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Author has written 25 stories for Courage: The Cowardly Dog, Codename: Kids Next Door, Over the Hedge, Lilo & Stitch, Edgar Allan Poe, and Penguins of Madagascar. Name: Matthew Tyler Mayo Age: 20 Race: German/Hispanic Residence: San Antonio TX Born: 10/17/89 Status: Single... Sexual Preference: Homosexual, not "gay" the kind you see on t.v. Favorite Music: Heavy Death Metal, Old School Rock, Easy Listening, Country, Piano music, Symphonic music. Favorite Bands/Singers: Metallica, Pink Floyd, Mastodon, Iced Earth, Cannibal Corpse, Dying Fetus, Rigor Mortis, Deicide, Anthrax, Cattle Decapitation, Creed, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, Motorhead, Alan Jackson, Johnny Cash, Nile, Ahab, Napalm Death, Obituary, Death, Van Halen, Dwight Yoakom, Lynyrd Skynyrd, David Allan Coe, Jimmy Buffet, Hank Williams, Hank Williams Jr., System Of A Down, 3 Doors Down, Disturbed, Hatebreed, Korn, Pantera, Rage, Shadows Fall, Slayer, Pearl Jam, Black Sabbath, Pelican, Vader, Possessed, Fear Factory, Bolt Thrower, George Strait, Alice In Chains, Gary Hoey, Nirvana, Rolling Stones, The Who, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Tears For Fears, Staind, Suicidal Tendencies, R.E.M, Primus, Foo Fighters, Third Eye Blind, AC/DC, Merle Haggard, Waylon Jennings, Willie Nelson. I probably forgot some. Favorite Movies: War of the Worlds, Snuff, Bug, Cannibal Holocaust, Dead Alive, 8 Movies To Die For, Blood Feast, Children of the Corn series, Saw, SawII, Hostel, Dr. Giggles, Evil Dead, Evil Dead 2, Army of Darkness, The Hills Have Eyes, The Hills Have Eyes 2, Puppet Master series, The Omen series, Rosemary's Baby, The Abandoned, The Messengers, Faces of Death series, Beyond The Wall of Sleep, Dead Silence, Texas Chainsaw Massacre series, The Fog, Friday the 13th series, Nightmare on Elm St. series, Freddy vs. Jason, The Hitcher, One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest, Shaun of the Dead, Dawn of the Dead, Zombie movies in general, 50's-70's splatter films, Tremors series, Jaws Series, Godzilla movies, Joe Dirt, Tommy Boy, Black Sheep, Over the Hedge, Lilo & Stitch 1 & 2, Stitch! The Movie, Leroy & Stitch, The Secret Of NIMH, Watership Down, Once Upon A Forest, An American Tail 1 & 2, All Dogs Go To Heaven, Surf's Up, Ratatouille, other various Disney animated movies such as, The Great Mouse Detective, Lion King series, The Rescuers series, and other animated Disney animal films, Don Bluth films. Favorite Video Games: Final Fantasy VII, Red Dead Revolver, Metal Gear Solid series, Devil May Cry series, Gun, Manhunt, Manhunt 2, Solder of Fortune, True Crime, Evil Dead games, Jaws:Unleashed, Bully, Grand Theft Auto series, Sims 2, Resident Evil series, Cold Fear, Tekken series, Twisted Metal series, Team Fortress 2, Fallout 3, Dante's Inferno, Uncharted series, Far Cry 2 Favorite TV shows: Courage the Cowardly Dog, The Angry Beavers, Chip and Dale Rescue Rangers, Tailspin, Catdog, CSI, Law and Order, The Dukes of Hazzard, Walker Texas Ranger, House M.D, Starsky and Hutch, Stroker and Hoop, Ed Edd n' Eddy, The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, Spongebob Squarepants, Penguins of Madagascar, Loonatics Unleashed, Fosters Home for Imaginary Friends, Lilo & Stitch The Series, The Discovery Channel, Animal Planet, National Geographic, Travel Channel. Usual Attire: Dirty jeans with band t-shirt or plain black shirt. Appearance: Dark brown hair (short), Brown eyes, Glasses, skinny. Things That Anger Me: People who think that they're better than others and boast about it, Senseless killing of animals...we should respect them...just because we dominate them dosn't mean we should kill them like nothing, Posers and people who are only interested in things so they can be with the "in" crowd, iPods...I own a CD player and always will...I'm old fashioned like that, People who pretend to have problems so they can gain sympathy to others, Emo kids...they arn't the only ones with problems, People who bash a movie/story/picture/anything in general without giving a reason why, Narrow minded people...self-explanatory, People who constantly blame president Bush...even if he wasn't president you will still hate the president...is the president only there for people to blame their problems on?, Anti-War protesters...I'm not for war either but I know you can't just pull out of a war...people fight and kill eachother anyway...its all primal nerve, The KKK and other organized hate crime groups...they need to be destroyed, Teenagers...I'm talking about teenagers who make the stupid decisions...they're annoying, The Bush/Hitler comparison...if Bush were like Hitler as so many people claim half of America would already be dead, idiots. Favorite Authors/Poets: Jack London, Emily Dickinson, Robert Frost, Stephen King, H. P. Lovecraft, R.L. Stein, Farley Mowat, Edger Allan Poe, William Shakespere, Herman Melville, Nathanial Hawthorn, Ernest Hemingway. Favorite Books: The Great Gatsby, To Kill a Mockingbird, Of Mice and Men, Mrs. Frisby and the Rats of NIMH, Watership Down. Moby Dick, The Long Walk, White Fang, Call of the Wild, Masque of Red Death, Taming of the Shrew, The Tragedy of Macbeth, Beowulf, On Writing, Mein Kampf, The Necronomicon books, Forbidden Knowledge, Various Childrens books. Main Interest: Wolves, Sharks, Marine Biology, Dragons, The Unknown(I'm very curious), Photography, Natural Disasters,Writing, Poetry, Drawing, Practicing Guitar, History, Anything from the past(60's-90's), Dinosaurs, Animals. More about me: Things change, I try to write about stories that jump around in my mind but they always seem only 50 of what I intend them to be. Wish I had the time to improve, hope people like them anyway. Thank you and have a nice day. I've opened an account at FictionPress, if you wish to view some of my origional fiction and short stories please come by at http://www.fictionpress.com/~ornerytexan I havn't posted stuff yet but when I get time I will. | |||||||
