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Author has written 26 stories for Hellsing, Harry Potter, Danny Phantom, Final Fantasy VII, Naruto, Futurama, Transformers/Beast Wars, Transformers, Batman, Powerpuff Girls, Death Note, and Demashitaa! Powerpuff Girls Z. Mkay. New profile thing since I actually KNOW what I'm doing now... I'm a big procrastinator. But that's not entirely my fault that I havent updated a lot. My personal computer with half the unfinished stories on it is in a coma. Bleh. Anyhoo... NAME: Varies...Whatever it is, I always add the D. What does the D stand for? It's a mystery... AGE: 20 HEIGHT: 5' WEIGHT: None of your bee's nest STYLE: For clothing, I like casual, or metal. Like, Metalocalypse metal. I occasionally go for a classy look, when I'm in a classy mood, or drinking out of my flute glass. For writing, I prefer it dark, but with some humor. I put a little humor into everything I write, even if it's a tear-jerker tragedy. Hey, even Goths need a sense of humor, am I right? looks around Oh, you suck... FAVORITE FOOD/DRINK: I like Italian food, especially four-cheese ravioli and chicken tortellini. My favorite drink in the world is Red Bull. My favorite drink in the world NOT hazardous to my--or anyone else's--health is sparkling red grape juice. I drink both in my flute glass. FAVORITE CARTOON/ANIME: My favorite cartoons are Powerpuff Girls Metalocalypse and Invader Zim. My favorite animes are Hellsing and One Piece. I also like Powerpuff Girls Z because it's cute! FAVORITE MOTTO: Shit happens. Dont step in it. FAVORITE QUOTE: "Compare your lives to mine, then kill yourselves." FAVORITE JOKE: WORLD PEACE!! HAHAHAHAHA, isnt it funny? Okay, that's enough about those. In actuality, I am a yaoi fan. The Yaoi Princess, I am called among my subjects. My favorite pairings so far are Toki/Murderface, Zim/Dib or Zim/Sizz-Lorr, and the hetero pairings of Major/Seras of Hellsing and Bubbles/Him of Powerpuff Girls. Dont ask why, I just do. My favorite character of any series, movie, whatever is Herr Major of Hellsing. I dont really know how I got to love him...I just know I do. And EVERYONE who knows me knows it... And now, for some real-life seriousness: I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it. I do not believe in discrimination. And God does not hate gay people; he made them, too. | |||||||
1. Such Is Life: The Breed » reviewsSequel to Such Is Life: The Spark. Two years later, SAW has to deal with his decisions as the new Allspark, the arrival of Decepticons and Autobots alike, and his feelings of regret for his responsibility. Will it be too much for him? Angst ahoy.Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,701 - Reviews: 199 - Updated: 11-4-09 - Published: 9-18-07 - Sam W. & Barricade2. Raggedy Kare » reviewsReturning from space and vowing revenge on Powerpuff Girls Z, Kare attacks again, but He crosses the wrong side of a White Light sorceress, who binds Him in the form of a doll 'until a spark of White Light can be in His Dark', and Miyako is His caretaker!Demashitaa! Powerpuff Girls Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,998 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 10-19-09 - Published: 10-12-09 - Miyako G. & Kare3. Seven Days in Hell » reviewsAfter Buttercup loses a bet with Him that will forfeit her soul, Bubbles begs Him for another option. So instead, she becomes Him's pet for seven days in exchange for Buttercup's soul. Hibbles.Powerpuff Girls - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,684 - Reviews: 40 - Updated: 10-12-09 - Published: 10-3-09 - Bubbles & Him - Complete4. Bittersweet Memories reviewsFinal saga to "Bittersweet Sugar". The Professor is dying, and he thinks back on the adventures, the good, the bad, and the downright weird, that he had with his family. Angst ahoy.Powerpuff Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,421 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-8-09 - Professor Utonium - Complete5. Bittersweet Sugar » reviewsRead "Sugar" and "Sweet" first. Bubbles goes missing and Mojo Jojo decides to destroy Blossom and Buttercup once and for all. But after a life-changing accident and Bubble's surprising return, will he finally have his fight? Implied Him or Mojo/Bubbles.Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - General/Suspense - Chapters: 22 - Words: 45,312 - Reviews: 58 - Updated: 10-8-09 - Published: 9-24-09 - Bubbles & Mojo Jojo - Complete6. Sweet reviewsSequel to "Sugar" Two years after the events of "Sweet", Mojo finds a distraught Bubbles at his doorstep, and cant help but lend his sympathy once more. No real pairing. Oneshot.Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,318 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-23-09 - Bubbles & Mojo Jojo - Complete7. Sugar reviewsWhile out for an evening to himself, Mojo Jojo runs into Bubbles and discovers that the "innocent" Powerpuff isn't as innocent as he thought. No real pairing. Oneshot.Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - General/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,117 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-21-09 - Bubbles & Mojo Jojo - Complete8. Better Than Nothing reviewsRather than spend eternity in nothingness, Ryuk offers Light a way out--as his slave. But it's not as bad as Light had thought. Oneshot. No pairing.Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - General/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,506 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-7-09 - Light Y. & Ryuk9. Black Jack » reviewsSequel to "Plaything". Set in the near future, a new mysterious villain walks the streets of Gotham, catching the attention of the almost-retired Joker. But there's much, much more to Jackie than just another interest in the Joker's eyes--or Nightwing'sBatman - Rated: M - English - Crime/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,984 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 2-26-09 - Published: 9-18-0810. A Thought Upon A Drop of Blood » reviewsSequel to A Drop of Blood For Your Thoughts. The Major and Seras now face the world anew as the Kaiser and Kaiserin, with the threat of a new war on Hellsing. Captain Hans returns, and not all Nazi FREAKS are gone. Seras/Major.Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,131 - Reviews: 73 - Updated: 1-31-09 - Published: 5-30-08 - Seras & The Major11. The Dance reviewsSet after the end of the manga. The Major plans to invade Hellsing from the inside out at a masquerade ball, but he gets distracted by a lonely vampire girl. Major/Seras OneshotHellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,863 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-29-09 - Seras & The Major - Complete12. Replacement reviewsWhile watching their respective leaders get along just fine without them, Seras and Dok both exchange their feelings of being replaced. Integra/Major, hints of Seras/DokHellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,886 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-12-09 - Seras - Complete13. The Bet » reviewsThe Major and Integra hold a wager concerning Seras and their respective opinions of her nature. Who will win? Implied IxM, SxM.Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,645 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 1-10-09 - Published: 12-30-08 - Integra & The Major - Complete14. Human reviewsThe Major was human. He really was. But there was only one day out of the entire year that he actually FELT human. No pairing. Listened to "If I Closed My Eyes Forever" by Ozzy and Lita Ford while writing this.Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-4-09 - The Major - Complete15. Plaything » reviewsThe Joker holds a high-schooler named Dolly hostage, with the threat to kill her in three days. But this girl has more problems than even he anticipated......to his delight. No romance, but close. COMPLETEBatman - Rated: M - English - Angst/Crime - Chapters: 20 - Words: 49,132 - Reviews: 133 - Updated: 9-17-08 - Published: 8-6-08 - Complete16. How the War Was Lost » reviewsBefore Integra can kill the Major, the tide is turned and Seras is forced to endure life as a soldier of Millennium--and the Major's disturbing attentions. Strong lemon SxM; implied IxM.Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,160 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 7-21-08 - Seras & The Major - Complete17. A Drop of Blood For Your Thoughts » reviewsAlternate Storyline: The battle is over and the Major is dead. Seras, in an act of foreclosure for everything, drinks of his blood. But if blood is the currency of the soul, then Seras just recieved a huge, burdensome deposit...Major/SerasHellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 32 - Words: 61,262 - Reviews: 119 - Updated: 5-30-08 - Published: 2-15-08 - Seras & The Major - Complete18. Such is Life: The Spark » reviewsSamFrenzy. First one I've seen, so far...The Decepticons decide that Sam should be humiliated, and Frenzy carries it out in the worst way. No one knew the repercussions of what that would cause...ManBot n' all that jazz...Primus, this title sucks...Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 44,458 - Reviews: 377 - Updated: 9-13-07 - Published: 8-19-07 - Sam Witwicky & Frenzy - Complete19. How Did It Come To THIS? » reviewsA series of events that probably should'nt have happened leads to a VERY awkward situation for Fry and Bender. How the HELL did it come to THIS? FryBender MPreg. I'm sick.Futurama - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,029 - Reviews: 124 - Updated: 8-17-07 - Published: 6-15-07 - Bender R. & Fry, P.20. Needed reviewsJiraiya finds a beaten and broken Naruto. Naruto finds what he always needed.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,665 - Reviews: 68 - Published: 4-22-07 - Jiraiya & Naruto U. - Complete21. The High Winds of Fate » reviewsDuring a visit to a particular village, Cid finds a little girl whom he takes in as his apprentice. NOT a CidVincent. Rated for Cid's mouth.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,908 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 4-19-07 - Published: 12-18-06 - Cid H. & Vincent V.22. Foreign Exchanges » reviewsAfter being accepted into the Foreign Exchange Program, Danny discovers he's being sent to of all places Wisconsin, and has to stay with who else Vlad Masters. Both get under each other's skin, both want the other to drop dead. But soon both develop a sDanny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,782 - Reviews: 210 - Updated: 4-19-07 - Published: 6-6-06 - Danny F. & Vlad M.23. Things I Never Did, Never Said reviewsSequel to Things I Never Said, Never Did in Rude's POV.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,599 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-5-06 - Rude & Reno - Complete24. Things I Never Said, Never Did reviewsA mission awry. Rude is dead. Reno contemplates everything he took for granted about thier relationship. Long oneshot.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,013 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 11-30-06 - Reno & Rude - Complete25. Daddy » reviewsAfter a hex-casting vampire turns Seras into an infant again, Alucard & Co. have to wait out her growth back to normal. During which, Alucard learns the blessings (and curses) of parenthood. Rating for Alucard's language.Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,071 - Reviews: 175 - Updated: 11-30-06 - Published: 5-23-0526. Bloody Seduction » reviewsOver the summer, Harry gets turned into a vampire. He is allowed to go back to school to finish up his last year. There, Harry begins to become attracted to Malfoy, and tries to use his seduction powersas well as goodold fashioned flirtingto get him.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 24 - Words: 44,512 - Reviews: 789 - Updated: 7-11-05 - Published: 5-27-05 - Harry P. & Draco M.
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