Hey everyone, I'm SqueakyDragon, but you can call me SqueakyD. I've got four stories posted on this site, with another one hopefully on its way, and I have finally finished my very first one "A True Heart" (lord of the rings based) so please check it out, give it a read, it's not too heavy a good little fun story. My other three are "A Phantom and his Sister" obviously going off of Phantom of the Opera, "A Family's Story" another Lord of the Rings one about Aragorn and his family, and "The Wrong Place and Time" in the Dragonlance section. My fifth one will be a Pirates of the Caribbean based story most likely to be titled "A Pirate's Life for Me?" but I'm still just outlining it, and will probably write the whole thing out before posting it, because the storyline is becoming rather complicated.

I love to write and come up with stories to tell. But I also love other things, of course, like Lord of the Rings books and movies are the greatest! I love to act and have been in theater for about 8 or 9 years now. I am now 20, in college, and super busy only hoping to complete the stories I've started. I love anime especially Miyazaki my favorite film being "Princess Mononoke". Also my favorite animal in the whole wide world is the penguin!! Right now as I write this I am dressed head to toe in penguin apparel. Here's some more info on me:

Fav movies:

Lord of the Rings

Singin' in the Rain

Happy Feet

Miyazaki movies

March of the Penguins

Monty Python and the Hoil Grail

Blues Brothers

Pirates of the Carribean

Phantom of the Opera

Serenity

Beauty and the Beast

All Muppet Movies

Cowboy Bebop

The Emperor's New Groove

The Thief and the Cobbler

Singing in the Rain

Madagascar

Many Pixtar Movies

Pride and Prejudice (Keira Knightly version)

Hot Rod

Batman Begins/Dark Knight

etc etc etc

Music I love a wide range of, rock, classic rock, alternative, metal, new age, folk, rap, hip-hop, classical, gypsy music etc. My favorite band is Rammstein. I also love comedy, my favorite comedians are Lewis Black, Jeff Foxworthy, Ron White, and Brain Regan.

Quoteable quotes:

"If your nipple got bitten off by a beaver .. you might be a redneck" -Foxworthy

"Whoa! Did you say : something that'll make his turds taste bad?!" White

"Ok, you don't call a hurricane Bob, all right? Bob's the guy working at Wal-Mart .. you call a hurricane HOLY CRAP!" Black

"What are trifocals? - They allow you to see close or far away depending on where you look in the lens - I could not get use to that man, is that a fly on my nose? IS THAT A COMET!?" Regan

"I walked on the moon." Regan

"What was that? Did something just fly off my ship?" Mal (Serenity)

"Now, if I don't come back in an hour, you take the ship, you come and you rescue me." Mal

"If they cause trouble shoot them." - "Shoot them sir?" - "Politely." Mal and Zoe

"Shall I describe it to you? Or you would like me to find you a box?" Legolas

"WHAT DID THE BIRD SAY?" Jack Sparrow

"But why's the rum gone?" Good ol' Jack Sparrow

"Wedding? Oh I love weddings! Drinks all around!" Sparrow

"I want my jar of dirt!" Sparrow

"Are you saying that coconuts migrate?" guard from Holy Grail

"Its just a flesh wound." Black Knight

"I'll bite your legs off!" Black Knight

"There are those who call me .. Tim." Tim

"Get on with it!" random army in Holy Grail

"Its dark and we're wearing sunglasses" Blues Brothers

"But I'm not Jimmy Jim Jimmy Jim Jim! HE'S Jimmy Jim Jimmy Jim Jim!" Gonzo (Muppet Treasure Island)

"He died? And this is suppose to be a kids movie!" Rizo (Treasure Island)

"We'll need to make a ladder" - "Great! Here's the paper towels!" Great Muppet Caper

"Hey, you know, if you put enough sugar in this stuff it tastes just like ginger ale!" Fozzie (Great Muppet Caper)

"My mother always said never eat singing food." Rizzo (Muppet Christmas Carol)

"He's sewing me up like a boot!" Thief (Theif and the Cobbler)

