Nickname: EmiRay, Emi, Phammie

Age: 16

Likes: Reviews (who doesn't? x3), Fav pairings/characters, Chi Chai Monchan, video games, surfing the net, youtube vids (mostly Brawl), video making, drawing, singing, lyrics, and break dancing.

Dislikes: Flamers, OOCs, Mary-sues, hated characters/pairings, stereotypes/racial comments, haters, typos (I don't mean anyone else's typos, I mean MINE!! GAAAH, hate it when I put up my fanfic and soon I find typos -.-), and my love life.

Fav Characters:

Mario

Mario, Luigi, Peach, Dimentio, Yoshi, etc.

Zelda

Zelda and Young Link

Xenosaga

chaos, Ziggy, MOMO, T-elos, and Mary Magdalene

Final Fantasy

Yuffie, Cait Sith, Aerith, Selphie, Vivi, Rikku, Lulu, and Lenne

DN Angel

Risa Harada

Sonic

Rouge, Knuckles, Charmy, Wave, etc.

Full Moon wo Sagashite

Meroko, Madoka, and Izumi

Soul Calibur

Cassandra, Setsuka, and Ivy

Metal Gear Solid

Snake, Meryl, and Eva

Yugiou

Mai, Shizuka, Yami Bakura, and Rebecca

Hated Characters:

Mario

Wario, Hammer Bro, Baby Peach, Baby Daisy, and Tippi

Xenosaga

Shion, KOS-MOS, Jr., Canaan, and Miyuki

Final Fantasy

Yuna and Seymour

DN Angel

Riku Harada and Daisuke

Sonic

Cosmo, Chris, and Shadow

Full Moon wo Sagashite

Mitsuki Kouyama and Kira Takuto

Soul Calibur

Xianghua, Tira, and Mitsurugi

Metal Gear Solid

Naomi and Vamp

Yugiou

Ryou

Fav Pairings:

Mario:

Mario/Peach, Luigi/Daisy, Blumeire/Timpani, Count Bleck/Natasia, Luigi/Rosalina, and Bowser/Peach

SSBB:

Marth/Zelda, Snake/Samus, Meta Knight/Jigglypuff, Lucas/Nana, Mario/Zelda, Link/Samus, CF/Samus, Sonic/Samus, Meta Knight/Kirby, Ness/Lucas

Izumi/Meroko, Takuto/Meroko, Eichi/Mitsuki, and Wakouji/Oshige

Soul Calibur

Raphael/Ivy, Xianghua/Talim, and Tira/Amy

Sonic

Knuckles/Rouge, Sonic/Amy, Tails/Amy, Tails/Cream, Chris/Cosmo

Xenosaga

chaos/KOSMOS, Yeshua/Mary, chaos/T-elos, Allen/Shion, Kevin/Shion, Jr./Shion, Jin/Pellegri, Ziggy/Juli, Virgil/Febronia, Jr./Mary Godwin, Shion/Miyuki, Allen/Miyuki, Gaignun/Shelley, Gaignun/Citrine, Albedo/Sakura, and Ziggy/Mary Godwin

Final Fantasy

Cloud/Tifa, Vincent/Yuffie, Zack/Tifa, Zack/Aerith, Zack/Cissnei, Squall/Rinoa, Tidus/Rikku, Auron/ Lulu, Shuyen/Lenne, and Seymour/Yuna

Metal Gear Solid

Snake/Meryl

Yugiou

Seto/Shizuka, Joey/Mai, Yugi/Rebecca, and Ryou/Anzu

Least Fav Pairings:

Mario

Waluigi/Daisy, Mario/Tippi, and Yoshi/Birdo

SSBB

Marth/Samus, Roy/Peach, Ike/Zelda, Kirby/Jigglypuff, Sonic/Zelda, and Young Link/Nana

Izumi/Mitsuki, Takuto/Mitsuki, and Nachi/Madoka

Sonic

Shadow/Amy, Cosmo/Tails, and Shadow/Rouge

Xenosaga

chaos/Shion, Shion/KOS-MOS, Jin/KOS-MOS, Ziggy/KOS-MOS, Shion/T-elos, chaos/Jin, and Jr./MOMO

Final Fantasy

Cloud/Aerith, Reno/Yuffie, Vincent/Lucrecia, Tidus/Yuna, Shuyen/Yuna, and Gippal/Rikku

Metal Gear Solid

Johnny/Meryl

Yugiou

Yami Bakura/ Anzu, (Yami) Marik/Anzu, Tristian/Shizuka/Duke, and all yaoi pairings

Underlines indicate my OTP and most hated.

