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Name:

Bond, James Bond... Okay I lied...It's Claire-Bear

Age:

-blinks- I can't count that high -shameful look-

Personality:

Pfft...Concieted, Self absorbed, Tomboy, Sports obsessed, Constantly spaced out, Competeitive, Constant talker,Artist, Dork, and a proud nerd, pervert, and a closet hopless romantic, and is extremely lazy,

Likes: The Color Green, Anime, Manga, Books, T.V., Laptops -drools-, Drawing, Writting, Reading, Softball, Basketball, Football, The Stealers, The Red Sox, Kung Fu, Ice Hockey, TheRed Devils, The Red Wings, Criss Angel, Sai Sici, Chouji, Kiba, Kenpachi-san ,Shunsui-sama,and more

Dislikes: Cuteness, Hugs, Kisses, Pink, and uh...yeah...girly girly stuff

Recent Music Obsession: P!ATD, The All American Rejects, The Veronicas

Recent Show Obsession: Criss Angel Mindfreak, SNL, Arrested Developement, My Name Is Earl, Girls Behaving Badly

Recent Movie Obsession(s): Superstar, Seven, Silence Of The Lambs, Chicago, Tommy Boy

Recent Book Obsession: Harry Potter

Recent Cartoon Obsession: X-Men Evolution, Avatar, Teen Titans

Recent Anime/Mangas Obsessions: Bleach,Naruto,Detective Conan, Kaito, Jing: King Of The Bandits, Yaiba,Death Note, One Piece, Peacemaker

Fave Bleach Division: Division 11 followed by Division 8

Fave Naruto Team: Team 8 followed by Team 10

Fave Manga/Anime: Pokemon ((First Seasons)), Bleach, Detective Conan, Naruto ((Jap.Anime/English&Jap.Manga)), Shaman King, One Piece, Evangelion, G Gundam, Gundam Wing, DBZ, DB, Zoids, Death Note, Samurai X, Kenshin, Trigun, Witch Hunter Robin, Paranoia Agent, Happy Lesson, Kino No Tabi, Princess Nine, Harlem Beat, Ravemaster, Rebound, Peacemaker, Cowboy Bebop, Madlax, Noir, FMP Fumoffu, Azumanga, Princess Yucie, Slayers, Last Exile,Chrono Crusade, Pilot Canidate, X1999, Yotsuba, BeyBlade,Excel Saga, Comic Party, Big O, Duel Parelle Unerverse, Digi Charact, Flame Of Recca, Fruits Basket, .//Hack, Hamtaro, Gunslinger Girl, Hellsing, Read or Die,Tenchi Muyo, Tenchi in Tokyo, Ranma,Lain, Smurai Seven, Ninja Scroll, and more

Fave Characters:

Naruto:

Chouji, Kiba, Akamaru, Zabuza-san, Neji, TenTen,Asuma, Gai, Kurenai, Itachi, Kisame, Tayuya, Naruto, Ino, Shikamaru, Shino, Hinata, Hinabi, Hana, Hiashi, Chomaru, Shikaku, Inoshi, Genma, Izumo, Kotetsu, Iruka, Zaku, Dosu, Kin, Ibiki, Aoba, Raidou,Hayate, Shizune, Jaraiya, Lee, Obito, Rin, Kakashi,Anko, Shibi Aburambe, The WholeAkatsuki, Ebisuand more

Bleach:

Kenpachi-sama, Yachiru, Shunsui Kyōraku ((I love him what can I say?)),Ise Nanao ((She puts up with her captain's flirting and lazyiness sohow can she not be cool?)), Soi Fong ((Total Tomboy-kickass)), Kaname Tosen ((I love meh blind guy)), Hisagi ((Oh yeah hes got style...I luvs Hisagi)), Izuru Kira, Chad, Honataru, Tatsuki, Renji, Ichigo, Rukia, Kon, Omeada, Unohara Retsu, Isane Kotetsu ,Ikkaku ((Poor Guy...always bieng abused and forgotten)), Karin, Momo Hinamori ((-sniffs- Damnit she didn't deserve it...She trusted that damn bastard -cries-)), Kuchiki Byakuya, Sajin Komamura, Tetsuzaemon Iba, Ishida, Orohime, Hitsugaya, Matsumoto, Nemu, Jushiro Ukitake, Ururu Tsumugiya, Jinta Hanikari, Kaien Shiba ((-sniff- Why...did he have to go?)), Urahara, Yourichi, and more

