Author has written 8 stories for Beyblade, Naruto, Digimon, and Sailor Moon X-overs.

UPDATED 6-27-07

HEY! just came to say one thing...(tilts my head and smirks) I"m BBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCKKKKKK! yup yup. i'm back with a whole new story. d ont' get me wrong i'm goign to finish my others. i dont' like discontinues. (grins) anyway yeah. so since i am back SHOW ME SOME LOVE AND I'LL DO THE SAME XXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

K.F. - ok people here is my profile. that i am currently making. and yes i know i cant spell for shit so bare with me.

Name: Fuck you.

age: 17 (+/- 30000000 years)

hair: blue with crimson tips

sometimes it lookes like kai's, then tyson's or max's, even rei's. it basicly depends on how i feel.

eyes: hazel

race: humanoid bit-beast.

K.F. that is all until i think of more to put about myself.

and here are some of my fav. quots. please do enjoy.

K.F. – (speaking in a very fucked up old English teacher way) the fool is not the one who asks the question, it’s the one who refuses to ask them. this one is by yours truly

I don't suffer from insanity, i enjoy every minute of it Insanity is genetic, we inherit it from our children.

Heaven doesn't want me and Hell's afraid I’ll take over. So where the hell am I supposed to go?

I’d say go to hell. But all dogs go to heaven.

"What makes you think i need, want, or will accept your help?"

"One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor."

"Cry a river, build a bridge and get over it."

You were born, you were alive, and sadly to all of us your not dead yet.

"You have issues."

"Sometimes I wonder what it would be like inside your head."

"Why does a rose represent love when a rose always dies?"

"You look in the mirror and see what you saw. You take the saw and cut the table in half. You take the two halves and make a hole. Then you climb out through the hole."

"I think, therefore, I am... not related to you."

"The more you complain, the longer God makes you live."

"God gave you a gift of 86,400 seconds today. Have you used one to say 'thank you'?"

"When you look through plain glass, you see people, but if you cover it with silver, you stop seeing others and see only yourself."

"I married your mother because I wanted children, imagine my disappointment when you came along."

"It is white." - George W. Bush, when asked what the White House was like by a student in East London

"Blessed is the man who expects nothing for he shall never be disappointed."

You are the dumbest smart person I have ever met!"

"Pride doesn't count much for anything once your dead."

"You want the truth? You can't handle the truth!"

'Nothing good can ever come from staying with normal people!

"I wanna take those tears you made me cry and fucking drown you in 'um!"

"Idiots think alike."

It is possible to learn from your own mistakes, but it’s safer and much more amusing to learn from the mistakes of others

Swords are used to kill, no matter what pretty names you give it.

Scared? No. Terrified? YES!

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?

The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with.

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.

I will not fear; Fear is the mind-killer. I will face my fear; I will let it pass through me

In elementary school, in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file line from smallest to tallest. What is the logic? Do tall people burn slower?

It's easy to forget, it's harder to remember

I was born intelligent. Then education ruined me –

If at first you don't succeed, sky diving is not your thing

Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot

If I had known I was going to die today, I wouldn't have done all that homework - Tenchi Muyo

· "Fallen angels at my feet, whispered voices at my ears, death before my eyes, lying next to me I fear, she beckons me shall I give in? Forsaken all I've fallen for as I rise to meet the end-" Evanscence

"I've seen, felt, and heard many things in what little life time I have lived, but what gave me the greatest pain was you brushing it off as nothing and telling me to get over it-"akira of the twilight “Fallen angels are creatures with broken wings with nothing but darkness to console them. Devils only hurt them and make them suffer more, and angels shun and misunderstand them. A fallen angel drowns in their loneliness and emptiness and curses it, but at the same time loves it, for it is all they have left.” Akira of the twilight “Men, can’t live with them, can’t breed without them.” Same

· "Don't turn away, Don't give into the pain, Don't try to hide, though they're screaming your name, Don't close your eyes, God knows what lies behind them, Don't turn out the light, Never sleep never die-" Evanesence

· “THAT’S IT! I’VE HAD ENOUGH! GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN!" “……But it’s my house…” “I DON’T CARE! IN THIS KITCHEN, I AM GOD!”- Natruto and Kakashi. This comes from a Naruto fanfic called Filling the Void by chibi-onna1

· "Teachers dated me, my parents hated me, I was always in a fight cuz I can't do nothin' right" -Pink

· "A friend will bail you out of jail. A real friend will be in the cell next to you saying 'Damn!...but that was fun!'"- I don't know who said this but I love it!

