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Author has written 17 stories for Harry Potter, Fairy Tales, Song of the Lioness, and Pride and Prejudice. For those of you who've been here before, yeah, it's a heck of a lot shorter than it was. For those of you new to the Kingdom of Duct Tape, welcome, and I hope you have time to visit my palace while you're here. The treasury's getting kind of low, and I need the revenue from tourists... Wow. That came off slightly crazier than anticipated. Okay. Um. I'm the Queen of Duct Tape, and I'm an eighteen-year-old senior in high school. I am currently employing my time NOT thinking about graduation, so please don't remind me of it if you can help it. I like to read a lot, and I like to write, otherwise there wouldn't be so much other stuff on here. You know, all those little blue links below this? Yeah, those. Anyway, as a writer I can always grow, and I would greatly appreciate it if you could click those links below and let me know how you think I'm doing and how I can improve. Have a great day. Yours sincerely, Her Royal Majesty Queen Abigail I of Duct Tape and Boredacea | |||||||||||||
1. The Death Eater Files » reviewsA collection of oneshots about Death Eaters, all 55 words or less. This is not technically finished, as I will be writing more, but since every chapter is a story in itself, it's always complete. Enjoy!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 118 - Words: 8,344 - Reviews: 576 - Updated: 11-13-09 - Published: 1-2-06 - Voldemort - Complete2. The Death Eater Blogs » reviewsThe Death Eaters now each have their own blog, mostly to complain about the havoc I create in their lives. May contain references to the Death Eater Files. It is, as with the Files, always technically complete, but I WILL be adding more.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,259 - Reviews: 67 - Updated: 8-5-07 - Published: 4-3-07 - Voldemort - Complete3. Life, Love, and an Acute Caffeine Dependency » reviewsHermione and Fred join each other for a cup of coffee, but it quickly turns into something else. Fluff. Also, shampoo fetishes. There. Now you're all very interested.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,462 - Reviews: 137 - Updated: 7-28-07 - Published: 2-21-06 - Hermione G. & Fred W.4. Decisions reviewsA modern retelling of Pride and Prejudice. Will makes a decision. Liz makes a decision. And then their lives are suddenly very different.Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,590 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 7-24-07 - Complete5. Pi Day reviewsHarry and Ron wonder just what, exactly, Pi Day is.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 3-14-07 - Harry P. & Ron W. - Complete6. Of Ostrich Logic and Oatmeal Roses reviewsAlright, fine. So James and I got together on Valentine’s Day. What of it?Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,169 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 2-14-07 - Lily Evans P. & James P. - Complete7. What Went Right reviewsAfter the Order's Christmas party doesn't go quite as planned, Remus helps Tonks discern just what, exactly, went right.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-7-07 - N. Tonks & Remus L. - Complete8. Argument » reviewsCompanion piece to the Death Eater Files. Voldy and I exchange insults in the form of letters. In, of course, 55 words or less.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 12-27-06 - Published: 6-10-06 - Voldemort9. Evidence reviewsDouglass has a theory and manages to talk Sacherell into helping him prove it.Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 12-24-06 - Tortall & Tortall - Complete10. Writer's Block II reviewsOr: In Which the Queen of Duct Tape Explains the Importance of a Plot to Fictional Characters. I do attract the afore mentioned affliction quite frequently, so I figured I may as well make a series.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9-13-06 - Hermione G. & Draco M. - Complete11. Once Upon a Chocolate Frog reviewsLily, who at times appears to be mad as a hatter, would do just about anything for a chocolate frog. Including go out with James Potter. Please read and review.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,536 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 7-1-06 - Lily Evans P. & James P.12. And Then the World Went Nuts reviewsA series of oneshots dealing with just about everything, usually ending in death, spontaneous combustion, or both, oddly enough. Funny how that works.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 6-30-06 - Complete13. On Living reviewsThings happen. Time passes. People change. And yet...some things remain the same.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-3-06 - Complete14. The Adventures of Goldilocks reviewsOneshot, a combination of sorts. Contains elements of Cinderella, Hansel & Gretel, The Little Mermaid, Jack and the Beanstalk, Rumpelstiltskin, The Frog Prince, Sleeping Beauty, and, of course, Goldilocks and the Three Bears.Fairy Tales - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-20-06 - Complete15. A Christmas Carol reviewsOf no relation to the book of the same name. A nice little holiday oneshot. FWHGHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 12-21-05 - Hermione G. & Fred W. - Complete16. Now You See It » reviewsThat spark between Lily Evans and James Potter keeps flickering, but almost refuses to light...almost. Now finished, but will possibly be edited. Please read and review.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,318 - Reviews: 78 - Updated: 12-12-05 - Published: 6-21-05 - Lily Evans P. & James P. - Complete17. Writer's Block reviewsWriter's block does strange things to my head... I am not responsible for my actions under the influence of chocolate and the afore mentioned affliction. Please read and review.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 12-10-05 - Hermione G. - Complete
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