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since: 05-23-05, id: 819091
country: United States
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Author has written 23 stories for Stargate: Atlantis, Stargate: SG-1, Gilmore Girls, Firefly, Misc. Movies, and Doctor Who.

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Leadership...

Hey. I am teh Stargate: Atlantis/ Sg-1 obsessor, hear me ROAR! I am also totally random. Y'know, just your regular geeky, abnormal, sci-fi obsessed girl with too much time on her hands. Yeah, that one.

I love: Stargate (duh!), Firefly/Serenity (I heart Simon!), Phantom of the Opera, House, Doctor Who, Christopher Eccleston, Dead Poets Society, Gilmore Girls, Harry Potter, LOTR, Babylon5, and Elijah Wood. Mmmm...those eyes! lol! Yeah, I could go on and on about his and David Hewlett's eyes. And Robert Sean Leonard...

Note: And as I now have an LJ (as I point to homepage button shamelessly) I have posted Time in a Bottle there. Thanks to the lovely reviewers :D (And go read my LiveJournal! lol)

Disclaimer: Sadly, I do not own anything pertaining to Stargate: Atlantis, Stargate: SG-1, Doctor Who, Phantom of the Opera (when I ever get around to posting those phics) or anything else I choose to write about. Except Jessalyn. She's all my creation. But other than that, it's something I cry over on a daily basis, so...

Check out my fictionpress profile...I've posted a couple things. http://www.fictionpress.com/~velvetsea

DragonCon 2006! Anybody go? Met Torri Higginson and Rachel Luttrel and got autographs! Squee!

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull copy this into your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

My Ships:

Stargate:Atlantis: Mckay/Weir (obvious much?) Sheppard/Teyla, Beckett/Cadman, occasionally Checkett (Beckett/Chair). And, after seeing HyperCaz's vid set to Rachel Luttrel's beautiful voice (Critical Mass), I can definitely see Teyla/Beckett.

Stargate:Sg-1: Sam/Jack, Daniel/Janet, Hammond/Janet.

Doctor Who: Ninth/Rose, Ninth/Jack sometimes, Ninth/Rose/Jack.

House: Uhh...going back and forth between my OTP, House/Wilson (only slash pairing ever, btw, besides Nine/Jack, but that doesn't really count.) and House/Cameron.

Phantom of the Opera: Erik/Christine. All the way. As far as I'm concerned, they're meant for each other.

Firefly: Simon/Kaylee, Zoe/Wash, Mal/Inara, River/Jayne, some River/Badger.

Speaking of ships, bear with me here, I am a HOPELESS romantic. In case you couldn't already tell...Or, rather, a hopeful hopeless romantic. Most of my fics will be shippy in some way, shape, or form, so if you like that sort of thing...Have fun! BTW: I hate Pete with every fiber of my being so I'm sorry to all you Pete/Sam lovers.

Notes...

1. I love Erik even without Gerry Butler playing him. He's mine, I tell you, mine! (lol)

2. For any and all who are interested, there's a McWeir forum over at www.central.mcweir.com. PY (PurpleYin) started it.

3. My muses Erik, Jessalyn, Annaleka, Elise,and Jeremy will come attack me at the randomest times, so if there's a Nine/Rose drabble that seems a bit rushed to be posted, or some McWeir vignette that seems horribly random, because that's my word, don't blame me...blame them. And, yes, I know that 3 out of the 5 names are ones that have been used already and don't seem "new" or "fresh" or "creative," but oh well.

4. Random is my word. I use it all the time, whether or not something is, in actuality, random. And I use a British accent. Sorry, it's just kinda my thing.


Quotes:

"I will try, but despite what you all may think, I'm not Superman!" -Rodney in "The Storm"

"And it's a damn good one, so take it or leave it!"-Elizabeth in "The Seige"

"I'm not crazy: I just have another consiousness in my brain!" Rodney in "Duet" Oh, yeah: That one rocked :-)

"Transporters are very small and get very hot. I'm more than happy to be in a transporter with Weir." --David Hewlett. Courtesy of HyperCaz, lucky person!

