Welcome. You've been forcibly sent to Adam Kadmon's profile page. Below you might find things. Things full of words. Some of the words might confuse you. So, I refer you to Mr. Kadmon's motto regarding all sloppily miscommunicated vagueness and/or angry disappointment relating to his stories.
"It's not that I don't care, it's just that I'm really lazy. Also, I don't care."
Now for irrelevant personal information
age: old enough to know better
race: Irish/Welsh/Cuban. No, really.
location: the basement
likes:
dislikes: kidney stones, seeing box sets for ridiculously low prices a month after I bought the whole series for full price, insomnia, like/dislike lists, FFN's lemon rules (what? smut can't unleash my imagination?), lemons, Shinji/Kaworu haters (it's canon, people), the fact that no one I've met "gets" Otaku no Video, writer's block, the perpetually growing list of OSTs I want, the unshakable knowledge that any live action Eva movie will suck, the hell that is other people, the hell that is being alone
currently squandering my free time on:
Filiation: the Second Impact becomes a very different kind of tragedy.
MazinEva!: since "crap" isn't a selectable genre yet for some reason, I suppose I'll file it under parody. Evangelion as a more traditional mecha drama. Meaning it totally destroys everything that made Eva unique and innovative. And enjoyable.
I Knew Him When: epilogue. Someday.
Theft: the most precious commodity in the Eva fandom is stolen, and the question remains: who did Shinji lose his virginity to? Undecided genre.
Moths' Wings: True Love Waits rewrite. Because I fucking felt like it. The biggest difference? A new name.
Omiel: could it be...? Mr. Kadmon is finally writing a fic dealing with his favorite pairing? Gasp.
Pistis Sophia: another gasp. Mr. Kadmon is writing a second fic about his favorite pairing? What are the odds? And by that, I mean the odds of me ever writing it.
Fast: trying to be creepy again.
No-Winged Angel: another parody, taking the "Shinji is a babe magnet" formula to the next logical level. That being "Shinji is a guy, Eva and Angel magnet." Shinji/entire cast.
Casualties: tinkering with a second chapter. Probably Rei-centric. Sorry, Hikari.
Seven and Two: pre-series shounen-ai madness!