applesauce.the.brave

my name makes no sense but whatever i love it

ok umm... i'm canadian, bilingual, female and short.

and i'm a yaoi fangirl. yuri's cool too. except i hate mpreg, i mean wtf it makes no sense

♂♂ ♀♀ ♀♂

Favourites

(canadian spelling of favourites so don’t harass me and say "omg you're so stupid you spelled it wrong")

Books

(there are so many but i'll name a few)

harry potter (1-7)
the fionavar tapestry (trilogy)
lord of the rings (trilogy)
roald dahl books
chronicles of narnia
his dark materials (trilogy)
memoirs of a geisha
sisterhood of the traveling pants
the princess bride
the silverwing serise
the vampire chronicles
witch child
pirates
a great and terrible beauty (trilogy - waiting for the 3rd book)
pride and prejudice
jane eyre
and a bunch of other non-fiction books

Movies

ohh, thousands

Musicals (movies)

phantom of the opera
hairspray
moulin rouge
chicago
grease
wizard of oz
sound of music

fave quotes:

He forced Hermione to show Snape her teeth - she was doing her best to hide them with her hands, though this was difficult as they had now grown past her collar. Pansy Parkinson and the other Slytherin girls were doubled up with silent giggles, pointing at Hermione, from behind Snape's back.

Snape looked coldly at Hermione, then said, "I see no difference."
-harry potter, ahahaha i love snape!

"Er-well-ghosts are transparent-" he said
"Oh, very good," interrupted Snape, his lip curling. "Yes, it is easy to see that nearly six years of magical education have not been wasted on you, Potter. Ghosts are transparent."
-harry potter

charlie: ok guy you do know there is no actual candy mountain right?
purple uni: shunn the non-believer!
pink uni : shhhuuuuunnnnnnnnnn
purple uni: sssssshhhhhuuuunnnnnnnnnn-a
charlie: (rolls eyes) yeah
liopluradon: fdhshjsdhfdhs;jfdk
purple uni: it has spoken!
pink uni: it has tolds us the wayyyyy!
charlie: IT DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING! -...obviously form 'charlie the unicorn'. it's so funny i recomend it!

Maury, I am out of control. Yeah, I use drugs. I can do what I waunt, biatch! Yeah, I have sex, and I don't use protection! It's my hot body; I'll do what I waunt! I don't go to school and I kill people! What-evah! What-evah! I'll do what I waunt! - cartman, south park

Harry gaped at him. He had not expected this and was not sure he wanted to hear it. Friends they might be, but if Ron started calling Lavender "Lav-Lav," he would have to put his foot down.
-harry potter

Joe Pancake? -Johnny Depp

Chuckey cheese is a giant sewer rat who made it big -me

When I'm scared I think of vampires and I calm down, is that weird? -me... this is actualy true

one. two. four. -kt

what? i dont know. -me. i wrote that on a math quiz

Maintenent! ‘maintenent?’ ya maintenent! thats french for hurry it up yo– i heard it on a radio show

oohh jesus christ! -mr slave, south park

Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away! -Dennis, Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"Harry!" said Fred, elbowing Percy out of the way and bowing deeply. "Simply splendid to see you, old boy-"
"Marvelous," said George, pushing Fred aside and seizing Harry's hand in turn. "Absolutely spiffing." Percy scowled.
"That's enough, now," said Mrs. Weasley.
"Mum!" said Fred as though he'd only just spotted her and seized her hand too. "How really corking to see you-"
-harry potter, oh percy i love thee

What exactly is so good about Toucan Sam? He's giving his nephews cavities with that cereal! And he’s not a good uncle! He puts the kids through so many bad things...where ARE THE PARENTS? WHERE? HUN? - Gargs -my reaction- O.O... ok gargs calm...

'Queer things you do hear these days, to be sure,' said Sam.
'Ah,' said Ted, 'you do, if you listen. But I can hear fireside-tales and children's stories at home, if I want to.'
'No doubt you can,' retorted Sam, 'and I daresay there's more truth in some of them than you reckon.'
-lord of the rings

Dus-t. Dus-t. high in fat? low in fat? dust? dus-t? anybody? no? dust? anybody? no? dust? anybody? no? dust? anybody? no? dust? anybody? no? It's actualy very low in fat so you can have all the dust you like! -Marjorie (little britain)

Just because its pizza doesn’t mean its Italian! What do you think pizza hut is Italian? –Shani

All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
From the ashes a fire shall be woken,
A light from the shadows shall spring;
Renewed shall be blade that was broken,
The crownless again shall be king.
-lord ofthe rings

Mortals have not been our study. We have other business
-haha lord of the rings

Remember those Kool-Aid commercials? Where that big talking bowl of punch, he would come crashing through your f--king wall? You wouldn't even know and he'd be like PPFFFFFF "OH YEAH! OH YEAH! OH YEAH!" Right? And the little kids were all excited "Yes YES!" And then they would drink out of him after debris fell in his open, dumb head. He would pour himself "OH YEAH! OH YEAH!" Him and his crazy tights, I don't like that, I don't like when juice wears tights, it's a horrible combination a bowl of juice wearing tights. -dane cook