funkmasterjo
Poll: TSUNADE'S HEIR pairing popularity poll! Not necessarily used to decide on final pairing. Poll refreshed to all and altered for simplicity. Naruto/? Vote Now!
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since: 05-16-05, id: 815333, Profile Updated: 12-21-12
country: Canada
Author has written 13 stories for Shaman King, Naruto, Legend of Zelda, Furi Kuri: FLCL, World Ends With You, Evangelion, Final Fantasy: Tactics, and One Piece.

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INFORMATION:

So, Naruto from Tsunade's Heir and the Heritage story was conceptualized with a white jacket. So my avatar is kind of a visualization to help. Think this, minus the hoodie and gloves.

The Heritage one would have red trim and be heavier, as well as longer (to maybe mid-thigh) as it is more of a utility coat as that Naruto has more of a focus on craftsmanship than battle or responsiveness.

Fic Status


I'll say this in general. Lately I've been updating my stories on a cycle. The lowest one next. I don't keep to it 100% of course. When something grabs me it grabs me. But generally the next focus is on the next lowest.


Personal Stats

Hello, excuse my high-on-life, cavalier attitude. I'm told it's genetic

Name: Joseph Lowe

Gender: Male

Currently: Graduated University Hell Yeah!!


Views on fanfiction:

It is very damn difficult to find good fanfiction lately. Is it the community? Do we just not put out enough quality fics? Am I being picky?

Well, rather, I think I've just read so many that there aren't that many good ones left unread. When I think about it like that I get kind of saddened...

Fanfiction should have enough of a twist to be at least a little refreshing for a fanfic reader to read. Fanfiction should strive for internal consistency if not consistency to source material. We should all be very f*cking proud of fanfiction.

Also, I have several fanfics up for adoption. Like half of them. Actually, if you want one then you can have it provided you can display a good writing skill. Except for Tsunade's Heir. That one's mine. And I will finish that thing no matter how long it damn well takes.


1. Naruto and his Uzumaki Heritage » reviews
Naruto plus Uzumaki Heritage. Because I had to do it. Let's make Uzumaki!Naruto an actual tag. I'm gonna be honest though, don't expect a lot of effort from me.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,520 - Reviews: 335 - Updated: 3-31-13 - Published: 7-3-11 - Naruto U.
2. I Just Want a Vacation » reviews
Post MM: Link, finished with his deeds in Termina, continues his search for Navi. Feeling exhausted from his perpetual string of quests he resolves to find his friend and bail out on responsibility for a while. And, predictably, that's when Zelda shows up
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 68,867 - Reviews: 237 - Updated: 2-9-13 - Published: 7-31-09 - Link
3. Tsunade's Heir » reviews
Tsunade adopts Naruto. What will life be like living with two medic nins and a mother who's playful fingerflicks could bash through trees? Now how about adding an infamous pervert and a philosophic demon to the mix?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 192,468 - Reviews: 2053 - Updated: 12-21-12 - Published: 8-2-06 - Naruto U.
4. One Piece OneShot reviews
The crew you all know and love, hanging out, talking shit. Catching up just a little bit more before careening off into the great abyss and their next adventure. Really, it's been 2 years. Don't they have plenty to say? A short friendship piece.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,110 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-24-12
5. Because Eva can crossover with anything » reviews
See title. We start with .hack/GU. Side-project.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,930 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 7-22-12 - Published: 8-8-11 - Shinji I.
6. FFTimeTravel » reviews
Someone told me to update my description. So I wrote an update for it concerning how someone told me to update it.
Final Fantasy: Tactics - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,757 - Reviews: 182 - Updated: 7-19-12 - Published: 12-3-11 - Ramza.B
7. Tsunade's Heir: Omake and Extra Files » reviews
Just as the title says. A collection of omake related to my story 'Tsunade's Heir' and other story-related items.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,185 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 4-3-12 - Published: 12-25-09 - Naruto U.
8. Naruto redone with crack and swear words » reviews
Working Title. Someone give me something better. Pretty much redoing the series Abridged style and with swearing. Bunch of scenes more than a straight storyline. Narutocentric.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,456 - Reviews: 56 - Updated: 7-22-11 - Published: 7-12-11 - Naruto U.
9. World Continues a Bit » reviews
Like the title says, just a trilogy of little friendship things. See Neku hang out with his friends. But just a bit.
World Ends With You - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,528 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 6-29-11 - Published: 4-8-11 - Neku S.
10. Two years, six months, and seven days reviews
Post anime. Naota's not cool, but at least he's tough. A pair of wanderers stumble upon a strange village where, despite the war and constant threat of invasion... nothing ever really happens in that town.
Furi Kuri: FLCL - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,258 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-14-11
11. Shippuden Complaint » reviews
Pretty much Hiatus. Up for adoption. AU after returning from failed Sasuke retrieval #1 post-Shippuden start. Something I work on, on the side. Naruto as more of a strategist/actual Hokage in training.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,870 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 2-11-11 - Published: 7-28-09 - Naruto U.
12. Hurricane Yoh: Second Stage » reviews
[YohxAnna] The sequel. Things become a touch more serious for Yoh as the shaman fight reopens once again, with the shadow of his greatest opponent looming overhead. But of course, the humor is still there. I couldn't get rid of it if I tried.
Shaman King - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,195 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 7-8-06 - Published: 6-1-06 - Yoh A. & Anna K. - Complete
13. Hurricane Yoh: First Stage! » reviews
[YohxAnna] Yoh is training, and gets sent in search of batteries by Anna! Mild funniness and insanity ensues.Along with extreme doses of Physics principles [boo!] being applied and Yoh going through what could be considered abusive training [nothing new]
Shaman King - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,534 - Reviews: 43 - Updated: 6-1-06 - Published: 10-14-05 - Yoh A. & Anna K. - Complete