Currently Working On:

Unrequited (SSBB) Angst/Romance K+: Link and Zelda's feelings about one another and Zelda's upcoming wedding. Link/Zelda/Marth one/shot

Say You Love Me (SSBB) Romance/Humor T: Princess Zelda only dreams of independence, until she finds herself falling in love with a charming prince, who doesn't seem to like her at all. What's worse? He's her own roommate. Marth/Zelda (Other random pairings will be included, too).

Hiatus:

My Captain Olimar! (SSBB) Friendship/Drama K+: Olimar is devoted to become an astronaut for his own personal reasons. He tries to fit in a school built for multiple creatures, but what happens when the creatures there think you're weird, too? And there's drama happening from left to right. With the help of his friends, the optimistic alien tries to survive the everyday adventures of high school! (Some pairings will be included, mostly one-sided)

Few Author Rambles:

- I am now open-minded to shoujo-ai and shounen-ai pairings. Just going to clear this, but I am heterosexual aka STRAIGHT. I just believe that any person with different sexual orientations can love.

- Crack is hilarious. I like crack. Expect to see some really odd pairings here. Some canon, but mostly crack. However, don't think that everything I write here I like though. Some of them might be for fun.

- Please keep your characters in tact unless it has something to do with your story. I don't want anymore happy Samus's or Snake the rapists.

- The swordsmen of Brawl are terribly overused. Yes, I use them, but notice in some of my fics, they're not there at all.

- Originality is good, but it's lacking in a lot of the fics out there. I see the same plots and well, it's one of the reasons why I don't go on fanfiction.net as much.

- The immense amount of yaoi existing in the 'just now' area of SSB is REALLY annoying. Actually, not the yaoi-ness of it all, but the fact that the SWORDSMEN are gay for each other. No creativity, and using the swordsmen is really boring.

- No, I don't know when I will be writing "My Captain Olimar!" In fact, I think I will discontinue it. Why? Because I am thinking of scraping the fanfic and converting it into a machinima! Ta-da! I am planning on having voice actors/voice actresses when I am ready.

- Yes, I am on youtube as well.

Rants:

- I'm sick and tired of Snake/Samus. And I used to call it my favorite pairing. I only like it when it's filled with angst, and they're not Ooc. Please, no more Snake/Samus rape stories or videos. Especially the freaking videos. It's annoying, and tarnishes Snake's reputation just because you don't fucking play the game. If you don't wanna play his game, fine, but at least do some research on him! That's what I do, it's better than nothing!

- Mario is often bashed. Why? Because he's too fat. Well aren't you sizist? Mario is the perfect Nintendo logo for me, thank you. He's actually quite cute. I feel more hatred for Link, maybe, probably because many who are Link fanboys/fangirls hate on Mario. Well SORRY he's not something you call a bishounen. SORRY he's not the right size for you. Link is EXACTLY the same as Mario except with muscles and a cute face. You know what? I prefer Mario 10000000000000000000000000000000x more, because I love his games, and he proves to everyone that you don't need a hot bod and a good face to have people attracted to your games. And as for the whole thing with Mario vs Sonic, definitely I prefer Mario. Sonic is too cheap anyway, which is why he'd beat Mario. If Mario stole Sonic's crack, maybe he'd win, ROFL. And the whole 'Luigi is better than Mario' shit, you're entitled to your opinion, but let me have you know that Mario has gone through way more shit than he has. The reason why I like him is because everyone has a childhood hero when they're little. Mario is mine. He's the most innocent game character I've ever seen, and the most determined one. He saves his God damn princess in almost every fucking game. That's retarded shit to even think Peach doesn't like him, because she clearly states she doesn't wanna be with Bowser. No one thinks about Mario's feelings, seriously, just because he's not good looking. Well I think you're all just shallow.

- Yaoi pairings have flood fanfiction.net. I hate yaoi fics, especially the ones with rape. It's disgusting. How can anyone find that cute!?