· “Your friend just screwed my friend!” Tyson screamed. “How could you let that happen?”Shrugging Kai replied impassively, “What did you want me to do? Walk in on them when they’re doing it and tell them to fuck me instead?” “If it would have worked!” from ‘haunted’ by akira of the twilight.

· Kai hollered, "GET BACK HERE! RIGHT NOW! I PROMISE TO MAKE IT VERY PAINFUL!"
"You mean you promise it 'WON'T be painful'!" Rei corrected."NO! I HAPPEN TO BE A VERY HONEST GUY! I WILL MAKE IT AS PAINFUL AS I CAN!" from a story called ‘Meeting Aion.’

· Kai rolled his eyes. Deciding to play. "You, Tyson Kinomiya, are hereby invited to enter Kai Hiwatari." he drawled. "To have and claim with your big - ah!" from a story I read on www.mediaminer.org. sorry people but I forgot the name. When I find out I will so tell you.

· Tyson: that's more than you've said in a week... heh, you're not big on conversation, Kai.

THIS PROFILE HAS BEEN DONE BY MUSSES - (HELL YEA IT HAS!)

I am K. F. and for those of you who want to know i'm a sick person a very, very sick person... what? u think i'm lieing? ok then let me tell you how sick i really am.

I dream about Kai fucking Tyson and/or Tala (the threesomes are the better ones)with as many things as possible from his own large cock to a dildo to a tennis racket and this one wierd time with a police club(there was bondage fun in that one) and this other time where Kai was fisting them both at the same time (without using ky jelly or anything else for lubrication). i love kai so much that i want to make a thing that will bring him to life and i dont care if he's gay because he's going to be chained up to my attic or basement wall so that he can't get away and if he wants it hard from the back i have no problem helping him out with that by using a strap on (HUGE) to fuck his brains out till his throat is sore from screaming and he's practically bleeding and then i'll give it to him like a bitch in heat and make him get to all fours like a dog before he can cum.

oh yea and I also write fanfics sometimes (can you guess what kind?)

i also don't like KARE/KARA(kai/rei). i'm sorry cant do it. i'm the jelouse type. and rei remindes me of a girl. sorry. but it's true. and i can't take that. it's ...hard yeah know.

Alba: hello K.F. how r u this fine evening... I have just come here to tell you HELLLOOOOO and daniel sais hi too but anyway so does walter and i have to inform you that we have an item of extreme value that belongs to you...

If you ever want the item that we poses then you must follow the following terms:

1- you must make Jello part of the school nurtitious meal...

2- you have to get all of the pictures of yaoi and any other anime/naughty pics that you may/do have and then we must be given the pics for further destroying (basically FIRE)...

3- you must have a moonlight stroll on the boardwalk with walter and let him 'tap that thing'...

thank you for the further cooperation of these terms and for taking the time to read this.

it ten seconds this note will be exactly the same as before... until u delete it that it.

from -- anonymous

K.F. - I hate you all. some of this is not true. my muses are bastereds and they did this. And no I will not get rid of my pictuers ass wholes.and how the hell do you put your name then anonymous you fuck head.

hello! my name is Alba and i LOVE weed! lol, i'm kidding i love alchohol And weed but that's besides the point, I am only here to write a response to K.F. response for my ransom note---

Alba --- well L.L. i know i put my name in the beggining but the reason i put anonymous on the bottom is because it only makes fuckin sense to not put ur real name! and im not a fuck face ubloody cunt rag

K.F. - i so hate you guess. i am so going to kick your ass from here back to your home contry (cant spell for shit) anyway time for profiles.

Alba- muse 1- basically ametal rocker... with a soft spot formichelle branch BUT COMEBACK KID IS KEWL (download their stuff, it's badass)

Daniel - muse 2-i have no clue what he's trying to be.

Walter - ...- he's just weired as hell. and fun to hit from time to time.