"Hmm.. no one lives this messy except college kids" Thief

"Here's a sign beware of signs" Thief

"With you I'm gonna build a castle by the sea. And you I'm gonna turn my basement into a reck-room. Oh! and you! I tell ya! I'm going to Disney Land!" Thief while stealing the magical golden balls

"Hmm.. babies don't go clang.." Thief (yet again)

"Yay! I'm a llama again! .. Wait" Kuzco (Emperor's New Groove)

"All hail the New York Giants!" King Julius from Madagascar

"Now who wants a cookie?" King Julius

"I liked them! Even before I met them I liked them! You hate them compared to how much I like them!" Adorable lemur

"We killed them and ate their livers!" Skipper (lead penguin from Madagascar)

"Well this sucks." penguin

"Would you turn?! Would you turn?!" Mal (from Serenity bloopers)

"Dear Buddha, I want a pony and a plastic rocket!" Mal

"KILL HIM!" Beckett (pirates bloopers)

"Technological .. ROMANCE!" Strong Bad (teen girl squad)

"Texting from a few feet away!? FOR SHAME!!" Wireless Wizard

"Garbage disposal what a way to go! Garbage disposal ... meet So and So!" Strong Bad

"No, what ARRE you doing?!" Barbossa

"Stepped on me? Stepped on me?! He danced all over me! Look at this, broken, broken, broken! I can't get these things fixed you know?!" Sea urchin (Surf's Up)

"What ever you do don't mention the war. I've done it a few times but been able to smooth it over!" Basil (Faulty Towers')

"Ah I see, we're on a mission .. WE'RE OUT TO DISCOVER!!" Scuttle (Little Mermaid)

"I'm Thor" - "Your thore?" - "Well it hurts." Genie (Aladdin 3)

"Oh look who's parting through the crowd? ITS MOSES!" Genie (Aladdin 3)

"This is a pen!" - "A what?" - "A pen!" - "A what?" - "A duck!" - "Does it quack?" - "Of course!" My friend & I

"It's like a hall of mirrors!!" The guys from "Be Kind Please Rewind" breaking into a video store

"This whole things just gone upside down face ... Stewie very slowly looks at Brian

"A cooked goose, for everyone!!" Scrooge in Hot Rod

"Can you describe the vehicle?" - "A black ... ... tank?!" Batman Begins

Simpsons quotes:

"Homer if you could kill somone on your way out it really help me out a lot." Scorpio

"Oh, that monkey's gonna pay." Pro. Frink

"I'm going to look Uncle Fritz square in the monocal and say NINE!" Mr. Burns

"Donuts .. is there anything they can't do?" Homer

"But beware Mr. Burns, us Germans are not all smiles and sunshine." German guy

"Oh, I know I'm on. I'm not starting without my danish. Go ahead find a replacement!" running feet, Kent Brockman gets pushed over by Bumblebee man "Today 5 people were killed in a bus accident - Ay Cuarumba!"

"You gave both our dogs away?! You know how I feel about giving!" Homer

"I don't mind being called a lier when I've began to lie, or am lying, or when I've just finished telling a lie.. but not - when I'm telling - the truth!!" Homer

"Whoa whoa whoa! There's a new Mexico?" Mr. Burns

"Don't you hate pants?!" Homer

"Dad, I just had a dream about the Boogeyman -" "AHH! Boogeyman!!" Lisa/Homer

"Bart I don't want to alarm you, but there may be a boogeyman or boogeymen in the house!" Homer

"N-n-NERDS!!" Homer

"'Tis a fine barn, but it ain't no pool English." "D'ohth!" Amish guy/Homer

"No beer and no TV make Homer something something..." - "Go crazy?" - "Don't mind if I do!!" Homer/Marge

"I can't let that happen, I won't let that happen, and I can't let that happen!" Homer

"Par-t-y down?" "Yes!!" Nerds/Homer

"Stupid bug you go squish now!" Homer

"Oh I wish, I wish I hadn't killed that fish!" Homer

"Hmm.. that's strange, the blood usually gets off at the second floor." Burns

LOL!! Sorry for the long list of things. Once I get started I can't stop. Anyway, happy writing everyone!