One Piece:

Luffy, Tashigi, Zoro, Smoker, Ace, Hina, Nami, Sanji,and more

Couples:

Bleach:

Nanao/Kyoraku- I adore this pair...hense why it's my number one fave

Renji/Tatsuke- My numbah two fave...they just click...to me...even if they arent a canon pairing

Ichigo/Rukia- Yeah I'm a big fan of this pair

Urahara/Yoruichi- I love this pairing it's my fourth fave

Chad/Karin - Uh...yeah -blushes- I do favor this pairing

Ishida/Orohime- I admit...I jumped on the bandwagon of the ship loving for these two

Hinamori/Aizen - Yes I admit I liked this couple till I found out about a certain event and now I dont favor this pair so much...because Aizen is an asshole

Hinamori/Hitsugaya- Yes...I now except this pair. They are cute together

Hitsugaya/Matsumoto- Um -coughs- Yeah I liked this pair for a long time or at the start but now my fondness of it is dwidling away

Matsumoto/Gin-Eh why not...

Kenpachi/Yachiru- Yes I notice the oddness of it. But it is sorta cute ya' know? Parelle unerverse...so the age isn't such an obsticle...well..size is still an obsticle...Well in that cute cudly way they are adorable...maybe not to romancy...just...cute...fluffy...like a puff ball

Tatsufusa/Soi Fong- What can I say small character love...or crush...or whatever

Naruto:

Kiba/Hinata- I know I'm odd but I adore this pairing beyond belief

TenTen/Neji- I LOVE this couple

Ino/Shikamaru- Adore them...

Asuma/Kurenai- Meant to be I tell you

Kakashi/Anko- Hush...I adore this couple

Rin/Obito- To bad they both are deceased

Lee/Sakura- Cute...but no offsprings...because that wouldn't be to...uh...it would just be freaky

Naruto/Sakura- I have a soft spot for this pair

Itachi/Sakura- Evil...yet...I like this pair

Shino/Temari- Allright they never met...but I like the couple

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Harry Potter:

Fred/Angelina- I claim this as my first fave couple

Tonks/Lupin- Yes...I love this pair

Draco/Ginny- Long story on this one

Lee/Katie- I like it...even though it never probally would happen

Alicia/George- I love this pair as well

Lucius./Narcissa- Slytherin love...meh I love this pair to death...like a death eater...ha!

Bella/Rodolphus- Um...spooky but nice...love

Ted/Adromeda- I love this pair...if only people cared for it

Sirius/Hestia- No reason just like it

Sirius/Emmeline- Same as Hestia/Sirius

James/Lily- Come on...married...

Pokemon:

Ash/Misty: Yeah I have always been a fan of these two. Pokeshipping fan o

May/Drew: Contestshipping...is growing on me. I wuv these two

James/Jessy: Aw...the old rocketship...I love em

Brandon/May: It's allright I guess

--Quotes--

--Silence Of The Lambs--

Hannibal Lecter: First principles, Clarice. Read Marcus Aurelius. Of each particular thing ask: what is it in itself? What is its nature? What does he do, this man you seek?
Clarice Starling: He kills women...
Hannibal Lecter: No! That is incidental. What is the first and principal thing he does, what need does he serve by killing?
Clarice Starling: Anger, social resentment, sexual frustration...
Hannibal Lecter: No, he covets. That's his nature. And how do we begin to covet, Clarice? Do we seek out things to covet? Make an effort to answer.
Clarice Starling: No. We just...
Hannibal Lecter: No. Precisely. We begin by coveting what we see every day. Don't you feel eyes moving over your body, Clarice? And don't your eyes move over the things you want?