"I'll just put a bucket on my head and pretend to be the Vorlon god Booji!"

"That's it!"

"Fine, I'll go find a bucket." -Marcus and Ivonova in "Voices of Authority."

"I worship pudding: I have a bowl of it up on my mantle with a glass of wine,a dollar bill,and the Virgin Mary next to it!"-Lorelei in "Rory's Birthday Parties"

"Yeah, but she's our witch. So cut her the hell down." --Mal in "Safe."

"Love. You can learn all the math in the 'verse, but you take a boat in the air you don't love, she'll shake you off as sure as the turnin' of worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down, tell ya she's hurtin' 'fore she keens. Makes her a home." --Mal in the BDM. My all-time, favorite quote! Such a beautiful, beautifully-crafted line.

"Dammit Neil, the name's Nuwanda!" --Charlie "Nuwanda" Dalton, Dead Poets Society

"I went to the woods because I wanted to live deliberately. I wanted to live deep and suck out all the marrow of life. And put to rout all that was not life..And, when I came to die, discover that I had not lived." --Henry David Thoreau. (Featured in Dead Poets Society)

“Yes, Sheppard, the endless and unfailing sarcasm that accompanies your ever-so-faithful presence is my one true joy in my otherwise extremely stressful life. Do commence with the flow of your infamous and plentiful supply of words, I look forward to each pathetic mark of attempted wit with great anticipation.” --Rodney from atlantian's fic Stasis.

She saw the lights and stars of a thousand galaxies, the brightness of universes all around her. Past, present and future becoming nothing, just a stream of endless feeling and emotion, facts and figures, raw data in her mind that made sense when she wanted it to. An old voice echoing in her head, a voice from long ago." --Rose's thoughts from xxasktheangels's fic Perfect Stranger

"This haunted face holds no horror for me now/ It's in your soul, that the true distortion lies." --Christine in Phantom

I think you need a doctor."--Ninth Doctor in Parting of the Ways.

"She's probably wondering what four people could be doing inside a small, wooden box."--Capt. Jack in Boom Town.

"You think you're so impressive--"

"I am so impressive!" --Rose and The Doctor in End of the World

"...and yes, the accent is whispers rather if you'll pardon the word DROP DEAD SEXY! (yeah...I guess you could say I like it )"--Lauradorable over at mcweir central talking about how Christopher Eccleston says fantastic.

"Where's my dead person?" --My dad being overheard playing Oblivion. Actually a really good game.

Paige and me quotes:

"He's wearing leather pants!" --talking about Gerry Butler in Phantom

"Masquerade!"

"I'm not usually a 'ditzy-airy-would-you-like-coffee-with-that' type of girl, but for Leo DiCaprio, pretty much anything. Except die."

"Handcuffs? Jeez! As if on the floor wasn't kinky enough!" --At 12:42 (or so) at a Gerry-obsession movie marathon. See the 2nd Lara Croft: Tomb Raider to understand. That was not my fault, actually...Paige takes full blame.

"Christian? Wait...What if he was Muslim? Would he be named 'Muslim?' We'd just walk up to him and say, 'Hey, Muslim.'"--again at movie marathon, this time about a guy at our school. No offense is meant towards any person who is a part of the religion.

"And if Carlotta gets within 20 feet of me, I'll scream, 'Get away from me, you freak!' Piangi, too."

