Hello. I'm Valerie, an eighteen year old that loves to write. I'm also a big procrastinator. I'd love to be an editor sometime in my life, and work in publishing. I sell concessions at a nice theater at my college. I love it because I get free tickets to the plays.

The picture is from http://www.forthewicked.net/

I have an account on www.fictionpress.com. I am The Bad Wolf.

Some stuff about me: I get sidetracked real easily, but I try my best to update. I am LDS, or Mormon, so you won't find any coarse language in my stories. Also

Birthday: Same day that Abraham Lincoln, The Madame de Pompadour, Greta Garbo, and most everyone on the Titanic died. Also occasionally Easter Sunday and mostly Tax Day. Also the exact same day that Emma Watson was born.

Favorite Books: Sherlock Holmes canon, Mary Russell series (especially The Beekeeper's Apprentice and Locked Rooms), Twilight Saga, The Goose Girl, Crime and Punishment

Favorite TV shows: Doctor Who, NUMB3RS, Moonlight, Firefly, The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes (The Jeremy Brett kind), Pushing Daisies, Heroes, Bones

Favorite Movies: Transformers, The Hound of the Baskervilles (with Richard Roxburgh), Casablanca, Serenity, Enchanted, Labyrinth, The Seventh Seal

Favorite Songs: Viva la Vida by Coldplay, Time is Running Out by Muse, A Neverending Dream by Cascada, Cartoon Heroes by Aqua, Our Solemn Hour by Within Temptation, Voodoo Child by Rogue Traders, When You Were Young by The Killers, Grace Kelly by Mika, Unspeakable by Ace of Base, Shake It by Metro Station, Feeling Good by Michael Buble, So What by Pink, the Doctor Who Original Television Soundtrack

Stories: The Notebook is Mightier Than The Magnifying Glass, Of Dropstem and Hobbit Pipes and Dungeons and Dragons v. Detecting and Deduction have been completed.

Sherlock Holmes v. The 21st Century has been completed. This story concludes The Adventures of Rhiannon Phan

Out of the Woods is the overall title for the bonus chapters for The Adventures of Rhiannon Phan. There will be two chapters for each section. The first bonus chapter, Out of Sorts, takes place just before the seventh chapter of The Notebook. Rhee gets fed up with Holmes' violin and gets revenge. Out of Focus, the second bonus chapter, is another out-take that doesn't really have a place in the story, but I thought was funny. This actually happened in my Seminary class. I don't remember what it was supposed to teach us, but I've been dying to try it out on someone. Out of Mind is in progress as well. It takes place just before the seventh chapter of SHv21C. As you can see, these won't exactly be written in any particular order except for what I feel like writing first.

The Barn Owl is done. If you are so inspired to write something based on it, please feel free to take it. I don't care if you credit me or not.

Christmas in the Labyrinth is in desperate need for an expansion re-write.

Do I actually do my own thinking? Or is everything I've ever said been said before?
Quoteable Quotes:

"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." Douglas Adams

"Once you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." Sherlock Holmes

"What a lovely thing a rose is!. . . Its smell and its colour are an embellishment of life, not a condition of it. It is only goodness that give extras, and so I say again that we have much to hope from the flowers." Sherlock Holmes

"Never knock on death's door; ring the bell and run away! Death hates that!" Matt Frewer

"There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line." Oscar Levant

"Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives." William Dement

"Saying what we think gives us a wider conversational range than saying what we know." Cullen Hightower

"Rubber Soles! Swear by 'em!" Doctor Who (10)

"Fantastic!" Doctor Who (9)

"I hate babies." Caboose (Red vs. Blue)

"Brian. . . I want Brian. . . moaning. . . moaning. . ." also Caboose (trying to be a zombie)

"There are two kinds of people in the world, Doc: those who have a plan prepared for when the zombies take over the earth, and those who don't. We call those last people, 'Dinner.'" Grif

"Wait a second. How do you beat someone to death with their own skull? That doesn't seem physically possible." -- Tucker "That's exactly what Jimmy kept screaming."--Church

"Does the Demon of Starlight need a hand?" from Bite Me webcomic

"Me? I'm dishonest. And you can always trust a dishonest person to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you have to look out for, because you can never predict if they're going to do something incredibly stupid." Jack Sparrow; Pirates of the Caribbean

Quotes from Debate National Finals: "Biligually Impaired." "Our rivers are drips with delusions of grandeur." "Don't make 'charge it' a substitute for 'budget.'"

"Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get caught in jet engines." Alex, who scored a 36 on the ACT.

"Percussion is the pulse of life, and without the pulse, you're dead." One of the cool guys I interviewed for my article on Percussion Ensemble

Nobody is perfect. I am nobody. Therefore, I am perfect.

Society is evil, so am I, so I contribute to society in all that I do.

The perfect Saturday would be waking up Sunday morning.

"Augh! My back pack is like the Barney Bag! It never ends!" My good friend Chandra as she was digging through her immensely large backpack looking for her key.

He who laughs last had to have it explained/thinks slowest.

Time is the greatest teacher, but it kills all its students.

Suicide Hotline, please hold.

"Hey! I just remembered something! You're boring, and my legs work."