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Herr Chef D.
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since: 05-19-05, id: 816985, Profile Updated: 10-11-09
country: United States
Author has written 26 stories for Hellsing, Harry Potter, Danny Phantom, Final Fantasy VII, Naruto, Futurama, Transformers/Beast Wars, Transformers, Batman, Powerpuff Girls, Death Note, and Demashitaa! Powerpuff Girls Z.

Mkay. New profile thing since I actually KNOW what I'm doing now...

I'm a big procrastinator. But that's not entirely my fault that I havent updated a lot. My personal computer with half the unfinished stories on it is in a coma. Bleh. Anyhoo...

NAME: Varies...Whatever it is, I always add the D. What does the D stand for? It's a mystery...

AGE: 20

HEIGHT: 5'

WEIGHT: None of your bee's nest

STYLE: For clothing, I like casual, or metal. Like, Metalocalypse metal. I occasionally go for a classy look, when I'm in a classy mood, or drinking out of my flute glass. For writing, I prefer it dark, but with some humor. I put a little humor into everything I write, even if it's a tear-jerker tragedy. Hey, even Goths need a sense of humor, am I right? looks around Oh, you suck...

FAVORITE FOOD/DRINK: I like Italian food, especially four-cheese ravioli and chicken tortellini. My favorite drink in the world is Red Bull. My favorite drink in the world NOT hazardous to my--or anyone else's--health is sparkling red grape juice. I drink both in my flute glass.

FAVORITE CARTOON/ANIME: My favorite cartoons are Powerpuff Girls Metalocalypse and Invader Zim. My favorite animes are Hellsing and One Piece. I also like Powerpuff Girls Z because it's cute!

FAVORITE MOTTO: Shit happens. Dont step in it.

FAVORITE QUOTE: "Compare your lives to mine, then kill yourselves."

FAVORITE JOKE: WORLD PEACE!! HAHAHAHAHA, isnt it funny?

Okay, that's enough about those. In actuality, I am a yaoi fan. The Yaoi Princess, I am called among my subjects. My favorite pairings so far are Toki/Murderface, Zim/Dib or Zim/Sizz-Lorr, and the hetero pairings of Major/Seras of Hellsing and Bubbles/Him of Powerpuff Girls. Dont ask why, I just do.

My favorite character of any series, movie, whatever is Herr Major of Hellsing. I dont really know how I got to love him...I just know I do. And EVERYONE who knows me knows it...

And now, for some real-life seriousness:

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

I do not believe in discrimination. And God does not hate gay people; he made them, too.

