| Kitty Harasser |
Author has written 6 stories for South Park, Naruto, and Hellsing. Age: Juniorific Sex: Female, like everyone else on this site. Well, the below text is years and years old. I don't want to delete it for the sake of nostalgia. Call me: Tenten (if you're an old friend), Tobi-senpai (if you are a respectful acquaintance) Helpful Link for Stagnant Deviant Acount: cYan-tEntacles i'm a perverted nerd. DRINK ME! I'M NOT HEALTHY! HURRAY FOR HET, YAOI, AND YES EVEN YURI! Everyone x Everyone Favorite shows: Invader Zim (I wish) , Naruto, Tenchi Muyo, Naruto, There are others...lets see... I love Naruto, like, past obsession. The previous list is old so that's why IZ is in the lead. Favorite Characters: Tenten: She is so pretty to me. I love her and she's my anime crush and/or obsession thing. :-( She used to be my nickname but since I like her, it'd be creepy to like myself, ne? I don't consider myself bisexual since its a small crush on a fictional character. I rarely get crushes, anyway. (yeah right) Neji: The boy is girly, period. I love men who are often mistaken for women by my peers and family. It freaks them out when I say "I love him" while drawing the guy. Yes, I doodle Narutard style. In Part I, I hated him. Not because of the Hinata thing, but because of his btching and stupid destiny thing. Little by little, he grew on me and I started to like him. Once Shippuuden hit, I was like HELL YESSSSS!! Half the bitch, thrice the looks! (plus crossdressing? whats not to love) Tobi: Another nickname of mine. ZetsuTobi! Konan- teeeheeh. It's George. Konan the Barbarian kicks a. Lee: Cute! Souji (Kaze Hikaru Character): Sexxi beast! Hated Characters: Sasuke- F--ing burn in HELL! Enough said, I don't want to get into a serious bash. SakuraShe annoys me in Part I and in Part II,--she's like the friggin' hulk and turning more like Tsunade by the day. I like neither personality. Her love for Sasuke despite all the bull he gives her conveys her serious denial. Other than that, I have nothing against her. I even included her in a fic and was all nice and stuff. Didn't really have to try. Baki- DIE! I hate him because he won't die! -gets killed by Baki fangirls- yeah, like there are any. PAIRING TIME: (As if you care) HETERO: NEJITEN!- they are my two faves, so having them together is more convenient. PEINKONAN- YESH! Deidara x George (lol) Akatsuki at Arby's by Kamden on DeviantART MINAKUSHI- Naruto parent love! So Canon! ASUMA x KURENAI- -cries why kishimoto-?! WHY?! DeiTen- Favorite crack pairing -smiles- NejiHina- I love incest! This was actually my first favorite Naruto pairing! NejiTen came a while later. SaiIno- Neither are my fav characters but I love them together just because it makes for some great comedy at Sai's expense. KisaTema- HAHA! Look at my stories for that one! SasuSaku- Killin' two birds with one stone. This way, they won't interfere with my own favs. -rabid fantard- I HATE: NEJISAKU!!...That's it. ...NaruHina pisses me off slightly for some reason but I guess its okay. YAOI- ItaNeji- Hell yesh. This girl named Neji X Itachi or whatever on this site converted me to it. SasuNaru- I hate Sasuke but I know that they're in love and if Naruto's happy, I'm happy. (I actually like "NaruSasu" but "SasuNaru" is more pleasing to the ear, I s'ppose.) Hizashi x Hiashi- big fan of TWINCEST in any way, shape, or form. KakuHida- Hmmm. Yummy. I recently got into it for, like, half a day during Winter Break. ItaKisa- CUTE! ANYTHING ELSE...'cept OroSasu-I dont know who to pity in that one and pairings with Shikamaru or Asuma (they're straight..until further notice) YURI- TENHINA- my friend is Hinata (who isn't) and I'm Tenten (to her) and so we're in love which transcends into my Naruto-crazed world. InoSaku- why not? At least they'll stop b--in' about Mr. Emo-queen. TemaTen- teeeee! I've read some and they're just too funny. Poor Tenten. NejiTen--hahahahaha! You saw that comin', ne? in all of my other fav manga, i don't look into the pairings much. Favorite Books: I'm illiterate. It's hard to explain how i'm writing fanfictions right now. j/k Howl's Moving Castle by Diana Wynne Jones! Favorite Comic Books: Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, I feel sick Manga: Kaze Hikaru, Beauty Pop, W Juliet, Ororon, DramaCon, Love Roma, DEATH NOTE, Naruto (where's tenten?!) Favorite everything: CHIHUAHUAS ARE MY LIFE!(I used to think) God bless! Naruto's consuming me. I also live for drawing and want to leave behind photoshopping and do pastels. wishful thinking Laugh at me and you die. I do not tolerate flames unless they have some trace of constructive criticism, which they seldom do. If you do flame me, you will end up itsy-bitsy pieces in dumpster! yeah, don't fuck with me. i have always had a 0 tolerance for fangirls or fantards that are in love with primary characters ( secondary characters are fine with me as long as you don't get out of hand) Thank you for reading all the shit that is not really helping you in anyway. (is it?) uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmnealpweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile If your profile is long and you just want to add this to make it longer paste this :) Lol. Thanks NejiTenfanforever lady for all this stuff. PROFILE UNDER CONSTRUCTION | |||||||||
1. Legal reviewsIt's March 9th, and oh my, our favorite weapons mistress has finally come of age. For what exactly? Just ask Neji...and the rest of Konoha...NejiTenNaruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-9-08 - Neji H. & Tenten - Complete2. Confessions in the Circus » reviewsIt was a shame. Neji wanted her but Lee had different plans for their third teammate. NejiTenNaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,398 - Reviews: 53 - Updated: 8-11-07 - Published: 3-2-07 - Neji H. & Tenten3. The Naming of Neji reviewsEver find yourself wondering about our favorite Hyuuga's colorful and unique name? Why don't you just ask his veeery proud parent? Despite his genius we find a near perfect son will never truly please his father.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-30-07 - Neji H.4. We Needed This reviewsKisame enjoys quality time with his wife, a heavily pregnant Sabaku no Temari. The first ever KisaTema.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 4-6-07 - Kisame H. & Temari - Complete5. Alucard in Stonerland! reviewsTired of the normal kickass actiony daring Hellsing? No? Too bad! The cast has landed themselves in a sugarcoated HELL! Made by my friend, Light.Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-5-07 - Complete6. Saving Kenny reviewsIn this story, I'm a cat. Me and my friends save Kenny from fangirls. Abolutly halarious. I'm really bad at writing summaries.South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,706 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-5-05