Me - petite, brown and brown. I come from a land where women glow and men plunder.

Eternal lurker, will never post my stuff as it was utter, utter rubbish. :D You don't need to tell me - I know it's crap!

Fandoms so far - Harry Potter, Labyrinth. I like well-written crossovers that combine the two, or either of them with something else. Buffy the Vampire Slayer is good.

Ships sailed - Leather & Libraries, Overworked & Underappreciated and the combo that produces my OT3. I don't care that it will never happen in canon - that's why I read fanfiction.

Pet hates - authors whose descriptiveness is obtained via incorrect thesaurus usage; authors who write racy scenes who have obviously never experienced said raciness; poorly written slash; unBetaed work that plainly NEEDS betaing; authors who can't handle polite/well-meaning concrit and so remove their stories; people who insult authors (usually unimaginatively) rather than reviewing the actual stories.