isaac Hanson
"Like members of this band..." Taylor Hanson
"Well, it's not technically a word, so its hard to correct people on slang, or lingo, or whatever the heck that is." Zac Hanson
"You know, 'I told you so' has a brother, his name is 'Shut the hell up." - Bella Swan
"There are no straight men in the trenches" - Jace
"It's atheists. There are no atheists in the trenches!" - Simon

Favorite Movies:
Harry Potter 1,2,3,4&5
Queen of the Damned
Pirates of the Caribbean 1,2&3
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
The Nightmare Before Christmas
Corpse Bride
Cars
Aquamarine
Under the Tuscan Sun
Interview with the Vampire
My Big Fat Greek Wedding
Grease
Rent
Chicago
Phantom of the Opera
The Newsies
A Walk To Remember
Fantastic Four
Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer
Moulin Rouge
Enchanted
Howl's Moving Castle
Spirited Away
The Prince & Me
What A Girl Wants
Chasing Liberty
Almost any Disney movie ever made
Juno
A Knight's Tale
X-Men (all of them)
27 Dresses
P.S: I Love You
Jumper
Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street
Underworld
Underworld: Evolution
and a lot more...

Random Stuff:
-If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
-If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
-If your like Sharpies, penguins, cookies, close friends, MSN, AIM, and the internet, copy this to your profile.
-If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
-If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freaking Trix, copy this into your profile.
-If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck girl of Edward Anthony Cullen, copy this into your profile.
-If you truely believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.
-If you have ever sat one the computer for at least ten hours just reading fan-fictions, paste this into your profile.
-98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.
-92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.
-Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
-Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Vampiress19, edwards-gurl123, Production of Punk, Krystina the Alien
-If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile
-If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
-Instead of doing it yourself, you like to copy. If that describes you, paste this into your profile.
-If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile.
-If you've ever walked into a wall before copy this into your profile.
-If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile.
-If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.
-For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is when you are talking to someone about something you saw on TV, and someone else says the word "Pudding" (or any word, really), and you laugh for 20 minutes straight. Crazy is when you have a temporary brain fart and completely forget your last name for 5 minutes. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!
-If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
-If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile.
-If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
-There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
-If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
-98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.
-If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.
-If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.
-If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile
-If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro!
-If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile
-If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.
-If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.
-If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Edward's One True Love, oceaneyes85253, UrDadSaidICouldn'tUsetheDoor, Krystina the Alien.

More Random Stuff:
-Irony because his gravestone will say "The Boy Who Lived".
-Out of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
-Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Collin.
-They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.
-We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, damn, I'm gonna miss your dumb ass.
-It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?
-Life was so simple when boys had cooties
-If a turtle loses its shell, is it naked, or homeless?
-I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, idiot."
-If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
-You ran up a down escalator copy and paste this into your profile.
-I only have PMS on days that end with a Y.
-I'm going on a quest, to the deepest, darkest corners of my room, in search of what some would call a "floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me my friends, wish me luck, for I may not return alive.
-I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.
-You know you live in 2007 when...

1. You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.

7.As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

8. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.

9. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.

10. You were too busy to notice number five.

11. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.

12. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

13. Put this in your pro if you fell for it. You know you did.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

-Love Ya Lots!

Krystina the Alien