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1. Of Food and Smiles reviews
Write Rodney and Elizabeth’s reunion after No Man’s Land. The two have a short convo, with Woolsey along for the ride. : Written for the 2006 McWeir Ficathon
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-29-06 - Elizabeth W. & Rodney M. - Complete
2. Reaching Happiness reviews
Rose finds pure happiness at last. An AU for the first season. Yes, I know it's cliched, but I just couldn't help myself. : Just a oneshot.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-8-06 - Complete
3. The Pain of Knowledge reviews
Just a missing POV piece for No Man's Land. Obvious spoilers for that ep. Maybe some foreshadowing for McKay and Mrs. Miller. Some Angsty!Rodney that came just off the top of my head.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-16-06 - Rodney M. - Complete
4. Warmth reviews
Drabble set during Father's Day, perhaps my favorite ep. NinthRose ship, definitely.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-15-06 - Complete
5. Check Mate reviews
Drabble set anywhere during 1st season. NinthRose ship, not subtle this time.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-15-06 - Complete
6. Nobody Would Believe reviews
Drabble set during Aliens of London. NinthRose ship, if maybe a bit subtle.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-15-06 - Complete
7. Funny reviews
AU drabble set somewhere in 1st season. NinthRose ship, obviously.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-15-06 - Complete
8. Parting of the Ways Parody reviews
Okay, a 9thDr and Rose shippiness, that last ep of the first season, and some random annoying, evil twits, aka Daleks. This was done out of love and respect for the creators and actors of Dr. Who, so please don't think I don't love this show, cause I do.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,820 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-11-06 - Complete
9. Preparation reviews
Little Women. Laurie's thoughts before he goes to propose. LaurieJo. My first fic in this vein.
Misc. Movies - Rated: K - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 4-17-06 - Complete
10. Good Work reviews
Suspicion missing scene. How exactly did Liz know that Rodney was okay before John told her? Carson POV
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-20-06 - Carson B. & Elizabeth W. - Complete
11. Someday reviews
Angsty Rodney POV piece because I'm annoyed at TPTB this season.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 238 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-20-06 - Rodney M. - Complete
12. And So It Continues » reviews
Series of McWeir Little Things moments. Lost moments from season 2 starting with: The Hive.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,197 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 2-4-06 - Published: 1-16-06 - Rodney M. & Elizabeth W.
13. A Fateful Day » reviews
AtlantisFF xover in which the crews meet up, have a standoff, Rodney has a seizure, River goes crazy and John meets up with an old enemy. Rated for language and, well, Jayne.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - General/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-15-05
14. One Fine Night reviews
River has a little chat with Jayne. Rayne. Spoilers for BDM and Our Mrs. Reynolds, especially. Rated for, well...it is Jayne. My first attempt at FF, so please be nice. Oneshot
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 12-4-05 - River & Jayne - Complete
15. And So It Goes » reviews
Zelenka's POV on Rodney and Elizabeth. The title really has no signifigance to the story, just seemed appropriate. Please R&R....it's very much appreciated. And you know you want to. Will become a small POV series.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,253 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 10-23-05 - Published: 9-4-05 - Radek Z. & Elizabeth W.
16. Those Eyelashes reviews
Challenge for MW ficathon: Postepisode for Duet. Why did Elizabeth stay away from Rodney in the last scene and what happens after that? Must have a happy ending.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-18-05 - Elizabeth W. & Rodney M.
17. A Day In The Life reviews
Four requirements request for MW ficathon. Must include ice, feathers, a skateboard, four white mice. Pretty selfexplanatory.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,213 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-18-05 - Elizabeth W. & Rodney M.
18. What can be said? » reviews
[CHP.8 UP]As Rodney gets up the courage to tell Elizabeth how he really feels, the team is stranded offworld with the Wraith at their backs. Carson sees her distress and wonders at the truth. McWeircentric, Sheyla. Rating may go up in later chaps.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,106 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 9-21-05 - Published: 5-28-05 - Elizabeth W. & Rodney M.
19. Conversion Continued reviews
Tag for ep Conversion. We don't get to see what happens afterwards, so I made up my own version of what could of, or possibly did, happen. Rating may be unecessary but for some sexual stuff.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 9-10-05 - John S. & Teyla E.
20. Poker Night reviews
Fairly selfexplanantory. Poker night on Atlantis: what fun! Not neccessarily followup to Movie Night.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,335 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-26-05
21. Yes reviews
Just another postseason5 ficlet. LL obviously.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-6-05 - Lorelai G. & Luke D.
22. Movie Night reviews
Plot? What plot? General ramblings on love, movies, and coffee.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-23-05
23. The Wrench reviews
A random story involving our favorite team and the giant wrench. Mischief ensues when the wrench goes missing.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 270 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-19-05
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