K.F-these are my best friends as well, but because of the shit they like to say. they get me into trouble from time to time.

alba and daniel

squirrle - mooned alba and is base topic of many conversations (we have no lives)

thing i made up - ...well it's the... thing i made up

mouse - runs around

Jesus - lord and savior ... also provider of weed

God and lucifer aka Gloria and Lucy - lesbian lovers (recently separated... why do you think the typhons came around)

korn - rock band... also some prophets back in the day

bible - made while they were stoned

moses - was a pimp and spread the waters like he spread men's ass checks

Mr. D - english teacher with homosexual 'acts' (also has so many pimples you could pop 'em for ages----likes backstreet boys)

Mr. R - a terrorist disguised as a teacher... also a huge lover of salt and mr.D. (pussy whooped by his wife and only gets $2 for lunch)

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WARNING

JELLOOOOO!... anyone of you ever meetK.F. you will know to NEVER give her chocolate, sweets, junk food,and/or sugary gooodness ofANY kindunless you want a hyper active crazy person on your hands.

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K.F- which ever one of my muses did this is absalutly right. you can not give me chocolate. unless you want a migrain the size of Russia and alaska put together.

if you want to know how hyper i get. just imagin max, sugar high, 1,000 times worst. yea thats me. but most of the time, i act like tyson. even though 20 personality test say i'm KAI.

but then again i do act like him. it's really scary how cold and uncaring i can be at times. but then again what is the true me?

i basically call them my 'modes'

kai 'mode'- this happens when someone pisses me off. if i miss an episode of beyblade and when SOME PEOPLE TAKE THEIR FUCKING SWEET AS TIME UPDATEING AWSOME FUCKING FICS!

SHIT! people tend to teck me the fuckoff with that. and some times i think they do it on purpose.

anyway, don't talk to anyone. unless i really have too. then i get even more pissed the fuck off at every mother fucking bitch around me.i also, think and know i'm the best. glares alot. tell people truth even if it hurts. i have no proublem with that.

Max 'mode'-this usually happens when i have like a half a stick of a twix bar. then i'm all pirkey and hard to deal with. it even scares the teachers to the point of ...just not asking me question. so that i wont talk.

Tyson 'mode'- this is most of the time. i know what i'm good at and i'm not affraid to tell anyone. when someone pisses me off, i get reveng. by ether beating them at their own game or just getting under their skin.

it's really fun, if you know how to play your beyblade right.

Rei 'mode'- this mode happpens when i'm on a border line with my emotions. i tend to give good advice and i make sure not to let others know my skillfulness in somthing until needed. my friends know though. so they don't go near the subject of streghth.

thats becuese i can beat them all, no sweat. it's just practice for when i get into the real world. the poeple will know that with my powers that this is my world and they just live in it.

besides that i'm a very good person. and as long as you update quickly. i wont have and trouble staying in the calm waters of tyson and max.

kai-did you just say tyson was calm.

K.F- yeah so.

kai-baka

K.F.-hey i am so gong into my kai mode now.

kai-good.

K.F.- fuck you hiwatari.

kai-you did that last night love.

K.F.-you know what your right. thanks for reminding me. i cant believe i forgot how you were screaming like a bitch.

kai-blushes

K.F.-LOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL!

coke- to anyone who is intrested/bored/alittle pathetic to have read this far along i would like to say I'M SORRY thatK is a bit (a shit load) long winded and has the tendancy to rant and say disturbing things or things that are just not kewl and that so you are not tempted to read all of this and any updates that happen throughout our rare days (or nights since it is12 when i write this) of bordom that you just click on the 'hide profle' link on the right corner near the top but not on the top -- and i just figured out that if you're reading this note then you most likely read this whole thing, making this note pointless... fuckin hell - well at least i killed like 10 min with it -- also i an SO SORRY that K. (since she/he refuses to enclose -is that right- her name... i think she's paranoid) CAN NOT write for shit. ---- thank you for your time smiles

PS - i wrote the warning about chocolate and sugary stuffs

coke - since you have not given into and of my requests from the ransome note and you took back the thing I took from U then you shall suffer the next years of school with me giving you mean/dirty glares and countless times of me wispering something into someone's ear and then pointing and giggling at you... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! you shall know my wrath and regret not getting the jello K.F. Yes... you shall KNOW... HAHAHAHAHA-- 'starts to cough'

K.F.- ha ! now i know what got damn moron did this. hello ...Alba. you were that got damn bored that you totally screwed with my pro. you meanie. and i really wont be fased by your glares itr will just make me want to hug you more.

and i can to write. did you not read the stories that i put up you bloody wanker. some times i think you want my attiention because you try to do stupid shit to get under my skin.