Mwahhahhah! You have just entered a world of completely terrifying insanity, you foolish mammals!

As you can probably tell, I am a HUGE fan of Donkey Kong's King K. Rool, but I will write about anything and everything. Whether writing from childhood nostalgia (Power Rangers Lion King, GI Joe or Mortal Kombat), my love of all things Japanese-games (mostly Nintendo) and anime (Digimon, Yu-Gi-Oh, and Inuyasha)- an interest in language and biology combined in the form of aliens (Star Trek/Wars, AVP,Transformers, or Halo), an apreciation for Tolkien, or about comics that have recently been made into movies (X-Men, Fantastic Four, and Ghost Rider); whether humor, angst, or anything in between, I always try to make my stories enjoyable. I tend to write about villains because they have greater character depth and are more badass.

Despite writing about ALL of these things, I still have a real life. Most of my time is spent doing work for college (I'm a history/foreign language double major). I like to hang with friends during my free time, so expect updates to be slow.

My Religious Beliefs:

Creation

There is a God-mater/energy in this or any universe would have had to originally been created by something...or somone...outside space and time. The multiverse only pushes the problem back.

If we don't have a loving creator and are here only by chance and survival of the fittest, then the moral implictations are scary.

The universe keeps expanding; it doesn't oscilate. Therefore it had a definite begining and will have a definite end -Abrahamic creation> Dahrmic rebirth

The word "yom" can mean day or anyother time frame-Six yomin do not contradict 4.5 billion years.

There were massive clouds of vapor that blocked out in the sun in the early atmosphere. It did not fully dissipate until the Carboniferous Period, after plants had already evolved. Plants did not predate fish, but the sea creatures of day five are "nephesh" or "air-breathing", ie. marine mammals, which plants definitely predate.

God creates certain animals in the fifth yom, and some on the sixth, but the wording says he formed them all out of the "dust of the earth" and presented them to Adam on the sixth yom. This only makes since in context if "dust of the earth" refers to "how" and not "when" they were made. And we ARE made of the dust of the earth (protons, electrons, neutrons). The Torah and evolution do not contradict. Considring that the first alters were made by Homo erectus, that's where I date Adam and Eve (made from a combination of Adam and her parents's DNA).

Political Correctness

The Torah's teachings on homosexuality have a medical basis. Men who have sex with men are sixty times more likely to get AIDS, five times to get Hepititis C, and seventeen times to get anal cancer than straights. Women who have sex with women are more likely to get bacterial vaginosis. I'm not a gay- basher anymore than I am a smoking- or junk food- basher

Yeshua

Yeshua was either a liar, a crazy man, or exactly who he said he was. The disciples all saw him after the crucifixion. If they were just using a lie to get power, would they have willingly accepted torture from the Romans? Paul never met him in the flesh, but had a mysterious experince with blinding that can't be otherwise explained. I believe that Yeshua is the Messiah.

Orthodox/Catholic/Protestant vs Messianic Israel

Yeshua said to Peter, "You are Petros(Greek-rock-masculine). And on this Petra(Greek-rock-feminine), I build my church.)" Not exactly saying that clergy is the foundation of the church is it? Similarly, why is the old guy in Rome the "Papa" when we are only supposed to call God "Father"?

Yeshua died so that we could be forgiven of our sins. The Law is so that we may know sin. If we junk everything in the Law, how do we know what constitutes a sin? Earth and heaven have not passed away yet, so no jot or tittle should be disregarded. Peter warned about misquoting Paul.

-Essentially, I have just explained why I'm an Old Earth Creatonist and Messianic Israel.

Ethnic Background:

Angle (English)

Frank (French)

Briton (Welsh) (People of the Dragon!)

Creek (Native American)

Dislikes:

Wal-Mart

Fangirls

People who think "British" and "English" are synonyms.

MacDonalds and Burger King

Toilet Humor- I hate it if any badass character is involved, especially evil characters that should be taken seriously. It should be reserved for strictly comic characters.

Likes:

Favorite Song: "Scarborough Fair"

Favorite Movie: Dinosaur

Favorite Fiction Book: The Silmarillion

Favorite Actors/Actresses

Hugo Weaving

Zhang Ziyi

Christopher Walken

Angelina Jolie

Jeremy Irons

Favorite Characters:

Donkey Kong:K. Rool (My all-time fave PERIOD!)

Mario: Any of the 3 Snifits from SuperMario RPG

Star Fox:Leon Powalski

Tenchu:Onikage

Digimon:Meatalseadramon

Pokemon:Mewtwo (He's not really a good guy in the Japanese version)

Yugioh:Maximillion Pegasus (Come on! He's the modern Akhenaden/Zorc)

Inuyasha:Naraku

Transformers:Quintesson Judge Diliberata

Star Wars:Xizor

Star Treck DS9:Dukat

Silmarillion:Morgoth

Hannibal Lecter:Buffalo Bill (I used to like Hannibal until I read the book. Evil incarnate does not let federal troopers watch him pee!)

Power Rangers:

(Mighty Morphin')-Zedd

(Zeo)-Gasket

(Turbo)-General Havoc

(Space)-Darkonda

(Lost Galaxy)-Deviot

(Lightspeed Rescue)-Olympius

X-Men:Mr. Sinister

Ghost Rider:Zarathos (The demon that possesses Johny Blaze)

Fantastic 4:Dr. Doom

GI Joe:Cobra Commander

Mortal Kombat:Sektor

Jackie Chan Adventures:Shendu

I mostly like villains, but there are few heros I like:

GI Joe: Snake Eyes

Halo: The Arbiter

And one morally questionable "good guy":

Watchmen: Rorschach