Hannibal Lecter: Plum Island Animal Disease Research Center. Sounds charming.
Clarice Starling: That's only part of the island. There's a very, very nice beach. Terns nest there. There's beautiful...
Hannibal Lecter: cuts her off Terns? If I help you, Clarice, it will be "turns" for us too. I tell you things, you tell me things. Not about this case, though. About yourself. Quid pro quo. Yes or no?
pause
Hannibal Lecter: Yes or no, Clarice? Poor little Catherine is waiting.
Clarice Starling: Go, doctor.

Ardelia Mapp: Is this Lecter's handwriting? "Clarice, doesn't this random scattering of sites seem desperately random - like the elaborations of a bad liar? Ta, Hannibal Lecter."
Clarice Starling: "Desperately random." What does he mean?
Ardelia Mapp: Not random at all, maybe. Like there's some pattern here...?
Clarice Starling: But there is no pattern or the computers would've nailed it. They're even found in random order.
Ardelia Mapp: Random because of the one girl. The one he weighted down.
Clarice Starling: Oh, Fredrica Bimmel, from... Belvedere, Ohio. First girl taken, third body found. Why?
Ardelia Mapp: 'Cause she didn't drift. He weighted her down.
Clarice Starling: What did Lecter say about..."First principles"?
Ardelia Mapp: Simplicity...
Clarice Starling: What does this guy do, he "covets". How do we first start to covet?
Ardelia Mapp: "We covet what we see -"
Clarice Starling: " - every day."
Ardelia Mapp: Hot damn, Clarice.
Clarice Starling: He knew her.

Clarice Starling: If you didn't kill him, then who did, sir?
Hannibal Lecter: Who can say. Best thing for him, really. His therapy was going nowhere.

Hannibal Lecter: A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

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Hannibal Lecter: on telephone I do wish we could chat longer, but... I'm having an old friend for dinner. Bye.
Clarice Starling: Dr. Lecter?... Dr. Lecter?... Dr. Lecter?... Dr. Lecter?...

Hannibal Lecter: shouts No!
normal voice
Hannibal Lecter: I will listen now. After your father's murder, you were orphaned. You were ten years old. You went to live with cousins on a sheep and horse ranch in Montana. And...?
Clarice Starling: tears begin forming in her eyes And one morning, I just ran away.
Hannibal Lecter: No "just", Clarice. What set you off? You started at what time?
Clarice Starling: Early, still dark.
Hannibal Lecter: Then something woke you, didn't it? Was it a dream? What was it?
Clarice Starling: I heard a strange noise.
Hannibal Lecter: What was it?
Clarice Starling: It was... screaming. Some kind of screaming, like a child's voice.
Hannibal Lecter: What did you do?
Clarice Starling: I went downstairs, outside. I crept up into the barn. I was so scared to look inside, but I had to.
Hannibal Lecter: And what did you see, Clarice? What did you see?
Clarice Starling: Lambs. The lambs were screaming.
Hannibal Lecter: They were slaughtering the spring lambs?
Clarice Starling: And they were screaming.
Hannibal Lecter: And you ran away?
Clarice Starling: No. First I tried to free them. I... I opened the gate to their pen, but they wouldn't run. They just stood there, confused. They wouldn't run.
Hannibal Lecter: But you could and you did, didn't you?
Clarice Starling: Yes. I took one lamb, and I ran away as fast as I could.
Hannibal Lecter: Where were you going, Clarice?
Clarice Starling: I don't know. I didn't have any food, any water and it was very cold, very cold. I thought, I thought if I could save just one, but... he was so heavy. So heavy. I didn't get more than a few miles when the sheriff's car picked me up. The rancher was so angry he sent me to live at the Lutheran orphanage in Bozeman. I never saw the ranch again.
Hannibal Lecter: What became of your lamb, Clarice?
Clarice Starling: They killed him.

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Hannibal Lecter: Tell me, Clarice - have the lambs stopped screaming?