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1. Such Is Life: The Breed » reviews
Sequel to Such Is Life: The Spark. Two years later, SAW has to deal with his decisions as the new Allspark, the arrival of Decepticons and Autobots alike, and his feelings of regret for his responsibility. Will it be too much for him? Angst ahoy.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,701 - Reviews: 199 - Updated: 11-4-09 - Published: 9-18-07 - Sam W. & Barricade
2. Raggedy Kare » reviews
Returning from space and vowing revenge on Powerpuff Girls Z, Kare attacks again, but He crosses the wrong side of a White Light sorceress, who binds Him in the form of a doll 'until a spark of White Light can be in His Dark', and Miyako is His caretaker!
Demashitaa! Powerpuff Girls Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,998 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 10-19-09 - Published: 10-12-09 - Miyako G. & Kare
3. Seven Days in Hell » reviews
After Buttercup loses a bet with Him that will forfeit her soul, Bubbles begs Him for another option. So instead, she becomes Him's pet for seven days in exchange for Buttercup's soul. Hibbles.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,684 - Reviews: 40 - Updated: 10-12-09 - Published: 10-3-09 - Bubbles & Him - Complete
4. Bittersweet Memories reviews
Final saga to "Bittersweet Sugar". The Professor is dying, and he thinks back on the adventures, the good, the bad, and the downright weird, that he had with his family. Angst ahoy.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,421 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-8-09 - Professor Utonium - Complete
5. Bittersweet Sugar » reviews
Read "Sugar" and "Sweet" first. Bubbles goes missing and Mojo Jojo decides to destroy Blossom and Buttercup once and for all. But after a life-changing accident and Bubble's surprising return, will he finally have his fight? Implied Him or Mojo/Bubbles.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - General/Suspense - Chapters: 22 - Words: 45,312 - Reviews: 58 - Updated: 10-8-09 - Published: 9-24-09 - Bubbles & Mojo Jojo - Complete
6. Sweet reviews
Sequel to "Sugar" Two years after the events of "Sweet", Mojo finds a distraught Bubbles at his doorstep, and cant help but lend his sympathy once more. No real pairing. Oneshot.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,318 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-23-09 - Bubbles & Mojo Jojo - Complete
7. Sugar reviews
While out for an evening to himself, Mojo Jojo runs into Bubbles and discovers that the "innocent" Powerpuff isn't as innocent as he thought. No real pairing. Oneshot.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - General/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,117 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-21-09 - Bubbles & Mojo Jojo - Complete
8. Better Than Nothing reviews
Rather than spend eternity in nothingness, Ryuk offers Light a way out--as his slave. But it's not as bad as Light had thought. Oneshot. No pairing.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - General/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,506 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-7-09 - Light Y. & Ryuk
9. Black Jack » reviews
Sequel to "Plaything". Set in the near future, a new mysterious villain walks the streets of Gotham, catching the attention of the almost-retired Joker. But there's much, much more to Jackie than just another interest in the Joker's eyes--or Nightwing's
Batman - Rated: M - English - Crime/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,984 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 2-26-09 - Published: 9-18-08
10. A Thought Upon A Drop of Blood » reviews
Sequel to A Drop of Blood For Your Thoughts. The Major and Seras now face the world anew as the Kaiser and Kaiserin, with the threat of a new war on Hellsing. Captain Hans returns, and not all Nazi FREAKS are gone. Seras/Major.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,131 - Reviews: 73 - Updated: 1-31-09 - Published: 5-30-08 - Seras & The Major
11. The Dance reviews
Set after the end of the manga. The Major plans to invade Hellsing from the inside out at a masquerade ball, but he gets distracted by a lonely vampire girl. Major/Seras Oneshot
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,863 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-29-09 - Seras & The Major - Complete
12. Replacement reviews
While watching their respective leaders get along just fine without them, Seras and Dok both exchange their feelings of being replaced. Integra/Major, hints of Seras/Dok
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,886 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-12-09 - Seras - Complete
13. The Bet » reviews
The Major and Integra hold a wager concerning Seras and their respective opinions of her nature. Who will win? Implied IxM, SxM.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,645 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 1-10-09 - Published: 12-30-08 - Integra & The Major - Complete
14. Human reviews
The Major was human. He really was. But there was only one day out of the entire year that he actually FELT human. No pairing. Listened to "If I Closed My Eyes Forever" by Ozzy and Lita Ford while writing this.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-4-09 - The Major - Complete
15. Plaything » reviews
The Joker holds a high-schooler named Dolly hostage, with the threat to kill her in three days. But this girl has more problems than even he anticipated......to his delight. No romance, but close. COMPLETE
Batman - Rated: M - English - Angst/Crime - Chapters: 20 - Words: 49,132 - Reviews: 133 - Updated: 9-17-08 - Published: 8-6-08 - Complete
16. How the War Was Lost » reviews
Before Integra can kill the Major, the tide is turned and Seras is forced to endure life as a soldier of Millennium--and the Major's disturbing attentions. Strong lemon SxM; implied IxM.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,160 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 7-21-08 - Seras & The Major - Complete
17. A Drop of Blood For Your Thoughts » reviews
Alternate Storyline: The battle is over and the Major is dead. Seras, in an act of foreclosure for everything, drinks of his blood. But if blood is the currency of the soul, then Seras just recieved a huge, burdensome deposit...Major/Seras
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 32 - Words: 61,262 - Reviews: 119 - Updated: 5-30-08 - Published: 2-15-08 - Seras & The Major - Complete
18. Such is Life: The Spark » reviews
SamFrenzy. First one I've seen, so far...The Decepticons decide that Sam should be humiliated, and Frenzy carries it out in the worst way. No one knew the repercussions of what that would cause...ManBot n' all that jazz...Primus, this title sucks...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 44,458 - Reviews: 377 - Updated: 9-13-07 - Published: 8-19-07 - Sam Witwicky & Frenzy - Complete
19. How Did It Come To THIS? » reviews
A series of events that probably should'nt have happened leads to a VERY awkward situation for Fry and Bender. How the HELL did it come to THIS? FryBender MPreg. I'm sick.
Futurama - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,029 - Reviews: 124 - Updated: 8-17-07 - Published: 6-15-07 - Bender R. & Fry, P.
20. Needed reviews
Jiraiya finds a beaten and broken Naruto. Naruto finds what he always needed.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,665 - Reviews: 68 - Published: 4-22-07 - Jiraiya & Naruto U. - Complete
21. The High Winds of Fate » reviews
During a visit to a particular village, Cid finds a little girl whom he takes in as his apprentice. NOT a CidVincent. Rated for Cid's mouth.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,908 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 4-19-07 - Published: 12-18-06 - Cid H. & Vincent V.
22. Foreign Exchanges » reviews
After being accepted into the Foreign Exchange Program, Danny discovers he's being sent to of all places Wisconsin, and has to stay with who else Vlad Masters. Both get under each other's skin, both want the other to drop dead. But soon both develop a s
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,782 - Reviews: 210 - Updated: 4-19-07 - Published: 6-6-06 - Danny F. & Vlad M.
23. Things I Never Did, Never Said reviews
Sequel to Things I Never Said, Never Did in Rude's POV.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,599 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-5-06 - Rude & Reno - Complete
24. Things I Never Said, Never Did reviews
A mission awry. Rude is dead. Reno contemplates everything he took for granted about thier relationship. Long oneshot.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,013 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 11-30-06 - Reno & Rude - Complete
25. Daddy » reviews
After a hex-casting vampire turns Seras into an infant again, Alucard & Co. have to wait out her growth back to normal. During which, Alucard learns the blessings (and curses) of parenthood. Rating for Alucard's language.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,071 - Reviews: 175 - Updated: 11-30-06 - Published: 5-23-05
26. Bloody Seduction » reviews
Over the summer, Harry gets turned into a vampire. He is allowed to go back to school to finish up his last year. There, Harry begins to become attracted to Malfoy, and tries to use his seduction powersas well as goodold fashioned flirtingto get him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 24 - Words: 44,512 - Reviews: 789 - Updated: 7-11-05 - Published: 5-27-05 - Harry P. & Draco M.
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