- Link/Zelda, Roy/Peach, and Samus/Marth are thee most overrated and overused pairings ever. I don't like them, and will NOT read any fanfics containing them. I very much prefer Marth/Zelda, Link/Samus, and Mario/Peach. _

~ If you love Mario and hate to see him bashed in fanfictions, copy and paste this onto your profile.

~ 80 of the Xenosaga population either don't care or hate chaos/KOS-MOS, if you're the 20 who love them, copy and paste this onto your profile.

~ If you utterly loathe and dispise Hannah Montana, copy and paste this into your profile.

Stereotypes:

I'M ASIAN, SO I MUST STUDY 24/7 AND HAVE NO SOCIAL LIFE.

I LIKE MCDONALDS, SO I MUST BE FAT.

I WEAR GLASSES, SO I MUST BE SMART.

I'M A GIRL, SO I MUST LIKE PINK.

I LIKE HIP-HOP/RAP, SO I MUST LIVE IN THE GHETTO.

I BREAKDANCE, SO I MUST BE WILD.

I'M AN ASIAN GIRL, SO I MUST LIKE WHITE GUYS.

HATE PEOPLE WHO ARE DIFFERENT? CONSIDER THE FOLLOWING:

It's the same story everyday: A girl in dark colors gets off the worst bus you can imagine, you know, the one with all the dumber-than-dirt country kids who are swearing every five words, listening to a punk rock/gothic rock/heavy metal/or any other dark music. She shuts off the cd player/MP3/ipod and walks into the school.

You point at her and whisper to your friends about how out-of-touch she is because she's dressed in a baggy hooded sweatshirt and frayed old jeans and she's maintaining a 3.785-4.0 GPA on a 4.0 scale while you're boardline failing. You loudly insult her and talk to her in an obnoxious voice.

You laugh loudly and say, "How could you have gotten that one wrong? Even a fifth grader knows that!" when she answers a question wrong in class. You and friends push her around in the hallways and trip her in the stairwells.

And yet, no matter what you do, she doesn't say anything.

Isn't it hilarious that she can be quiet all week, but still have to put up with more stuff than the whore giving out free blowjobs on the bus? Isn't it just bloody freaking hilarious that she needs to sign a pass to the bathroom just to run into an empty classroom to cry at least once a week?

Are you laughing yet?

HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED WHAT HER LIFE IS LIKE?

HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU GO UP TO HER FACE AND TRASH HER GOOD NAME, CALLING HER A 'FREAKY GOTH WANNABE' OR A 'WEEPY-WASHY ATTENTION WHORE', AND NOT ONCE STOP AT ALL TO CONSIDER WHY YOU NEVER SEE HER PARENTS AROUND, OR WHY SHE ALWAYS WEARS LONG SLEEVES, EVEN IN THE SUMMER?

HOW IN GOD'S GOOD NAME CAN YOU TREAT HER LIKE SHIT JUST BECAUSE SHE IS THE ONE PERSON YOU CAN NEVER BE: HERSELF UNTO HERSELF?

THERE'S A FINE LINE BETWEEN BEING AN IDIOT AND BEING BRAVE.

BEING BRAVE IS NOT GIVING RANDOM GUYS A BLOWJOB IN BROAD DAYLIGHT. IT IS NOT FUCKING SOME RANDOM GUY ON FRIDAY NIGHT JUST TO SAY YOU FUCKED HIM. BEING BRAVE ISN'T TALKING TO SOME GUY OR DUMPING YOUR CURRENT BOYFRIEND.

BEING BRAVE IS TURNING THE OTHER CHEEK WHEN PEOPLE SLAP YOU. IT'S FORGETTING THE INSULTS AND REMEBERING THE COMMENTS. TRUE BRAVERY IS GOING TO A SCHOOL WHERE YOU SHOULD FEEL SAFE AND INSTEAD, YOU FEEL LIKE YOU'RE MARCHING RIGHT INTO HELL. TRUE BRAVERY IS BEING TRUE TO THE ONE PERSON, THE ONLY PERSON, WHO MATTERS: YOU.

KEEP LAUGHING, YOU COCK-SUCKING BITCHES, CAUSE I'M GOING FAR AND YOU'RE HARDLY MOVING.

If this rings a bell, or a whole chorus of 'em, copy and paste this into your profile.