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7LetterDirt

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since	: 05-20-05, id: 817478
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Author has written 7 stories for Harry Potter, and Fullmetal Alchemist.

I LIVE WITH MY TWO DOGS. ONE IS PLAGUED BY OBESITY, TOO GREAT TO RISE FROM HER WORN AND PRICKLY SPOT ON THE GRASS. MY HUSBAND'S LEGAL NAME IS LEONARDO, BUT IF YOU VALUE YOUR LIFE, YOU WILL NOT CALL HIM BY HIS NAME. YOU SEE, DEAR READER, WE CHOOSE NOT TO GO BY OUR TECHNICAL "NAMES". AH! YOU FIND THIS STRANGE, UNCANNY, OUT OF THIS WORLD?! ALLOW ME TO EXPLAIN, BECAUSE I KNOW YOU CARE SO MUCH: BEGINNING NOW (IT HAD BEGUN MOONS AGO, BUT THE NEWS IS NEW TO YOU, READER, SO I SHALL OVERLOOK THIS!), AS A TRIBUTE TO OUR MUTUAL CLOSENESS AND FOREVER-NESS, WE HENCEFORTH COMBINE OUR NAMES, AND SO WE ARE THE MIGHTY AND MAGNIFICANT ... leotard. EMPHASIS ON THE tard. AND DON'T YOU TELL ME TO GO TO HELL, MISSY! o..0..o

The Basics:

FMA-

- royai

- edwin

- royed

HP-

- sshg

- dmhg

- trhg / lvhg

No:

- mary sues

- OOC-ness

- high-school fics

-elricest/weasleycest

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1. Rhythm reviews
A poetic look at Ed’s social failings, Al’s limited patience, and Winry’s culinary prowess. Short, Cute, Fluffy EdWin.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,657 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-4-07 - Winry R. & Edward E. - Complete

2. Early To Rise reviews
Early to bed, Early to rise. Makes someone healthy, wealthy and wise. A short but sweet EdWin.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 3-29-07 - Edward E. & Winry R. - Complete

3. Light Hearted, A Series of Fortunate Events! » reviews
Substanceless, Plotless, Unadulterated Fluff! Not For Those Who Have Weak Enamel! Sugary Enough To Cause Diabetes In A Single Serving! Royai, with mentions of Ed and Crew. NOW 25 PERCENT SEXIER!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,303 - Reviews: 62 - Updated: 3-18-07 - Published: 1-14-07 - Riza H. & Roy M.

4. Shiola! reviews
My insides grow cold and I try to push him off, but he is a deadweight of cold skin and bloodless muscle. His laugh is a soft hiss of pleasure. HGLV.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 11-30-06 - Hermione G. & Voldemort - Complete

5. Achluophobia reviews
I attempted to make this first chapter a sort of snapshot in time through the eyes of Severus Snape. SSHG, rating for Snape's slight insanity and some mildly erotic content. Pt 1 of 3.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-17-06 - Severus S. & Hermione G.

6. And Yet reviews
A poetically disturbing tale of lust and murder. SSHG, rating for violence and sex and mutilation.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 5-25-06 - Severus S. & Hermione G. - Complete

7. Stolkholm Syndrome » reviews
Her green eyed boy is dead. Her family, her friends, they're gone too. She's the last of the Order, and she's all yours. HGDM, M for implied noncon, drinking and implied eating disorders. Read at your own risk.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,597 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 5-14-06 - Draco M. & Hermione G. - Complete

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