- It's not as if I'm going to look in my angry bag and see that I've run out of angry. -

Location: Latitude - 41° 17' South, Longitude - 174° 47' East.
Last Seen: Hovering somewhere near the fridge.

Name: Same one I was born with.
Known Aliases: WOAT, Capii, Seralis' Slave.

Age: Plus however many years since my birthing.
Confirmed?: Data Unknown.

Data Input: Find Life History.

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- I’m an avid reader, and go through at least five-ten (I lie no!) books a month.

- I hate cheesecake because it’s called cheesecake, and who wants to eat a cake of cheese?

- I have a beauty spot on my toe that I’m immensely proud of.

- I take 30 minute showers every morning because I end up standing there thinking. Shower time is thinking time. Same goes with the bus. If anyone tries to talk to me I shush them.

- I don't get any motion sickness. I felt that it was important I put that out there.

- I will only set my alarm clock and get up on even numbers. This is probably why I'm always late. That and the snooze button. Love goes out to those extra minutes of sleep.

- Heels make me feel like a better version of myself.

- I have fingers of a pianist, but have no inclination to play the piano. Which means I'm tone-deaf...and crap. This goes for the flute, recorder, triangle, drums, xylophone...

- I cry often when reading books. And movies. And...your face. Oh, gay one.

- Soccer is love and so is chicken pastrami. And anything with that mouth-watering Aoli stuff - it just about kills me to deathe with its life-giving properties of the delish-ness.

- Elisa's 'Rainbow' pwns me.

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Shun the non-believer!

Shunnn.

Sssshunnnnnah.

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I also Believe I can fly...

I'LL EAT ALL YOUR BABIES a poém by me.

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WAIT A BLOODY MINUTE!

Bones collaboration with Seralis (Of whom I love with my very SOUL)- http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3349026/1/

Just one more thing that I feel compelled to paste here:

You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or My Space.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

I so did.

- Before you criticise someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticise them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes -

Shoes are useful, you know.