1. What Makes a Penguin » reviewsPrivate's world comes crashing down when he learns that Skipper, Kowalski and Rico are being Court-Martialed for their past war crimes *rating will change*Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,169 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 7-6-10 - Published: 4-2-10 - Private2. Everyone Makes Mistakes reviews*Oneshot* After being betrayed by Jiggles, Kowalski begins to doubt himself. Contains Emo Kowalski and Julian/Kowalski fluffPenguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-24-10 - Kowalski & King Julien - Complete3. Courage And The Entombment Of The Machine » reviewsIt will bleed, it will sleep and it will breath, again it must awaken and repair the damage program...after all, it kept them breathing.Courage: The Cowardly Dog - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 12-15-07 - Published: 11-17-074. A Different Kind of Madness reviewsThe human mind is the most disturbing thing I know, but it can easily be damaged...sort of my life story kind of thing.Edgar Allan Poe - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-7-07 - Complete5. Jack » reviewsCaught during a food heist, RJ and the gang are plunged into something beyond anyones nightmare. Not for the feint of heart.Over the Hedge - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,531 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 4-1-07 - Published: 2-10-076. The Weed Hacker reviewsWhat really happened during the weed hacker incident, gore and violence, if easily disgusted I wouldn't recommend reading. improved versionOver the Hedge - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-10-07 - Complete7. Obscene reviewsDecided to give this one more shot, extreme slash. RJxHammy.Over the Hedge - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 2-6-07 - Complete8. She Was Asking For It » reviewsStitch couldn't control his madness, he knew it had to be done, he knew she had to die. Disturbing StitchxAngel, only sick minds apply.Lilo & Stitch - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,322 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 2-2-07 - Published: 1-26-07 - Complete9. Slaughtered Mangled Butchered Mauled Maimed reviewsStitch goes on a wide killing spree, lots of violence and gore.Lilo & Stitch - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 1-27-07 - Complete10. Now That You're Gone reviewsAn alternate ending if Stitch couldn't be saved, the greatist loss anyone could feel.Lilo & Stitch - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-20-06 - Complete11. Ohanaklok reviewsSilly crossover between Lilo & Stitch and Metalocolypse, when the newist experiment is activated, Lilo, Stitch and Dethklok must save him from the evil Dr. Hamsterviel.Lilo & Stitch - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,162 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-10-06 - Complete12. The One I Love » reviewsSequel to Shattered Remorse, Don't look to the past because it's gone, don't look to the future because it's not here, look ahead of you because the truth is now.Courage: The Cowardly Dog - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 11-12-06 - Published: 11-3-0613. Shattered Remorse » reviewsCourage has always been a fragil dog, but what happens when his delicate strings finally snap? COMPLETE.Courage: The Cowardly Dog - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,755 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 11-1-06 - Published: 3-16-06 - Complete14. Don't Deny Me reviewsIntro poem to my OC, Daemon, A.K.A Experiment 666Lilo & Stitch - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 75 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-29-06 - Complete15. I Died When I lied reviewsPoem about RJ's inner torment about his actions.Over the Hedge - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-21-06 - Complete16. Alone At the Landfill reviewsRJ always thought garbage was food, but he discovers a landfill and thinks differently.Over the Hedge - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 86 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-29-06 - Complete17. Silent Lucidity reviewsPoem about RJ's feelings to Hammy.Over the Hedge - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-22-06 - Complete18. Ignorance Is Death reviewsPoem about RJ finding a slaughter house and learning the darker side of humans.Over the Hedge - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 169 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-20-06 - Complete19. I Can't Help Myself reviewsStitch's thoughts about trying to tame the beast within him.Lilo & Stitch - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-6-06 - Complete20. No Sign Of Life reviewsAfter They Deserve To Die Stitch feels remorse for all he did.Lilo & Stitch - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-5-06 - Complete21. They Deserve To Die reviewsThe thoughts of Stitch's inner lust for pure destruction. Dark and violent.Lilo & Stitch - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 179 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 8-3-06 - Complete22. From The Heart reviewsSequel to Nothing Else Matters, RJ and Hammy's secret get wind of Verne and Ozzie, what will happen then?Over the Hedge - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-19-06 - Complete23. Nothing Else Matters reviewsRJxHammy. RJ cant sleep at night but stargazing with hammy changes everything. Rated for mature situations.Over the Hedge - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 7-10-06 - Complete24. The Thing That Should Not Be reviewsonce sealed away, now has rised again, now the KND, the Teenagers, and the Adults must band together to stop an ancient evil.Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 269 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-6-0625. Disposable Heroes reviewsWhen fighting a great cause their is always a great cost.Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 341 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-20-06 - Wallabee B./Numbuh 4 - Complete
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