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Hannibal Lecter: You still wake up sometimes, don't you? You wake up in the dark and hear the screaming of the lambs.
Clarice Starling: Yes.
Hannibal Lecter: And you think if you save poor Catherine, you could make them stop, don't you? You think if Catherine lives, you won't wake up in the dark ever again to that awful screaming of the lambs.
Clarice Starling: I don't know. I don't know.
Hannibal Lecter: Thank you, Clarice. Thank you.
Clarice Starling: Tell me his name, Doctor.
Hannibal Lecter: Dr. Chilton, I presume. I think you know each other.
Dr. Frederick Chilton: Okay. Let's go.
Clarice Starling: It's your turn, Doctor.
Dr. Frederick Chilton: Out!
Clarice Starling: Tell me his name!
Boyle: I'm sorry, ma'am. We've got orders. We have to put you on a plane. Come on, now.
Chilton and the guards start leading Clarice out
Hannibal Lecter: Brave Clarice. You will let me know when those lambs stop screaming, won't you?
Clarice Starling: Tell me his name, Doctor!
Hannibal Lecter: Clarice, your case file. Goodbye, Clarice.

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Dr. Frederick Chilton: I am going to show you why we insist on such precautions. On the evening of July 8th, 1981, he complained of chest pains and was taken to the dispensary. His mouthpiece and restraints were removed for an EKG. When the nurse leaned over him, he did this to her.
pulls out photo
Dr. Frederick Chilton: The doctors managed to reset her jaw more or less. Saved one of her eyes. His pulse never got above 85, even when he ate her tongue.

Hannibal Lecter: Why do you think he removes their skins, Agent Starling?
sarcastically
Hannibal Lecter: Enthrall me with your acumen.
Clarice Starling: It excites him. Most serial killers keep some sort of trophies from their victims.
Hannibal Lecter: I didn't.
Clarice Starling: No. No, you ate yours.

Hannibal Lecter: Fly, fly, fly, Clarice. Fly, fly, fly.

Clarice Starling: Did you do those drawings, Doctor?
Hannibal Lecter: Ah. That is the Duomo seen from the Belvedere. You know Florence?
Clarice Starling: All that detail just from memory?
Hannibal Lecter: Memory, Agent Starling, is what I have instead of a view.

--Physco--

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Norman Bates: Uh-uh, Mother-m-mother, uh, what is the phrase? She isn't quite herself today.

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Norman Bates: A boy's best friend is his mother.

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Norman Bates: Are you sure you wouldn't like to stay just a little while longer? Just for talk?

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Norman Bates: Hate the smell of dampness, don't you? It's such a, I don't know, creepy smell.

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Norman Bates: A hobby should pass the time, not fill it.

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Norman Bates: I don't set a fancy table, but my kitchen's awful homey.

William Somerset: If you kill him, He wins.

Dr. Beardsley: He's experienced about as much pain and suffering as anyone I've encountered, give or take, and he still has Hell to look forward to.

-- Monty Python--

King of Swamp Castle: Listen, Alice...
Prince Herbert: Herbert.
King of Swamp Castle: Herbert...

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Minstrel: singing Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot. He was not afraid to die, oh brave Sir Robin. He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways, brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin. He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp, or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken. To have his kneecaps split, and his body burned away, and his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin. His head smashed in and heart cut out, and his liver removed, and his bowels unplugged, and his nostrils ripped and his bottom burned off and his penis...
Sir Robin: That's, uh, that's enough singing for now, lads... looks like there's dirty work afoot.

Minstrel: singing Brave Sir Robin ran away...
Sir Robin: No!
Minstrel: singing bravely ran away away...
Sir Robin: I didn't!
Minstrel: singing When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled. Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about, and valiantly, he chickened out. Bravely taking to his feet, he beat a very brave retreat. A brave retreat by brave Sir Robin.

French Soldier: I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

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Sir Lancelot: We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril.
Sir Galahad: I don't think I was.
Sir Lancelot: Yes, you were. You were in terrible peril.
Sir Galahad: Look, let me go back in there and face the peril.
Sir Lancelot: No, it's too perilous.
Sir Galahad: Look, it's my duty as a knight to sample as much peril as I can.
Sir Lancelot: No, we've got to find the Holy Grail. Come on.
Sir Galahad: Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril?
Sir Lancelot: No. It's unhealthy.
Sir Galahad: I bet you're gay.
Sir Lancelot: Am not.

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King Arthur: after Arthur's cut off both of the Black Knight's arms Look, you stupid Bastard. You've got no arms left.
Black Knight: Yes I have.
King Arthur: Look!
Black Knight: It's just a flesh wound.